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Driving While Inshlocktipated

Postby Traisenau » Wed Mar 14, 2007 7:43 pm UTC

NO Oschiffer, you don't undershtand...

Itch all the Unicorn's fault... Bashtard was shwerving to avoid a herd of Pink Elephanchz...
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Postby Oort » Wed Mar 14, 2007 10:12 pm UTC

Those things shouldn't even be allowed to drive. They don't, like, have hands.

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Postby Shro » Wed Mar 14, 2007 10:14 pm UTC

Unless, of course, their name is Charlie and they're going on an ADVENTURE.
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Postby Oort » Wed Mar 14, 2007 11:20 pm UTC

Shun the unbeliever! Shuuun!

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Postby thefiddler » Thu Mar 15, 2007 1:48 am UTC

Oort wrote:Shun the unbeliever! Shuuun!

...WRONG.

*shuns the NON-believer* :P

Yeah, Charlie, it'll be an adventure; we're going on an adventure Charlie!

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Postby CoreyKendrick » Thu Mar 15, 2007 7:20 pm UTC

Were you the bastards who stold my kidney?

But seriously, I feel bad for that Holiday guy. It's bad enough that he is arrested, but can you imagine the gang raping he's going to recieve when his fellow cell mates find out that he claimed a unicorn was driving his truck? The joke writes itself!
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Postby Toeofdoom » Thu Mar 15, 2007 10:05 pm UTC

thefiddler wrote:
Oort wrote:Shun the unbeliever! Shuuun!

...WRONG.

*shuns the NON-believer* :P

Yeah, Charlie, it'll be an adventure; we're going on an adventure Charlie!


*shun*

Unicorns are awesome drivers though... they would never crash :P

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Postby CoreyKendrick » Thu Mar 15, 2007 10:12 pm UTC

They have to drive convertables though, for obvious reasons.
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Postby digitrev » Fri Mar 16, 2007 9:10 pm UTC

What do you mean, "See you later."

I hate that animation.

But that aside, this is a funny article. Seriously, you'd have to be mighty sloshed to make that claim.
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Postby Vandole » Sat Mar 17, 2007 5:20 am UTC

Hey Charlie! Charlie! Charlie! Wake up you silly stupidhead! Wake up!

My family can recite that together. Except my dad thinks it's weird.

That's a fairly amusing article.
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Postby Mathmagic » Sat Mar 17, 2007 3:56 pm UTC

CoreyKendrick wrote:can you imagine the gang raping he's going to recieve when his fellow cell mates find out that he claimed a unicorn was driving his truck?


Did you actually read the WHOLE article? Did you not catch the part where the guy didn't ACTUALLY say "a unicorn was driving my truck", but it was a misunderstanding of an email sent by the prosecuters, stating he had a "unicorn defense."? :P

The guy didn't actually say a unicorn was driving his truck...
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