And those last three have pushed you overOneLess wrote:xkcd wrote:YOUR TASK: Politicize the distributive property in 50 or fewer words!
It's obviously a concerted attempt by liberal elitist mathematicians to foist communist rhetoric upon the masses. They'd rather children learn that numbers can be rearranged through distribution of multiplication than embrace the reality that it works much better when you let the invisible hand of the market arrange the operations!
Exactly fifty muahaha!
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ArchangelShrike wrote:Alice*(Bob+Carol) != (Alice*Bob) + (Alice*Carol).
That is, a threesome is not the same as a guy getting cheated on by some random chick in the street.
In memory of Mr. Falwell, who proved that gay couples do not make a threesome. Or something. Something right.
Wow. Okay, I'm thinking of giving you the win here, sex being (almost by definition) sexier than programming languages. And tying in Falwell to boot. Though I do feel obliged to point out that you probably meant to use the smash product (^) there.
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I'm too tired, but I'm sure you can find this tying in as well. And any mistakes are simply because I'm tired and I really don't want to go to sleep, which means getting up and going to work for some reason...
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JoshuaZ wrote:UmbrageOfSnow wrote:Gelsamel wrote:Nothing can be proven universal, even math has it's axioms.
Sure, a(b+c) = (ab)+(ac) in our math systems, but it's based on axioms about multiplication and addition.
You could, in fact, set up a mathematical system where the above equation DOESN'T hold.
Yes Sir, Captain Godel.
This has nothing to do with Godel's theorem at all. ...
well goedel shows that if maths is consistent it can't be complete. a better and funny reference for showing there are always axioms (infinitely many hidden ones!) is http://www.ditext.com/carroll/tortoise.html
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"a(bc)=(ab)+(ac). Politicize that, bitches." ... can we get that on a tshirt? I think it'd be hillarious to watch how different kinds of people react.
There would be a group of people who'd just assume it's over their heads, or nerdy, or something. This group ignores it.
There would be the "I'm trying to appear smarter than I really am" group that notices arcane mathematical markings, but focuses on the "bitches" part in its comments.
There's a related group that also focuses on the "bitches" part, but mainly because they find it offensive.
Some people with insufficient imagination, but sufficient math knowledge, would point out the alleged error.
Some people would find ways of making it true, perhaps by spending all day at work trying to come up with a new set of axioms that don't contradict the one on the tshirt.
There'd probably also be mix'n'match groups that e.g. finds the error offensive but loves the "bitches" part.
There would be a group of people who'd just assume it's over their heads, or nerdy, or something. This group ignores it.
There would be the "I'm trying to appear smarter than I really am" group that notices arcane mathematical markings, but focuses on the "bitches" part in its comments.
There's a related group that also focuses on the "bitches" part, but mainly because they find it offensive.
Some people with insufficient imagination, but sufficient math knowledge, would point out the alleged error.
Some people would find ways of making it true, perhaps by spending all day at work trying to come up with a new set of axioms that don't contradict the one on the tshirt.
There'd probably also be mix'n'match groups that e.g. finds the error offensive but loves the "bitches" part.
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OneLess wrote:Can a comic be written about using the word "maths" as a singular noun? It may or may not be correct as far as definition, but it sounds awful to hear a phrase like "Maths is great!" Bloody continentals, wot wot.
Yeah, but imagine how your (possibly hypothetical) friend James would feel if you said Jame is great!
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bigglesworth wrote:OneLess wrote:Can a comic be written about using the word "maths" as a singular noun? It may or may not be correct as far as definition, but it sounds awful to hear a phrase like "Maths is great!" Bloody continentals, wot wot.
Yeah, but imagine how your (possibly hypothetical) friend James would feel if you said Jame is great!
(we're right and you're wrong)
Can't we all just call it mathematics and get along?
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OneLess wrote:Can a comic be written about using the word "maths" as a singular noun? It may or may not be correct as far as definition, but it sounds awful to hear a phrase like "Maths is great!" Bloody continentals, wot wot.
Would "Mathematics is great" also sound awful to you? Do you say "Mathematics are great"? (I would say the former).
I've always wanted to know this, but have kept on forgetting to ask.
A friend of mine in sophomore year announced his principle of Williamsian geometry: a=/=b.
Because no two numbers canÂ be EXACTLY alike, and you're oppressing the individuality of 5 by expecting it to be the same as 10/2, or five, or 2.5*2, you bastard!
Of course this actually meant, when we worked it out, that a=/=a, and I still have a shirt somewhere to that effect (which also says "logic is for losers") on it.
The funny thing is, he wants to be a mathematician.
Because no two numbers canÂ be EXACTLY alike, and you're oppressing the individuality of 5 by expecting it to be the same as 10/2, or five, or 2.5*2, you bastard!
Of course this actually meant, when we worked it out, that a=/=a, and I still have a shirt somewhere to that effect (which also says "logic is for losers") on it.
The funny thing is, he wants to be a mathematician.
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I love this comic, as well as any dialogue between Achilles and the Tortoise.
There is a thread in Mathematics section for debating whether it is "math" (no) or "maths" (yes).
There is a thread in Mathematics section for debating whether it is "math" (no) or "maths" (yes).
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evilbeanfiend wrote:JoshuaZ wrote:UmbrageOfSnow wrote:Gelsamel wrote:Nothing can be proven universal, even math has it's axioms.
Sure, a(b+c) = (ab)+(ac) in our math systems, but it's based on axioms about multiplication and addition.
You could, in fact, set up a mathematical system where the above equation DOESN'T hold.
Yes Sir, Captain Godel.
This has nothing to do with Godel's theorem at all. ...
well goedel shows that if maths is consistent it can't be complete. a better and funny reference for showing there are always axioms (infinitely many hidden ones!) is http://www.ditext.com/carroll/tortoise.html
Doesn't Godel's Theorem rely on the distributive property? If I remember correctly, mathematics with only addition and mathematics with only multiplication are both complete. I believe Godel's Theorem requires a field with distribution. So yeah, it does. Kinda.
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This is perhaps the greatest xkcd of all time (including future strips in bizzaro self referential 'what if' dimensions).
That being said, here's my stab at politicizing:
Knowledge of the distributive property would allow terrorists to effectively make a dirty bomb, therefore no educational visas should be granted to noncitizens.
I can see this being a response in a presidential debate.
As with "good" any political statement it takes something seemingly incorruptible and add just enough ambiguity to support an unrelated agenda.
That being said, here's my stab at politicizing:
Knowledge of the distributive property would allow terrorists to effectively make a dirty bomb, therefore no educational visas should be granted to noncitizens.
I can see this being a response in a presidential debate.
As with "good" any political statement it takes something seemingly incorruptible and add just enough ambiguity to support an unrelated agenda.
Winston: What if the Party says that it is not to be trusted?
O'Brien: Well, doublethink, um... *turns knob*
O'Brien: Well, doublethink, um... *turns knob*
cmacis wrote:I love this comic, as well as any dialogue between Achilles and the Tortoise.
There is a thread in Mathematics section for debating whether it is "math" (no) or "maths" (yes).
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I rest my case.
(Temporarily, in case you somehow delude yourself into thinking you're still right. )
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The distributive property presumes that our finite knowledge of mathematics continues upwards without bounds. This imperialistic implicit conquest up to infinity is a legacy of externallyoriented conquestbased societies, which are inheritly unstable and base their prosperity on the suffering of others. True Math is a list of tried and tested facts grounded in physical experience, not unproven axioms based off of mere extrapolations of experience.
Is Mr. Munroe really trying to argue the fact that because Iraq, and Iran are so close to each other that one might even simply add them together, that the United States has the Universal Authority to invade both as stated by the Universal Truth of the distributive property?
USA*(Iraq + Iran) /= (USA*Iraq) + (USA*Iran)
Stating otherwise is simply warmongering.
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USA*(Iraq + Iran) /= (USA*Iraq) + (USA*Iran)
Stating otherwise is simply warmongering.
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LE4dGOLEM SAYS: It's a conspiracy!
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a(b+c)=(ab)+(ac)?
a(b+c)=a^2+b+c
Because brackets killed the simplon. If my maths is wrong, this only further proves my point.
a(b+c)=a^2+b+c
Because brackets killed the simplon. If my maths is wrong, this only further proves my point.
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xkcd wrote:YOUR TASK: Politicize the distributive property in 50 or fewer words!
"Your petty bourgeois ambitions have been thwarted, class traitor!"
"But I would've gotten away with it if it weren't for those pesky kids! Curse their loyalty to our fearless and perfect leader, whose boots I am not worthy to lick!"
(*cut to commercial for Stalin's Tasty Sandwich Spread*)
As a physics major, i have to say, i love this comic. I was debating with some math friends of mine about how math isn't a science. When you solve discover something in physics and use math to represent that, you are still going under the assumption that it may not always be true. The best example by far is Newtonian mechanics vs relativity.
On the other hand, assuming the proof was done properly, a mathematical proof is always true.
With saying it isn't a science, i do acknowledge that it is the language of all physics and therefore the language of all science (biology is applied chemistry, chemistry is applied physics, physics is applied math). That is to say, physics is applied math like literature is applied language.
This reminds me of a joke. The other day, a physics professor, a math professor and a philosophy professor were sitting and talking. The physics professor was saying he needs billions of dollars in machinery to do some cutting edge research. The math professor was saying how he has it better than the physics professor because all he need to do research is pencil, paper and an eraser. The philosophy professor says he has it even better, all he needs is pencil and paper.
On the other hand, assuming the proof was done properly, a mathematical proof is always true.
With saying it isn't a science, i do acknowledge that it is the language of all physics and therefore the language of all science (biology is applied chemistry, chemistry is applied physics, physics is applied math). That is to say, physics is applied math like literature is applied language.
This reminds me of a joke. The other day, a physics professor, a math professor and a philosophy professor were sitting and talking. The physics professor was saying he needs billions of dollars in machinery to do some cutting edge research. The math professor was saying how he has it better than the physics professor because all he need to do research is pencil, paper and an eraser. The philosophy professor says he has it even better, all he needs is pencil and paper.
Got Godel?
For a site devoted to "advanced" math, this comic sure doesn't get it. Or perhaps I am just not understanding Godel's work. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G%C3%B6del ... ss_theorem
Briefly, "If an axiomatic system can be proven to be consistent and complete from within itself, then it is inconsistent."
While there is stunning beauty in the world of math (Godel's theorem being one of the, in my opinion), there are also some serious limitations to the formal systems we use to understand it. Arrogant blathering about "perfect universal truths" is only true if the subject of your discussion is trivial. Which reminds me of another rather lovely H.L. Mencken quote: "Every complex problem has a solution that is simple, direct, plausible, and wrong."
Briefly, "If an axiomatic system can be proven to be consistent and complete from within itself, then it is inconsistent."
While there is stunning beauty in the world of math (Godel's theorem being one of the, in my opinion), there are also some serious limitations to the formal systems we use to understand it. Arrogant blathering about "perfect universal truths" is only true if the subject of your discussion is trivial. Which reminds me of another rather lovely H.L. Mencken quote: "Every complex problem has a solution that is simple, direct, plausible, and wrong."
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bigglesworth wrote:Yeah, but imagine how your (possibly hypothetical) friend James would feel if you said Jame is great!
At first when you said "Jame" I thought you were referring to this.
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