0708: "Sex Dice"

[Pfhorrest]

Lots of girls play RPG's (including several girls I know). There are even girls on the internet!

Yeah, I know, I jest. My best friend's wife used to game with us regularly (and she still games, just not with any "us" including me, since they moved away after getting hitched), as did several of my own exes besides that first I already mentioned.

[Armadillo Al]

Wait, who said they were playing D&D?

I'm sure that there are other table-top games besides D&D. Such as this one http://www.xkcd.com/593/...

Strip Agricola?

Am I the only one who just thought "man, those are some really funny-looking dice"? They're more like tiles. O.o

Any cube observed from directly overhead looks more like a square than a cube.

[Leanan]

These forums amaze me. With a topic like 'Sex Dice' you wouldn't think to find a discussion on interesting grammatical irregularities...

But grammar is so much more fun than sex, and harder to find online! OK, maybe not more fun than sex... but definitely easier to discuss on a public forum. Although some forums I've known... you're better off not knowing what you missed.

[Apteryx]

That said, whoever it was that refused to go down on a woman they're dating needs to be broken up with!

Sure. Exactly like whoever it is that refuses to go down on a man needs to be broken up with, right?.

[Okapi]

These forums amaze me. With a topic like 'Sex Dice' you wouldn't think to find a discussion on interesting grammatical irregularities...

But grammar is so much more fun than sex, and harder to find online! OK, maybe not more fun than sex... but definitely easier to discuss on a public forum. Although some forums I've known... you're better off not knowing what you missed.

Oh, sweet 4chan. Wherefore art thou so damned disturbing?

[xepher]

Next Panel: the castle guard slaps him and calls him a perv, dealing heavy damage AND lowering his self-esteem.

[Czhorat]

That said, whoever it was that refused to go down on a woman they're dating needs to be broken up with!

Sure. Exactly like whoever it is that refuses to go down on a man needs to be broken up with, right?.

I think a case can be made that a good lover focuses on giving his or her partner sexual pleasure and fulfillment. Bear in mind that most women don't climax from intercourse; they are much more likely to through clitoral stimulation. Cunnilingus is one way to provide said stimulation.

I think a partner not willing to try something that the other would like isn't being a good lover. If one one hand you have, "I really want this and it will make me feel good" and on the other "no, that seems icky", then that's a problem.

[littlelj]

I think a case can be made that a good lover focuses on giving his or her partner sexual pleasure and fulfillment. Bear in mind that most women don't climax from intercourse; they are much more likely to through clitoral stimulation. Cunnilingus is one way to provide said stimulation.

Not the only, or the best, or the most interesting.

Newsflash, boys: not all women like oral sex, even as recipients.

I think a partner not willing to try something that the other would like isn't being a good lover. If one one hand you have, "I really want this and it will make me feel good" and on the other "no, that seems icky", then that's a problem.

Hmm. I suppose it depends whether "this" is slightly outside the couple's normal repertoire or way outside.

"Hey, this cowgirl thing is nice ... but do you fancy trying reverse?"

v.

"Hey, this missionary position thing is nice ... but how about sh*tting in my mouth?"

[Figment]

Your cousin was probably thinking of Onyx, the Game of Sexual Exploration. For up to six players!

Also, I call foul on the last panel. There is clearly a GIRL playing that D&D game! I haven't seen a girl playing D&D since... the girl I lost my virginity to...

*raises hand*

I'm female, last time I checked, and I never leave home without my dice bag. Fortunately, I'm nice used to it by now so I won't take offense. Truly, I'm most of the time either met with disbelief or cries of "Oh me yarm MARRY ME!"


This made me think back to the Book of Erotic Fantasy...heh, fun times, that.

[Essah]

i think i know one of those girls.
i don't know for sure if she plays tabletop roleplay games or whatever you were referring to but she's definately the type... a bit like Marigold from QC if anyone knows her.
she's very strange but in a nice and funny way, she says wierd stuff now and then but she's a very very nice person and she's aktually quite pretty but in a different way than the beauty ideals of today.

[insomniaq]

Would group sex require more dice? Or just dice with more sides? Or more rolls? Ugh; this is sooo confusing.

[Gamma Emerald]

This reminds me of a comment I got when asking about a 14-sided die with different body parts on it. The comment was "it could be used for the weirdest game of Twister". I'm not sure of the exact wording but that's the message as I remember it.

[Soupspoon]

(As the thread's temporarily reactivated…)

Also, I call foul on the last panel. There is clearly a GIRL playing that D&D game! I haven't seen a girl playing D&D since... the girl I lost my virginity to...

Sounds like that was at least a 4 fondle damage, right there.


(Also, the generic 'she' is a conceit in Ann Leckie's /Ancillary/ trilogy, and if the dice don't have "everything"/"anything" on the final side(s?) of one and "everwhere"/"anywhere" of the other, then that's a missed trick.)

[Monox D. I-Fly]

Reading this comic reminds me to a sex chat I had with my friend. I told her that I would throw a D6 which the options are as follows:
1. Kiss her
2. Squeeze her boob
3. Twist her nipple
4. Bite her nipple
5. Tap her vagina
6. Sudden penetration