Thread Necromancy: arbitrary scoring rules edition

[The Snide Sniper]

Maximize the absolute value of your score. Posts are scored using the following steps:

1. Take the time in minutes since the last post.
2. Subtract the score that the previous post earned.
3. The post's score is the square root of that number.

Some notes:

• No double posting.
• The OP scores 0 points.
• A post's score can be a complex number.
• The square root used should be the one with a positive real component, or, in the case of pure negative numbers, the one with a positive imaginary component.