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Everyone is well aware the time is wrong (A merg'd thread.)

Postby Jack Saladin » Sat Sep 29, 2007 2:20 am UTC

You don't need to point it out again.
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Re: Everyone is well aware the time is wrong

Postby ThorFluff » Sat Sep 29, 2007 7:32 am UTC

Hey, The timestamp is off! ;)
But a more serious question,as someone vaguely technically interested, why is the time wrong?
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Re: Everyone is well aware the time is wrong

Postby German Sausage » Sat Sep 29, 2007 7:42 am UTC

probably something simple like the server's internal clock being wrong. give it time.
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Re: Everyone is well aware the time is wrong

Postby no-genius » Sat Sep 29, 2007 12:08 pm UTC

maybe its the right times, but the wrong names for the region?
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Re: Everyone is well aware the time is wrong

Postby Jack Saladin » Sat Sep 29, 2007 12:14 pm UTC

No.
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Re: Everyone is well aware the time is wrong

Postby lanicita » Sat Sep 29, 2007 12:19 pm UTC

It's like 4 and a half hours off for everyone. Not a problem with the region names.
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Re: Everyone is well aware the time is wrong

Postby Jack Saladin » Sat Sep 29, 2007 12:29 pm UTC

I don't think this warrants further discussion.
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Re: Everyone is well aware the time is wrong

Postby RealGrouchy » Sat Sep 29, 2007 1:46 pm UTC

Tough shit.

There is currently a problem with the timestamp. Presumably, something will be done to attempt to fix it.

When such a thing is done, it is reasonable to expect people to comment on the success or failure of that attempt.

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Re: Everyone is well aware the time is wrong

Postby thefiddler » Sat Sep 29, 2007 9:36 pm UTC

Hooray! Davean fixed the time. :)
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Re: Everyone is well aware the time is wrong

Postby davean » Sat Sep 29, 2007 10:39 pm UTC

thefiddler wrote:Hooray! Davean fixed the time. :)


I actually got tired of waiting for NTP to pull it into sync slowly and decided introducign a few errors due to a rapid time change was worth it.
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Re: Everyone is well aware the time is wrong

Postby thefiddler » Sat Sep 29, 2007 10:42 pm UTC

Haha, that works too. :)

Either way, the clock is correct.

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Re: Everyone is well aware the time is wrong

Postby ThorFluff » Sat Sep 29, 2007 10:45 pm UTC

*dances at the party and gets drunk*
In your honor of course!
But my question remains... what was the error? in technical terms?
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Re: Everyone is well aware the time is wrong

Postby davean » Sat Sep 29, 2007 10:52 pm UTC

ThorFluff wrote:*dances at the party and gets drunk*
In your honor of course!
But my question remains... what was the error? in technical terms?


The Xen dom0 had a difrent time configuration from the domU.
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Re: Everyone is well aware the time is wrong

Postby Gordon » Sun Sep 30, 2007 1:38 am UTC

davean wrote:
thefiddler wrote:Hooray! Davean fixed the time. :)


I actually got tired of waiting for NTP to pull it into sync slowly and decided introducign a few errors due to a rapid time change was worth it.


So he fixed the time, like he said, and then there were errors, like he said.

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Re: Everyone is well aware the time is wrong

Postby DragonHawk » Sun Sep 30, 2007 3:57 am UTC

Cool. Like, thanks, and stuff! :-)
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Re: Everyone is well aware the time is wrong

Postby lanicita » Sun Sep 30, 2007 3:48 pm UTC

Locking because it seems to be fixed. If you still have a problem with it, post in the issue reporting thread.
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Re: Forum Time Stamp

Postby MFHodge » Sun Dec 30, 2007 3:52 am UTC

Davean - I think the clock is off again. It seems to be about 10-12 minutes fast.
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Re: Forum Time Stamp

Postby Gordon » Sun Dec 30, 2007 6:15 am UTC

It's about .43 seconds fast for me... can you fix this ASAP plz KTHX
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Time on the forum.

Postby clockworkmonk » Fri Mar 21, 2008 12:57 am UTC

Judging based on Official US time and Greenwich Mean time, the forum's clock is approximately 9 minutes fast. This is hard to search for, as the word time is ignored in searches, and was unable to find another topic on this.

Not that it needs to be desperately changed or anything, it just sort of bugs me, and was wondering if there was a way to correct the time.
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Re: Time on the forum.

Postby Hammer » Fri Mar 21, 2008 12:59 am UTC

You're the Clockwork Monk. If you can't deal with it, what do you expect us to do? :wink:
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Re: Time on the forum.

Postby clockworkmonk » Fri Mar 21, 2008 3:36 am UTC

I think it would have something to do with these newfangled, non-clockwork clocks. They confuse me to no end, what with all the wires and circuit boards and crystals and atoms and other such nonsense.
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Re: Time on the forum.

Postby rrwoods » Mon Mar 24, 2008 4:07 pm UTC

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Re: Time on the forum.

Postby LE4dGOLEM » Mon Mar 24, 2008 5:40 pm UTC

Cs-133 (133?) decays in precisely one second. It defines the modern second. It is used in some clocks to measure time.
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Re: Time on the forum.

Postby Robin S » Mon Mar 24, 2008 6:21 pm UTC

Wikipedia wrote:Under the International System of Units, the second is currently defined as
"the duration of 9 192 631 770 periods of the radiation corresponding to the transition between the two hyperfine levels of the ground state of the caesium 133 atom."
Caesium-133 is not radioactive, so it doesn't "decay" in the conventional sense.
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Re: Time on the forum.

Postby Hammer » Mon Mar 24, 2008 9:52 pm UTC

OK, I know it's my fault for making a joke in the first place, but quit with the off-topic stuff now, please.
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Postby evilbeanfiend » Fri Apr 18, 2008 9:50 am UTC

going by http://wwp.greenwichmeantime.com/ i make the forum time to be out by about 15 mins

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Re: time

Postby hyperion » Fri Apr 18, 2008 9:57 am UTC

It's off by 15 minutes for me too

It's been getting worse, a while ago it was 5 mintues, then 12 minutes and now 15.
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Re: Time on the forum.

Postby evilbeanfiend » Fri Apr 18, 2008 10:57 am UTC

yes a small difference doesn't matter much but its getting larger enough that its slightly confusing. not to mention disconcerting to see future me posting all this stuff.
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Re: Time on the forum.

Postby TheTankengine » Fri Apr 18, 2008 6:03 pm UTC

Does this actually matter?
Seriously, this is not a big deal. There is nothing of critical importance here that requires absolute accuracy of the time posts are made. Just look at your desktop, there's probably a clock there.
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Forum time incorrect

Postby joshz » Sat Jan 30, 2010 11:44 pm UTC

The forum time seems off by a few minutes to me.
It is currently 6:40 EST (as confirmed by http://www.time.gov/), yet the fora report the time as 6:44.
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Re: Forum time incorrect

Postby kernelpanic » Mon Feb 01, 2010 12:55 am UTC

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Anyway, it's off by several hours because it gives you your local time and reports it as UTC (which may be either exact or up to 14 hours off)
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Re: Forum time incorrect

Postby joshz » Mon Feb 01, 2010 1:38 am UTC

kernelpanic wrote:Anyway, it's off by several hours because it gives you your local time and reports it as UTC (which may be either exact or up to 14 hours off)
...not if you select your time zone in the user control panel.

And I reported it because it was fucking up things where post time is important (so it's not a critical problem, but it is a site issue, so I thought I'd mention it here.)
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Re: Forum time incorrect

Postby Azrael » Mon Feb 01, 2010 2:07 am UTC

Thanks for the heads up, but this happens periodically.
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Re: Forum time incorrect

Postby kernelpanic » Mon Feb 01, 2010 2:56 am UTC

joshz wrote:
kernelpanic wrote:Anyway, it's off by several hours because it gives you your local time and reports it as UTC (which may be either exact or up to 14 hours off)
...not if you select your time zone in the user control panel.

And I reported it because it was fucking up things where post time is important (so it's not a critical problem, but it is a site issue, so I thought I'd mention it here.)

But mine is set to UTC -6. And it gives the correct time (to within 1-2 min), it only says UTC when it isn't.
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Re: Forum time incorrect

Postby PhoenixEnigma » Mon Feb 01, 2010 3:07 am UTC

Go to User Control Panel -> Board Preferences -> My Date Format, choose "Custom" and try "D M j, Y G:i:s" without the quotes? I've tried a few of the different premade options with both pro and sub silver, with and without DST and can't replicate it, but if you use a custom time format it should bypass that nicely, I would think.
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Re: Forum time incorrect

Postby joshz » Mon Feb 01, 2010 11:28 am UTC

Nope, still off, but now I can see exactly how far off it is! :P

@Az: OK. So it should clear itself up?
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Re: Forum time incorrect

Postby Azrael » Mon Feb 01, 2010 12:49 pm UTC

Guys: This is known to have happened at the server level several times. Playing with your UCP is not the answer.

Joshz: davean can correct it.
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Re: Forum time incorrect

Postby joshz » Mon Feb 01, 2010 9:02 pm UTC

Mmkay.
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forum time

Postby hintss » Thu Mar 18, 2010 6:04 am UTC

davean, or an admin, can you please adjust the servertime to UTC?
also, out of curiousity, was it originally set correctly and had time creep, or was it just set wrong.

right now, the moment I submit this, my atomic clock reads 23:01:30
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Re: forum time

Postby phlip » Thu Mar 18, 2010 6:42 am UTC

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