Offtopic, but I'm feeling a little peeved.
I went shopping over the weekend. One of the things I was looking for was microfiber underwear. I found them, but they literally do not make them in size small. It wasn't just that the stores didn't stock size 5/S; I went on the Hanes site and looked up the styles. WTF, Hanes? All of the cotton underpants come in the full range of sizes, but not microfiber. All I want is some underwear that skirts won't stick to so I don't have to wear a short slip, but nooooo.
Also, I tried on a pair of skinny pants over the weekend, and they fit completely wrong. Baggy at ankles, knees, and crotch, painfully tight across my shins, and most annoying, the waist didn't taper in at all. I know I'm generously proportioned in the hips/backside, but a waistband that stands straight up from the back pockets is ridiculous. It seems like every pair of skinny pants I've ever tried fit like that. I have one pair of skinny jeans that I put awkward lumpy darts in the back of the waistband, and they now fit well enough with a long shirt. I guess I'm just not a skinny pants person.
On the plus side, I found a great pair of tennis shoes that came in wide. And two sports bras that were sized by band and cup, not S/M/L. And I bought a pair of flared jeans that fit me very well around the waist and butt. Not a subtle bootcut, but hippie bellbottom style. Apparently flared leg is back in style. This bodes well for me.