Oblivious Bear wrote:First of all, CTY kicks nine kinds of ass, major props. Now it's storytime!
I was at a different CTY site, Kaneohe, Hawaii, two years ago. That campus (unknown to me when I signed up, I can assure you) is infamous for having a ton of casual sex behind the counselors' backs. I went there at a time when I had a steady girlfriend back home. The problem is, I was 14. For those of you who remember being 14, most kids that age can't stop bragging/going on about their significant other when they have one. Since I didn't DO that, everyone assumed I was single.
So here I am in Hawaii with about 50 girls my age, all of whom are intelligent but all of whom assume I'm single and looking. About fifteen minutes into the first time I was with a group of people and there wasn't a counselor present, this girl started flirting with me. I try to discourage her, and she doesn't seem to get the hint. Eventually, I flat-out ask her to stop, and she bursts into tears and runs away. She then proceeds to tell everyone in camp that I told her that she was ugly and that I didn't want to talk to her.
Suffice to say that I didn't have many friends at the beginning of that summer.
Oh man, that really sucks :\ Especially since (in my head, anyway) CTY is supposed to be one of the first places you GET nerd friends.
and I had NO idea they had a campus out in Hawai'i. That's AWESOME.
(CTY is how I discovered XKCD, by the way, since most of my friends from Lancaster read this comic
And several were at the MIT talk.)
Oblivious Bear wrote:Second story time. This is once I'm back home. I'm on vacation to a different beach from the one where I live (California rocks, deal with it) with my family. We're renting an apartment for the weekend, and it happens to be about ten blocks away from where a female friend of mine lives, because we're really not all that far from home. My parents decided to be lax for once and pretty much left me alone all weekend. Needless to say, said friend and I spent nearly all our time together. We ended up in her house at around 11 pm, when her older brother and his boyfriend come home. We're in her room, so they don't see us. They go upstairs and we start hearing some VERY loud noise. I'm feeling kinda uncomfortable, but this friend is like "oh yeah, I'm used to it, it always gets me hot though". One thing leads to another, and she ends up asking me whether I'd rather leave while she masturbates, watch, or help her. Needless to say, I pick the third option. So we're in her bed, her brother and his boyfriend are banging the shit out of each other upstairs in the BROTHER's bedroom, and we're having so much fun we don't notice when they quiet down - and we're making some noise of our own by now.
Then her brother and the boyfriend burst in, completely naked, extremely messy, take one look at us, and physically rip us apart. I end up getting rushed out of the house with my clothes thrown out after me.
For some reason, she's never allowed to talk to me again. I mean, she does, but she isn't allowed to.
Moral of this story: The only way to get caught during sex WORSE than by parents is by nude, jizz-covered siblings and their nude, jizz-covered dates.
Wow, that sounds like something out of bad fanfic.