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Postby thefiddler » Wed May 16, 2007 3:00 am UTC

Thus, this shall be called "What, another forum game?" because the real name: "Alternatives, should you not like pina coladas or getting caught in the rain" is too long. XD

This is a list Esther and I started; let's see what you guys can add.

1. Manhattans, and falling into a creek.
2. Mai Tais and stumbling into a puddle. A very large puddle. A Lake Michigan-sized puddle.
3. Screwdrivers and standing under a sprinkler.
4. Brandy Alexanders and visiting Niagra Falls. Ooh, who is going to have to pee first? XD
5. Black Russians and having Winnie the Pooh, covered in black mud and tied to a balloon, floating above your head for a while.
6. Bloody Marys and naked snow angels.
7. Singapore Slings, and your ceiling leaking because the upstairs apartment's pipe burst.
8. Mint Juleps and tests while hungover.
9. Dr. Peppers (the alcoholic variety) and playing old Simon and Garfunkel albums on a record player.
10. Sangrias and drunken kisses (sans beer goggles).
11. Martinis and making slightly-xkcd-ripoff comics, only with an oboe flavour.
12. Fuzzy Navels and dancing to David Bowie.
13. Tequila Sunrises and long walks through a damp park.
14. Daiquiris and calculus.
15. Gin and Tonics and Robert Heinlein.
16. Snakebites and philosophical discussions. Perhaps even a dash of existentialism.
17. Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters and thinking about the maximum number of magnets I could fit on my fridge.

That's where we left off, since we both ran out of drink names. I was going to do the Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster as my next one, but she beat me to it. :(

EDIT: And no repeats of either the drink or the action!
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Postby Belial » Wed May 16, 2007 3:09 am UTC

Mudslides and Bukkake?

Someone was going to have to say it.
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Postby JamesA » Wed May 16, 2007 3:59 am UTC

Saint Brendans and discovering America.
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Postby Spaz Funbag » Wed May 16, 2007 5:51 am UTC

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Postby GhostWolfe » Wed May 16, 2007 9:17 am UTC

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Postby German Sausage » Wed May 16, 2007 9:59 am UTC

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Postby Hammer » Wed May 16, 2007 11:20 am UTC

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Postby davef » Wed May 16, 2007 11:40 am UTC

Guinness and a leaky roof.

(What I was drinking last night. Made up the leaky roof, though. I was in the kind of old-man's pub where you wouldn't be surprised to find a leaky roof, and the Guinness was fabulous.)
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Postby Ren » Wed May 16, 2007 12:56 pm UTC

Chardonnay and making chocolate chip cookies.
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Postby GhostWolfe » Wed May 16, 2007 1:11 pm UTC

Ren wrote:Chardonnay and making chocolate chip cookies.


Yum, yum, yum! Sound's like a date :wink:
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Postby Ren » Thu May 17, 2007 12:33 am UTC

@SilverWolfe: You can't have them, they're MINE.


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Postby Castaway » Thu May 17, 2007 12:50 am UTC

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Postby bbctol » Thu May 17, 2007 12:51 am UTC

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Postby Castaway » Thu May 17, 2007 12:53 am UTC

White Russian and a cum-shot
Absinthe and a monsoon
White Lightning and a hang-gliding man's perspiration.

Liquors and liquids are my forte.
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Postby thefiddler » Thu May 17, 2007 1:14 am UTC

^_^

These are getting quite interesting.

Although Esther and I had been sticking just to mixed drinks, I guess I don't see why we can't throw in other alcohol.

Chardonnay and a black fly. XD

(Come on. Somebody? Anybody...?)
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Postby lanicita » Thu May 17, 2007 3:43 am UTC

Appletinis and IV drips.

10 points to the first to get the reference :)
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Postby Belial » Thu May 17, 2007 3:47 am UTC

Whoo, scrubs

Also, fiddles, I hate that song so much
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Postby thefiddler » Thu May 17, 2007 3:48 am UTC

Belial wrote:Also, fiddles, I hate that song so much

Isn't it ironic, don't you think?

...No, I really don't think so. :P

(I hate that song, too.)
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Postby GhostWolfe » Thu May 17, 2007 9:06 am UTC

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Postby German Sausage » Thu May 17, 2007 11:03 am UTC

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Postby bbctol » Thu May 17, 2007 12:18 pm UTC

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Postby LE4dGOLEM » Thu May 17, 2007 3:53 pm UTC

Belial wrote:Mudslides and Bukkake?

Someone was going to have to say it.


Surely there are more (in)appropriately named cocktails?
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Postby Belial » Thu May 17, 2007 7:06 pm UTC

there is nothing appropriate about bukkake.

It was also the only milky drink I could think of that hadn't already been covered. Though, looking back, I think I may have hallucinated White Russians onto the list.
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Postby lanicita » Thu May 17, 2007 7:50 pm UTC

Belial wrote:Whoo, scrubs


10 points to Belial! Huzzah!

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Postby PatrickRsGhost » Thu May 17, 2007 8:09 pm UTC

Tequila Sunrise and lunar eclipse

(10 points if you can figure out the double-entendre)
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Postby bbctol » Thu May 17, 2007 8:11 pm UTC

Is it just the sunrise/eclipse factor?

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Postby PatrickRsGhost » Thu May 17, 2007 8:13 pm UTC

bbctol wrote:Is it just the sunrise/eclipse factor?


Not quite. Hint: music
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Postby Ren » Thu May 17, 2007 8:20 pm UTC

Castaway wrote:White Russian and a cum-shot


You didn't hallucinate, Belial.

Also:
Peach schnapps and your best friend sneezing on you.
Fireball shots and sloppy makeouts.

PatrickRsGhost wrote:Tequila Sunrise

Tequila Sunrise has been done! -120 points to Patrick for repeating!

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thefiddler wrote:Chardonnay and a black fly. XD

And...*gasp* Cait repeated Chardonnay! I'm going to have to subtract points from you too, but you already have a lot, so it won't make much of a difference.
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Postby PatrickRsGhost » Thu May 17, 2007 8:29 pm UTC

Ren wrote:
PatrickRsGhost wrote:Tequila Sunrise

Tequila Sunrise has been done! -120 points to Patrick for repeating!


*scans thread* Where? Unless it's in another thread elsewhere.

You'll have to 'scuse me, but not being a fan of al-key-hol, much less mixed drinks, I'm rather limited in my knowledge of the subject.

Now, then, Long Island Iced Tea and Staten Island.
Alabama Slammer and Georgia Bulldogs.
American Cocktail and escargot.
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Re: What, another forum game?

Postby Ren » Thu May 17, 2007 8:34 pm UTC

thefiddler wrote:Thus, this shall be called "What, another forum game?" because the real name: "Alternatives, should you not like pina coladas or getting caught in the rain" is too long. XD

This is a list Esther and I started; let's see what you guys can add.
...
13. Tequila Sunrises and long walks through a damp park.


German Sausage wrote:Long Island Iced Teas and building sandcastles


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You're losing points left and right, my good sir.
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Postby bbctol » Thu May 17, 2007 8:39 pm UTC

Human blood and perfume samples.
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Postby Spaz Funbag » Thu May 17, 2007 9:42 pm UTC

ethanol and a match (well, maybe not as a drink, but for fun)
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Postby bbctol » Thu May 17, 2007 9:51 pm UTC

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Postby Peshmerga » Thu May 17, 2007 10:04 pm UTC

Am I the only person here who has no idea what the fuck is going on.
i hurd u liek mudkips???
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Postby bbctol » Thu May 17, 2007 10:05 pm UTC

Peshmerga wrote:Am I the only person here who has no idea what the fuck is going on.


shh... play along with the crazies
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Postby Ren » Thu May 17, 2007 10:09 pm UTC

Warsaw Cocktails and crying into your pillow.

(Geez, you guys don't get it? This is a little thing we like to call "fun". Or "Fnu" for the dyslexic types.)
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Postby Peshmerga » Thu May 17, 2007 10:22 pm UTC

Straight Jaeger shots and passing Go.
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Postby Jesse » Thu May 17, 2007 10:37 pm UTC

Retro Lemonade and waking up to Tori.
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