Ok, the story goes thus. i WAS going to be going out for Halloween around town for a few drinks. I therefore decided that it'd be a great idea to use the box my flatscreen TV came in, cut head, arm and leg holes, decorate it as a book and go as Dracula (the book).
Well, I only got as far as cutting the holes before the night out was canceled HOWEVER I now have a box that fits me to a tee and is the perfect base for a costume.
The game is thus, using the following base (me wearing said box) devise the most imaginative/silly, etc costume I could make and store in the garage for the next fancy dress party to come around: