xkcd

by **Jack Saladin** » Wed May 21, 2008 9:41 am UTC

It's time to find that little piece of magic that makes xkcd so special, and kill it.

by **SoapyHobo** » Wed May 21, 2008 11:26 am UTC

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by **Hawknc** » Wed May 21, 2008 12:00 pm UTC

: I'm kind of scared, actually, it's getting dark and I hear strange noises. God, I'm such an idiot, how could I have let you go? If we both get out of here alive, I swear I'll change. Not that it matters, you're probably dead already.; in_the_trees.jpg (30.68 KiB) Viewed 56053 times

by **Meaux_Pas** » Wed May 21, 2008 12:15 pm UTC

Hawknc for the alt-text epic win.

by **Princess Marzipan** » Wed May 21, 2008 1:02 pm UTC

...I highly approve of this thread, and shall endeavor to contribute to it in lieu of working today.

by **lowbart** » Wed May 21, 2008 1:05 pm UTC

These remind me of my life much more than the original strips.

by **cyberia** » Wed May 21, 2008 1:11 pm UTC

I don't think I like this thread. It's depressing seeing something that looks like XKCD but sucky.

Make it stop, plz? :shock:

by **lowbart** » Wed May 21, 2008 1:21 pm UTC

Hmm. While it often takes a significant amount of effort to take something unfunny and make it funny, it's much easier to take something funny and make it unfunnny.

by **hyperion** » Wed May 21, 2008 1:27 pm UTC

by **Frello** » Wed May 21, 2008 2:23 pm UTC

I actually think the first one with Diet Coke/Mentos is hilarious. I can't even remember the original punchline, but this is the ideal punchline for that strip, if you see it as a commentary of all the "hype" surrounding this phenomenon...but I guess that's kinda obvious.

by **PatrickRsGhost** » Wed May 21, 2008 2:28 pm UTC

Frello wrote:I actually think the first one with Diet Coke/Mentos is hilarious. I can't even remember the original punchline, but this is the ideal punchline for that strip, if you see it as a commentary of all the "hype" surrounding this phenomenon...but I guess that's kinda obvious.

This.

by **Princess Marzipan** » Wed May 21, 2008 2:43 pm UTC

: And I lied about having a vasectomy.; terrible katamari.JPG (74.6 KiB) Viewed 55665 times

by **SecondTalon** » Wed May 21, 2008 2:51 pm UTC

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by **keozen** » Wed May 21, 2008 2:55 pm UTC

A couple I did quickly:

by **sleepygamer** » Wed May 21, 2008 3:20 pm UTC

...You guys are gonna hate me. This is a Cyanide and Happiness "Depressing Comic Week" entry right here.

: Alt: The funny part is, I locked her in there with an enraged bobcat, and I don't know whether either of them are alive or dead anymore!; I'm_a_horrible_person.png (138.96 KiB) Viewed 55189 times

The real funny part is that I say "You sicken me" (in reference to Futurama) at least once a day. I have no idea why. Habit.

by **Dobblesworth** » Wed May 21, 2008 3:44 pm UTC

Here's my 10 minute half-hashed attempt.

Spoiler:

Disclaimer: This was not a flame bait, just what was in my mind on reading that comic initially, then drawing in the recent Math v. Maths debate thread, Mr. Black Hat Man and the Star Wars parody comic for the hell of it. I fully respect your spelling conventions.

EDIT: A revised version, in keeping with the "Ruin rather than Revamp" theme.

Spoiler:

by **The Mighty Thesaurus** » Wed May 21, 2008 3:56 pm UTC

sleepygamer wrote:...You guys are gonna hate me.

Gonna?

by **hipp5** » Wed May 21, 2008 3:57 pm UTC

Nougatrocity wrote:
Spoiler:
terrible katamari.JPG

I lol'd in my office.

by **sleepygamer** » Wed May 21, 2008 4:07 pm UTC

The Mighty Thesaurus wrote:
sleepygamer wrote:...You guys are gonna hate me.

Gonna?

Oh come on!

You took it out of context! I didn't mean to say I hate you!

...

Also, if that -wasn't- in regards to the accidental Thesaurus hating, I'm sorry for whatever other thing I did.

by **Hawknc** » Wed May 21, 2008 4:12 pm UTC

Trust me, you're not even close.

by **The Mighty Thesaurus** » Wed May 21, 2008 4:14 pm UTC

Hawknc wrote:Trust me, you're not even close.

That's what she said.

by **Hawknc** » Wed May 21, 2008 4:16 pm UTC

We've missed you too, Ty.

by **Princess Marzipan** » Wed May 21, 2008 5:17 pm UTC

: Training mode just isn't good for learning real in-game techniques.; pointers.png (26.39 KiB) Viewed 54634 times

by **sleepygamer** » Wed May 21, 2008 5:45 pm UTC

Hawknc wrote:Trust me, you're not even close.

Give me a hint? I don't remember being particularly insulting on these here fora to anyone!

>.>

Hang on... perhaps... perhaps my subconscious has been typing stuff... and THAT'S why I got to 666 posts so quickly! and awesomely.

by **sophyturtle** » Wed May 21, 2008 5:56 pm UTC

Perhaps it was posting your humor (poor taste...)

by **The Mighty Thesaurus** » Wed May 21, 2008 6:13 pm UTC

: Cancer patients only think of themselves; rock_band.png (21.5 KiB) Viewed 54546 times

I need to get a new mouse. Mouse keys = shit

by **cypherspace** » Wed May 21, 2008 6:34 pm UTC

: Now just a typical Saturday night.; irresponsible behaviour.JPG (29.85 KiB) Viewed 54377 times

by **Sprocket** » Wed May 21, 2008 6:45 pm UTC

Kids, I am IN LOVE with this thread!

The Mighty Thesaurus wrote:
rock_band.png

I need to get a new mouse. Mouse keys = shit

Sexy Tranny FTW!
(remember kids, a sexy tranny is better than a sexy granny!)

by **SecondTalon** » Wed May 21, 2008 6:47 pm UTC

The Mighty Thesaurus wrote:
rock_band.png

I need to get a new mouse. Mouse keys = shit

... that one's actually funny.

by **EsotericWombat** » Wed May 21, 2008 6:57 pm UTC

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by **Mathmagic** » Wed May 21, 2008 7:04 pm UTC

Nougatrocity wrote:
terrible katamari.JPG

/thread

EDIT: I would contribute something, but I phail at photoshop. These are all awesome though.

by **Princess Marzipan** » Wed May 21, 2008 7:05 pm UTC

: Have YOU seen it? If you have, they've already won...; not_really_into_pokemon.png (32.16 KiB) Viewed 54250 times

by **Sprocket** » Wed May 21, 2008 7:10 pm UTC

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by **hendusoone** » Wed May 21, 2008 7:13 pm UTC

Here is my contribution. It's amazing how painful it is to use an image editing program over remote desktop...

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Title Text:

Spoiler:

http://xkcd.com/162/

Edit for RG's suggestion: link to comic. Also cleaned up some of the artifacts in the image, which I didn't notice the first time around because of lack of colors on remote desktop.

by **sleepygamer** » Wed May 21, 2008 7:26 pm UTC

sophyturtle wrote:Perhaps it was posting your humor (poor taste...)

Probably. It's not normally my style, but I was feeling cynical today.

>.>;

by **lowbart** » Wed May 21, 2008 7:28 pm UTC

Hendusoone, that's brilliant. You win the internet, sir or ma'am.

too bad it wouldn't be as funny to people who aren't familiar with the sappiness (as well as failure) of the original.

(Wouldn't she waste more time spinning than she would regain by slowing the rotation, etc.)

by **EsotericWombat** » Wed May 21, 2008 7:35 pm UTC

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by **cypherspace** » Wed May 21, 2008 7:42 pm UTC

I love Hendusoone's, but I love CatProximity's even more.

by **Sprocket** » Wed May 21, 2008 7:45 pm UTC

cypherspace wrote:I love Hendusoone's, but I love CatProximity's even more.

AWE! I like Hendu's a lot too.

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...well...they can't all be gold.

by **zahlman** » Wed May 21, 2008 8:02 pm UTC

keozen wrote:A couple I did quickly:

Re the second: Ouch.

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