2062: "Barnard's Star"

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2062: "Barnard's Star"

Postby NotAllThere » Mon Oct 22, 2018 4:31 pm UTC

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Title text: " "Ok, team. We have a little under 10,000 years before closest approach to figure out how to destroy Barnard's Star." "Why, does it pose a threat to the Solar System?" "No. It's just an asshole.""

I can't believe it. explainxkcd.com got this posted before anyone posted here.

I reckon Barnard's Star is thinking "I wish they'd build a bypass".
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Re: 2062: "Barnard's Star"

Postby SuicideJunkie » Mon Oct 22, 2018 4:59 pm UTC

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So, a slightly more aggressive variant of Project Daedalus Mk2?

What I'm wondering is; who's next after this?
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Re: 2062: "Barnard's Star"

Postby TV4Fun » Mon Oct 22, 2018 5:01 pm UTC

Okay, it's a little disturbing how similarly Randall's and my mind work. I was just reading about Barnard's star on Wikipedia a few days ago, appropos of nothing in particular, and thought for a moment on reading this comic that Randall must have my phone bugged. Then I remembered that the thing that got me reading about Barnard's star was that I had been reading the latest What If which had linked to a Wikipedia article about helium-3, which in turn linked to something about inertial confinement fusion as a proposed means of interstellar travel, which in turn linked to a proposed project from the 1970s about using an ICF drive to send a mission to Barnard's star. Now I don't for sure that Randall went on exactly the same wiki walk that I did, but it would certainly make sense.
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Re: 2062: "Barnard's Star"

Postby Soupspoon » Mon Oct 22, 2018 5:15 pm UTC

On Soviet Barnard's Star, Sol flyby-trolls you!

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Re: 2062: "Barnard's Star"

Postby ijuin » Mon Oct 22, 2018 5:56 pm UTC

NotAllThere wrote:
I reckon Barnard's Star is thinking "I wish they'd build a bypass".


Somebody call the Vogons!

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Re: 2062: "Barnard's Star"

Postby qvxb » Mon Oct 22, 2018 6:05 pm UTC

"Hello, young'un! You're getting big." - Barnard's Star

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Re: 2062: "Barnard's Star"

Postby Archgeek » Mon Oct 22, 2018 7:26 pm UTC

Barnard's Star wrote:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!

Why are Randal's celestial objects always screaming? Does it hurt to be a light in the galaxy, or to orbit Jupiter?
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Re: 2062: "Barnard's Star"

Postby Quizatzhaderac » Mon Oct 22, 2018 8:20 pm UTC

I think they're screaming because they're moving so fast.
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Re: 2062: "Barnard's Star"

Postby Old Bruce » Mon Oct 22, 2018 9:13 pm UTC

Quizatzhaderac wrote:I think they're screaming because they're moving so fast.

I figured it was a sort of weird Doppler thing, plus screaming to get my attention.
on a related note, maybe Wobler should have written his game to travel to Barnard's Star instead of Alpha Centauri.http://forums.xkcd.com/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=125344&sid=94f66f3f21941d0809bfcc2bb4a2b8b2#p4401061

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Re: 2062: "Barnard's Star"

Postby RogueCynic » Mon Oct 22, 2018 9:30 pm UTC

Old Bruce wrote:
Quizatzhaderac wrote:I think they're screaming because they're moving so fast.

I figured it was a sort of weird Doppler thing, plus screaming to get my attention.
on a related note, maybe Wobler should have written his game to travel to Barnard's Star instead of Alpha Centauri.http://forums.xkcd.com/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=125344&sid=94f66f3f21941d0809bfcc2bb4a2b8b2#p4401061

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Re: 2062: "Barnard's Star"

Postby serutan » Tue Oct 23, 2018 4:52 am UTC

RogueCynic wrote:Maybe we are in a bad part of the galaxy. Hold onto your wallets!


Nah - unless it says "I'm a simple country star" in which case a death grip on the wallet is required.
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Re: 2062: "Barnard's Star"

Postby ObsessoMom » Tue Oct 23, 2018 2:47 pm UTC

Barnard's Star may be a troll, but it only has time to say "I'm a giraffe."

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Re: 2062: "Barnard's Star"

Postby Quizatzhaderac » Tue Oct 23, 2018 5:49 pm UTC

RogueCynic wrote:Maybe we are in a bad part of the galaxy. Hold onto your wallets!
Actually, according to our best statistics, 100% of all crime happens in the Sol system.

Also, while I can't rob Barnard's star, and I don't know of anything there to steal, I totally would rob it blind.
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Re: 2062: "Barnard's Star"

Postby qvxb » Tue Oct 23, 2018 6:23 pm UTC

Barnard's Star wishes everyone a Happy Mole Day from 6:02 AM to 6:02 PM on 10/23. Avogadro - he's got your number.

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Re: 2062: "Barnard's Star"

Postby GalFisk » Wed Oct 24, 2018 6:58 am UTC

Archgeek wrote:
Barnard's Star wrote:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!

Why are Randal's celestial objects always screaming? Does it hurt to be a light in the galaxy, or to orbit Jupiter?

They scream because no one can hear them.


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