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Postby eran_rathan » Tue Jan 30, 2018 5:56 pm UTC

Pfhorrest wrote:I keep seeing this thread title and wanting to look and not post, and then to post something snarky about how your rules don't apply to me, only to realize that in doing so I would be complying with the rules after all.

...oh goddamnit.


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Postby eran_rathan » Tue Jan 30, 2018 6:00 pm UTC

Re: gender stuff - I'm pretty mostly straight (though I'd go gay in a heartbeat for Matt Damon, swoon) but staunch ally. - it doesn't matter your plumbing, love is love.
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Postby Pfhorrest » Tue Jan 30, 2018 6:07 pm UTC

eran_rathan wrote:
Pfhorrest wrote:I keep seeing this thread title and wanting to look and not post, and then to post something snarky about how your rules don't apply to me, only to realize that in doing so I would be complying with the rules after all.

...oh goddamnit.


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Postby Ginger » Tue Jan 30, 2018 6:41 pm UTC

I am a slave woman to the maximizing re: Post: views ratios. <3 them so much....
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Postby flicky1991 » Tue Jan 30, 2018 6:59 pm UTC

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Postby somitomi » Tue Jan 30, 2018 10:29 pm UTC

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Postby flicky1991 » Tue Jan 30, 2018 10:30 pm UTC

Nice heart/butt.
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Postby flicky1991 » Tue Jan 30, 2018 10:31 pm UTC

Whichever you'd prefer me to appreciate.
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Postby ArguablyDerek » Tue Jan 30, 2018 11:28 pm UTC

Why not both?
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Postby eran_rathan » Tue Jan 30, 2018 11:50 pm UTC

Well, if you're going to objectify me, at least objectify my heartbutt.
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Postby heuristically_alone » Wed Jan 31, 2018 3:00 am UTC

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Postby flicky1991 » Wed Jan 31, 2018 6:25 am UTC

eran_rathan wrote:Well, if you're going to objectify me, at least objectify my heartbutt.
Nice heartbutt. <3
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Postby eran_rathan » Wed Jan 31, 2018 2:38 pm UTC

aww, thanks, flicky. you too! <3
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Postby somitomi » Wed Jan 31, 2018 6:03 pm UTC

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Postby flicky1991 » Wed Jan 31, 2018 6:54 pm UTC

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Postby Tillian » Wed Jan 31, 2018 11:48 pm UTC

Dibs!
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Postby eran_rathan » Thu Feb 01, 2018 2:30 am UTC

bids... at least $1.50 for tillian. ;)
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Postby heuristically_alone » Thu Feb 01, 2018 3:35 am UTC

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Postby flicky1991 » Thu Feb 01, 2018 6:21 am UTC

$1.5264737
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Postby adnapemit » Thu Feb 01, 2018 10:52 am UTC

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Postby flicky1991 » Thu Feb 01, 2018 12:32 pm UTC

I think you get him.
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Postby Tillian » Thu Feb 01, 2018 12:55 pm UTC

Note that you also have to pay shipping to Australia. There are a lot of hidden costs in me-ownership.
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Postby flicky1991 » Thu Feb 01, 2018 1:01 pm UTC

I ship Tilli with Australia.
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Postby adnapemit » Thu Feb 01, 2018 1:08 pm UTC

Will he fit through the mail?
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Postby flicky1991 » Thu Feb 01, 2018 1:10 pm UTC

If we lube him up.
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Postby somitomi » Thu Feb 01, 2018 4:39 pm UTC

Just don't send him to Hungary, the Hungarian post is notorious for breaking the contents of packages.
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Postby eran_rathan » Thu Feb 01, 2018 5:23 pm UTC

flicky1991 wrote:I ship Tilli with Australia.


that's awful, don't you know everything in Australia is trying to kill you?!
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Postby eran_rathan » Thu Feb 01, 2018 5:24 pm UTC

don't break my package! ow!
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Postby flicky1991 » Thu Feb 01, 2018 6:54 pm UTC

eran_rathan wrote:that's awful, don't you know everything in Australia is trying to kill you?!
She wouldn't hurt Tilli.
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Postby eran_rathan » Fri Feb 02, 2018 12:23 am UTC

Lies. They fought a war against emus and lost!
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Postby flicky1991 » Fri Feb 02, 2018 6:27 am UTC

Mornin'.
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Postby eran_rathan » Fri Feb 02, 2018 12:04 pm UTC

Yep it is.
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Postby adnapemit » Fri Feb 02, 2018 12:22 pm UTC

I guess that means I should sleep soon.
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Postby eran_rathan » Fri Feb 02, 2018 4:22 pm UTC

shouldn't you be waking up then, unless you work overnights?
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adnap is in the wrong timezone.
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Postby eran_rathan » Sat Feb 03, 2018 4:42 am UTC

ooooooooooh.
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Postby Ginger » Sat Feb 03, 2018 10:42 am UTC

eran_rathan wrote:Lies. They fought a war against emus and lost!

I with I was Australian and fought in the Aussies versus emus wars... or was that emos? HELP Please: Did Aussies hate emus or emos?
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Postby flicky1991 » Sat Feb 03, 2018 10:54 am UTC

Emus.
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Postby Ginger » Sat Feb 03, 2018 10:56 am UTC

Thank you flicky1991 helpfully answering as always. <3 :)
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Postby flicky1991 » Sat Feb 03, 2018 10:56 am UTC

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