by Dauric » Tue May 22, 2012 7:49 am UTC
Ash Williams enters the forums wielding a shotgun and a chainsaw for an arm, utters words that will become a catchphrase in cult followings for years to come, and does epic battle with zombie thread, ultimately defeating it, though the epilogue suggests that this is only the beginning of the zombie-thread horror from Hell... or YouTube, it's a toss up which is more evil...
Later, critics will pan the film but this will not deter the loyal cult following that through a case of fannish exuberance will accidentally perform the ritual to raise zombie threads across the internet.
In response to the rise of the Zombie Threads Ash Williams will enter forums wielding a shotgun and a chainsaw for an arm....
We're in the traffic-chopper over the XKCD boards where there's been a thread-derailment. Later, Garrus was eaten by a shark. It is believed that the Point has perished in the accident. Back to you Bob.