I run a Daily Newspaper, called the Daily Felstaph. It runs every day, and is currently on its seventeenth Issue, having celebrated its four month birthday last Tuesday. You can read the Daily Felstaph here. However it is in an unmoderated forum that you need to apply for The Truly Free ). You can read all the way up to issue #20 there, whereas here it's intentionally a few issues behind (Currently #17). (Also free bonus supplement: The Felsport!)
I need to search where the sun don't shine.
It's me, drowning_in_tears. Remember? You wrote a comment on my livejournal entry about how I was planning to kill my mom for making me tidy my room.
Wait, today is March 16th, 2000, right?
Proved by Shientishts
Jesus, I thought that was a mop. That explains its aversion to detergent...
Ah, but which author penned the alternative title text? WE JUST DO NOT KNOW.
Yeah, I scared the shit out of him by replacing the Windows default beep sound to "hal.wav"
I think you'll find it's a boomerang. And, hey, don't you ever knock?
PPS: This thing doesn't even have driversplanet.com USB 1.0 support
At least the beret is still attached. I also "fixed" your ceiling cat problem.
'Why are you protesting?' 'He just discovered a cure for cancer'
Dammit, what the hell did I just say?
It was all fun and games until grandma picked out PRNSTAR
I immediately regretted the decision to ask my family how to use flow charts
The sad thing is, I just wanted to tell you I've bought you motorcycling lessons. ...Why the hell do you have that thing in the house, anyway?