xkcd

by **thecamoninja** » Sat Nov 14, 2009 9:22 am UTC

Alright Forum Games, it's time to test your creativity and rhyming skills! We're having a rap battle! The first time you post here, include in your post some sort of rapper name based on your screen name, and possibly something else. Try to stick to using people's rap-names in here, if you can. The rules are relatively simple; you must post at least two rhyming lines of text that in some way insult or respond to the previous poster, or compliment yourself, the way it would work in a real rap battle. Try to make these insults creative, and not too offensive. Please italicize your lines of rap, so we can differentiate between them and regular text. Here are some examples-

thecamoninja wrote:You are totally gay and you're mother is a whore
I serve in the awesome army, going on my next tour

videogamesizzle wrote:You're mother's so fat it's a serious condition
she should talk to a doctor, and diet in addition

thecamoninja wrote:You're a weakling and a coward, you can't bench two pounds
I'm so goddamn ripped that I can throw the whole gym around

videogamesizzle wrote:I strut down the street with gangster-like style
I'm hip and I'm cool...er than you by a mile.

It's actually a lot easier than it looks, try it out!

My name is MC Camouflage, and I'm comin' in like a mirage
And I'm goin' all out, just because, so you can hold all your applause!

by **thicknavyrain** » Sat Nov 14, 2009 11:18 am UTC

Mirages are unreal, they don't impact for shit
When MC Rain starts raining, you know you'll be hit

by **Josephine** » Sat Nov 14, 2009 4:35 pm UTC

When I step in the room, you'd better take a pass
MC Napoleon's gonna kick your ass

by **videogamesizzle** » Sat Nov 14, 2009 4:46 pm UTC

MC Special K Sizzle steppin' up to the plate
Wit' my rhymes and my flows makin' all the hatas hate

by **thecamoninja** » Sat Nov 14, 2009 4:54 pm UTC

Hey man, don't be illin'
In this thread, I'm just chillin'
But if I'm forced to say it, you a total dumbass
Is there really any need to make this all so crass?

by **videogamesizzle** » Sat Nov 14, 2009 5:13 pm UTC

Bitch, you all up in my grill again! We settled this before!
You stealin' my light, I'm gonna throw you to the flo'!
You think your rhymes are impressive, You think that you're the shit
Well Imma break you down, boy, gonna leave you in a fit

by **thecamoninja** » Sat Nov 14, 2009 5:16 pm UTC

You think that you can throw me down?
Let me correct you, then kick you outta town
I'm harder, better, faster, stronger than you
And I reference Daft Punk like no other, too!

by **videogamesizzle** » Sat Nov 14, 2009 5:25 pm UTC

Your smackdowns are cool and your references are chill
Your sentence structure's nice, and your rhymin's pretty ill.
But no matter what you say, you're still fallin' out the race
'Cause there's just one problem with you--and that's your FACE.

by **thecamoninja** » Sat Nov 14, 2009 5:30 pm UTC

I wouldn't be talkin' all about looks now,
If this a beauty pageant, I'm takin' you downtow'
'Cause you know if I'm ugly, then you must make kids cry
Now you better shut the hell up, and let the rappin' fly!

by **BillyMays** » Sat Nov 14, 2009 7:41 pm UTC

I'M GONNA RAP TIGHT LIKE A MAN NOW, 'CAUSE
YOU BOTH SUCK MORE THAN THE SHAM-WOW DOES.
MY RHYMES SO SICK THAT THE AUDIENCE UPCHUCK'D,
IT'S BILLY MAYS HERE WITH A FANTASITIC PRODUCT.

by **thicknavyrain** » Sat Nov 14, 2009 8:20 pm UTC

The audience upchucks 'cause your rhymes are nauseating
You should spend less time boasting and more time creating
Better rhymes, to wow both the players and haters alike
Cause a rapper like me can unite the people with his mic

by **thecamoninja** » Sat Nov 14, 2009 8:26 pm UTC

Anyone you unite has gotta be crazy
No one likes you, you're rhymin' is lazy
I don't know how you got so damn deluded
But you really do suck, this I've concluded

by **Max2009** » Sat Nov 14, 2009 8:56 pm UTC

Maximum Rhythm is in the house now
rappin' with my homies Billy and Sham-Wow

by **Vince** » Sat Nov 14, 2009 9:04 pm UTC

You dissin' on my products, I'm dissin' on your face
For a fellow product-hawker, Billy, you a discrase!
So I'll be wowin' the crowd, and I'll be kickin' some butts
Just take it from your mom, boy she loved my nuts!

by **thicknavyrain** » Sat Nov 14, 2009 9:25 pm UTC

Your nuts are small and unsatisfying
People wouldn't care if they saw you dying
When people see you they've never been in so much pain
Since the end the the election when Obama crushed McCain

by **thecamoninja** » Sat Nov 14, 2009 9:45 pm UTC

Guys, I think you forgettin' your rapper names
You two, Vince and Max, be very very ashamed

by **Max2009** » Sat Nov 14, 2009 10:25 pm UTC

MC Camouflage how dare you speak so
check your data before accusing you dirty little ho

by **thicknavyrain** » Sat Nov 14, 2009 10:27 pm UTC

The fools attack the fools and the sparks fly free
Who'll crack and stop rhyming? 'Cause it wont be me.

Spoiler:

by **thecamoninja** » Sat Nov 14, 2009 10:30 pm UTC

Apologies, Maximum Rhythm, what was your name I didn't recognize at first
It looked more like a phrase, but I praise you for originality, it quenched my thirst

by **Max2009** » Sat Nov 14, 2009 10:31 pm UTC

Now all you got to do is get your rhythm down pat
cause too many syllables make sound all flat

by **thecamoninja** » Sat Nov 14, 2009 10:33 pm UTC

If you think it's wrong, you ain't readin' it right, man
Now stop dissin' on my rhythm 'fore shit hits the fan

by **Vince** » Sat Nov 14, 2009 10:34 pm UTC

Bitch, you wanna know my name? It's MC Sham-POW
Though I'm from the TV I'm in the big house now.
Now I think you're pretty cool and I don't mean to harass,
But if you don't shut yo' mouth I'm gonna Slap-Chop yo' ass!

by **thecamoninja** » Sat Nov 14, 2009 10:37 pm UTC

You talkin 'bout slap-chop? You gotta be jokin', right?
I could crush one a those in the middle of the night!
It's a cheap piece a shit that's not worth two cents
You can't fight with one, even if you Clark Kent!

by **CueBall** » Sat Nov 14, 2009 10:40 pm UTC

You talk about fighting like you wanna throw down
So bring it on bitch let's take this downtown
I'll beat you up and beat you down, all over the floor
and by the way, tell your ma, she's welcome back for more *wink*

by **Vince** » Sat Nov 14, 2009 10:45 pm UTC

MC Camo, why you hatin' on me?
I'm just tryin' to bust some rhymes here, as you can see.
But you gotta bring me down, you can never give me praise,
I got no choice but to kill you if you don't change yo' ways.

I've got one charge of assault, I can go fo' one more
And I'm gonna be smilin' when they close that cell door!
Fettuccine, linguine, martini, bikini,
I'll hang yo' ass up like Benito Mussolini!

by **thecamoninja** » Sat Nov 14, 2009 10:46 pm UTC

I'll take you down to the ground easy, bitch
Any fight that I'm in goes off without a hitch
And If you're lucky, I might even let you live
After I've let you feel the sting of my shiv

by **CueBall** » Sat Nov 14, 2009 10:47 pm UTC

Man, I ninja'd you. ^.^

by **thicknavyrain** » Sat Nov 14, 2009 10:48 pm UTC

My mouth will spit lyrics like machine gun fire
Try and stop me bitch, all you'll do is tire
'Cause my rhymes are unstopabble and they weigh a tonne
My HP is 100 and my AC is 81

Spoiler:

by **thecamoninja** » Sat Nov 14, 2009 10:49 pm UTC

You a fuckin' DnD nerd, mister MC Rain
And pretty soon, you gonna feel the pain

by **CueBall** » Sat Nov 14, 2009 10:49 pm UTC

While you dicks are fighting I'll come in from the side
Making you wish that MC Cueball lied
When he spit bars about his fighting skills
me ego's just as big as my number of kills!

by **Max2009** » Sat Nov 14, 2009 10:49 pm UTC

Sounds like MC Camo's up a tree with no ladder
pickin' fights with the homies 'cause he thinks he's badder
we gonna take him down, smear him all over the floor
When we done his own mama won't recognize him no more

by **thecamoninja** » Sat Nov 14, 2009 10:51 pm UTC

You try to gang up on me, I pull out my nine
And shoot you all dead, so just fuckin' get in line

by **Max2009** » Sat Nov 14, 2009 10:52 pm UTC

lil' bro don't forget the safety catch on the side
ooh what's that? a knife cut you open wide?

by **thicknavyrain** » Sat Nov 14, 2009 10:53 pm UTC

A big ego is nothing to be boasting
When the heat turns up you'll be roasting
You'll see how weak you truly are
As I break your ribs with my speeding car
A cadillac brougham brown like me
Soon to be red if you see whatta mean

by **Vince** » Sat Nov 14, 2009 10:53 pm UTC

MC Camouflage, such a little wuss.
When the world sees you're dead they will say it's a plus.
I'll use my Graty on your face, use my Slap-Chop on your balls
Pull my gun and blow your brains out all over these walls.

by **Max2009** » Sat Nov 14, 2009 10:54 pm UTC

Does anybody have any mixing skills?
Because some of this stuff isn't half bad....

by **thicknavyrain** » Sat Nov 14, 2009 10:56 pm UTC

Vincy boy your last lyrics didn't even rhyme!
You already craking? That didn't take much time
Keep it together bro, don't give up now,
You aint yo' mother so stop chewing cud like a cow.

No but maybe if we took a hip, hop beat from the newgrouds audio portal or somewhere we could overlay voice clips.

by **CueBall** » Sat Nov 14, 2009 10:58 pm UTC

Maximum Rhythm what you chatting about?
Mouth open, flapping like a big fat trout,
you talking like you the one takin' him to school,
now back off 'fore I make you my little pack mule!

And you, MC Camo, you don't know jack,
I'm the king of shooting, my kill count is wack
you can step to me, but you better watch out,
'cause you're no tougher than the average lout!

MC SHAM-wow, appropriate name,
your failure in rapping is your only claim to fame,
you think you're so fly, you think your bars are tight,
but your slapchop's your only company, each and every night!

And MC Rain, you're the worst of all,
your rhymes drop down like a medicine ball,
you better watch out, better stay on your toes,
cause I can top your rapping, even in prose!

by **CueBall** » Sat Nov 14, 2009 11:01 pm UTC

Decided to adress you all, so I can't get ninja'd.

by **Max2009** » Sat Nov 14, 2009 11:04 pm UTC

MC Cueball my friend, double posting in the thread?
be careful where you put your overinflated head
melon poppin and a-head whoppin
is what goes in my hood, so start hoppin!

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