No need to waste your time not-working! Gimme Kitty!
Noo he's my baby...when I haven't got any work then I can cradle him like a tiny baby and he'll fall asleep like that while I wander around the house or just sit and watch tv...he's so adorable (until he develops a little spit ball on his mouth and then shakes his head!!)
It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes - Douglas Adams
Iluvatar wrote:To be fair, it seems a common trait among those of us who do not have children to not find babies cute. I imagine that there is a bit of a change that occurs when one becomes a parent such that they no longer think infants are ugly.
Nah. We parents know that all babies look like Winston Churchill. We call them cute just to watch the childless people twitch.
I'm pretty sure this property is true of horses, as well.
"You're all freaks, sir. But you always have been freaks. Life is a freak. That's it's hope and glory."
-Comment on humanity, The Stars My Destination, by Alfred Bester
This comic / chart has an appearance in another web comic. I saw it on reddit.com. I've been searching for a couple hours and I can't find it. Do any of you know which comic I'm talking about and can provide a link? The comic was about utilizing the principle to sell computers or something and the sales people becoming just as stupid as the customers.
This comic reminds me SO much of Shoko Nakagawa every time I see it...
Here's who I'm talking about...
The following pictures are of Shokotan chewing on her cat Mamitoss, and another picture of her wielding Chibita.
The reason why the comic above strikes me so much is becuase every day or so, you will find one of her blog entries filled with such inanity, you can't help but to think it's true.
Gyafun is dead, "GIZA" Chaos transcents to Delta Chaos
I swear to God that's what that says.
The girl is question is a Japanese TV star. She's a nerd, so it's cool. She posts from her cell phone about 7-14 times a day about random things. Her cats, Mamitoss, Chibita, and a black cat named "Luna" are her utimate obsession. What was cool is Sanrio recently made a Hello Kitty version of Mamitoss holding a doll version of Shoko. (You can see it in the background of the first picture)
Gyafun is dead, "GIZA" Chaos transcents to Delta Chaos
those "came here" ones are emoticons. It more accurately translates as "It's here!" and they are like hands on long arms of the "body". It is a celebration of arrival or just in general.
This is my Oliver boom. He is very old. We got him in September of 1990 and he is the only surviving pet in my household, though we got many after him. He's SO PWETTY!
"She’s a free spirit, a wind-rider, she’s at one with nature, and walks with the kodama eidolons”
Will wrote:If we stop eating soup, THE TERRORISTS WIN
This comic / chart has an appearance in another web comic. I saw it on reddit.com. I've been searching for a couple hours and I can't find it. Do any of you know which comic I'm talking about and can provide a link? The comic was about utilizing the principle to sell computers or something and the sales people becoming just as stupid as the customers.
Regards, -Benjamin
I believe Darth Eru posted what you were looking for:
Also attesting to the accuracy (and therefore hilarity here).
This is why I can't have a kitty in my apartment at school... instead of cleaning my room to procrastinate, I'll be playing with kitty. Then my apartment will be filthy and my papers will never be written!
I wonder if the same thing can happen to people with fish? I'm all mushy when a kitty comes by, but my boyfriend seems to be immune to them somehow. When in the same room with a fish, though, he's more likely than not to stick his face to the aquarium and go "fishy fishy fishy!"...
I have conversations with all my pets: Cat, Dog, Guinea pigs, horses.
I talk to my dog as if she's an old friend, who has trouble understandin the world of today. Horses I treat as the complete idiots they are, guinea pigs are just some guys trying to live their lives, and the cat is pure evil...evil that you can't help but kiss and cuddle and rub and 'You're a kitty!!!' lolz
I already have a hate thread. Necromancy > redundancy here, so post there.
roc314 wrote:America is a police state that communicates in txt speak...
"i hav teh dissentors brb""¡This cheese is burning me! u pwnd them bff""thx ur cool 2"
I printed this one out and passed it around during a literature class I had. Created little flurries of giggles as it went around. My professor liked it too.
Kirby gives presents! And then he inhales them and becomes the semi-automatic gas operated carbine weapon he gave you! Kapow kapow!
This is my favorite comic EVER. We have a cat and I do this all the time. I also always point out his features, like "Look at the ears!" or "Aww...you have little feet. Little fuzzy feet."
I have a cat. This comic doesn't seem to be entirely true when she's awake, but if I'm sitting on the couch using my computer and she's on the other end asleep, I feel both an urge to poke her and the knowledge that that would be mean.
"WAKE UP, SHEESH!"
There is a significant chance that an artificial intelligence created within the next few decades will not value humanity and therefore will treat us as we treat animals. It would be awesome if xkcd mentioned this. ---- Find me on freenode as uorygl.
`When I use a word it means just what I choose it to mean-Neither more nor less.'
`The question is whether you can make words mean so many different things.'
`The question is,'said he,`Which is to be master-That id all.'
ihope127 wrote:I have a cat. This comic doesn't seem to be entirely true when she's awake, but if I'm sitting on the couch using my computer and she's on the other end asleep, I feel both an urge to poke her and the knowledge that that would be mean.
"WAKE UP, SHEESH!"
When my daughger was quite small, I was cleaning up when she toddled in from another room and said, "Cat s'eeping. Cat s'eeping!"
I said, "Yes, the cat's sleeping."
She left, and toddled back in a minute later saying, "Cat 'wake now!"
Now we have two cats, and my brain never works right.
My boyfriend and I moved in together about a year ago and I brought my two cats, George and The Nose. I always babble like an idiot to both cats. Maybe 6 weeks after we were all settled in, I heard a falsetto voice say, "Who's a good little Noserino? That's right! You are! What a sweet little babyhead!" I crept down the stairs and there was my boyfriend cuddling The Nose and baby-talking to him. I pretended not to have noticed anything until he decided to admit his actions a few weeks later.
The only thing I'm going to add to this is that it's not just true for cats (although they do seem to be the most psychokinetic as far as our expression of feelings when around them), but a lot of things. Myself and both my sisters do this with our dog, and I do the whole song lyric thing with both the cat and the dog, where you replace various words of the song with the word 'cat,' 'kitty,' 'dog,' 'puppy,' (regardless of the age of the dog in question) or either pet's name.
"Now that your kitty's in bloom,
A light hits Athena on the gray."
(This really only works, though, when the cat is at least in the room. Otherwise, it kinda just sounds stupid.)
There are a number of vagabond cats that hang out around the apartment complex where I live. Sometimes I'll spend up to 5 minutes in a staring contest with one, wanting to pet it and say silly things, but I'm always a bit worried that someone might catch me. But even then, that person would be inclined to behave the same way, so I guess it's all good after all.
Cows are cuter, though. Especially baby Holstein or Jersey cows. :3
This comic could have been written about me. I've been known to stop whatever I'm doing just to try and get a stray cat to come to me. I tend to start repeating "kitty" to my house's cat at increasingly higher pitch, until people start to comment that they didn't know I could go so high. I love that cat way too much.
Aaaah! The Kitty Effect! It spreads through the medium of LCD screens! When I look at the Individual XKCD Comic Threads board, now that this has jumped back to the top-ish, everytime I see the heading "Cat Proximity" Discussion a little voice in my head says "Kitty Proximity Discussion! Squee!" before I compulsively click the link.
Also, my most horrible lyric-with-"kitty"-replacement story: there's some Will Smith song (I think it's Wild Wild West) where he goes "wiki-wiki-wild wiki-wild wild". I now sing, to my cat, around my cat or about my cat "micky micky meow, micky meow meow!"
Proverbs 9:7-8 wrote:Anyone who rebukes a mocker will get an insult in return. Anyone who corrects the wicked will get hurt. So don't bother correcting mockers; they will only hate you.
So, I totally forgot about this for a couple months. While the link provided was 404 it did direct me to the right site. For anyone else interested the link is now http://www.ubersoft.net/comic/hd/2007/03/xkcd-desk
by Grincement » Fri Mar 09, 2007 5:28 pm UTC 
Don't know his name, he's someone else's.
wrote:I hate cats.
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