Make Keozen look like a fool!

[keozen]

Ok, the story goes thus. i WAS going to be going out for Halloween around town for a few drinks. I therefore decided that it'd be a great idea to use the box my flatscreen TV came in, cut head, arm and leg holes, decorate it as a book and go as Dracula (the book).

Well, I only got as far as cutting the holes before the night out was canceled HOWEVER I now have a box that fits me to a tee and is the perfect base for a costume.

The game is thus, using the following base (me wearing said box) devise the most imaginative/silly, etc costume I could make and store in the garage for the next fancy dress party to come around:

[Moo]

My friend once went as a Weetabix, by applying paste to the box and rolling it in crushed Weetabix. Will have a little think and post ideas. Fun.

[Cheese]

Washing machine is good too. I was one a few years ago, with some clothes in the front and the pull-out box thingie for putting suds in. The only problem with box-shaped costumes is that it's a nightmare to get back up when you're inevitably pushed over.

[Vekter]

Go as a box.

>.>

[Zohar]

As stated, you could go as a box (for example the MGS box).

Alternatively, you could paint it like a house and wear a blond toupee so you'll be like Alice when she grows up in Alice in Wonderland. Cross dressing is always funny!

BTW, wouldn't this topic fit more in General?

[scowdich]

You could be a dick in a box.

What? Just walk around in the box and act like a jerk.

You preverts.

[slashalt]

I once did something simlar for a sponsered walk. I went 8 miles dressed as a pepsi machine.

[Moo]

Alternatively, you could paint it like a house and wear a blond toupee so you'll be like Alice when she grows up in Alice in Wonderland.

That's a great idea!

[SoapyHobo]

Make it look like some sort of x-ray machine, ie. showing your skeleton through the box.

[Matthias]

Why cross-dress when you can just say your gender waveform hasn't been collapsed at the quantum level?

For effect, you could paint interlocking male and female signs on the front, with a kitty and a bottle of cyanide where they overlap.

[Kayamon]

Evil Edna.
Do it!

[Maseiken]

Boxy from All My Circuits!

[Moo]

Schrodinger's Keozen.

[Moo]

Or you could go as the whiteboard outside Randall Munroe's apartment
(big picture:)

Spoiler:

[Moo]

So I've gone double-post mad, get over it.

EDIT to previous two posts especially the last one: yes I know it's a bit XKCD-centric. Would only really work to a XKCD meetup party.

A quick Google image search reveals: a woman dressed as a box of tissues; a box of crayons costume, a jack-in-the-box, various people presumably dressed as a box of <insert fav product here>, a carton of milk costume, a wrapped gift, and a box jellyfish which was kinda funny but only with explanation.

You could also probably do something slightly vulgar with the fact that box is a euphemism for something else.

[keozen]

He he he, loving the ideas so far. I have a couple of faves. Will decide finally next week sometime. Keep the ideas coming

[Moo]

[Maseiken]

Go with Boxy! Boooxy!