Quixotess wrote:SecondTalon wrote:Quixotess wrote:Overheard in third period today: "I want to smack [her] in the face with a dildo." *audience laughs*
Do you think that's funny? Do you think that's funny? Protip: It's not. Instead, it supports sexual violence. Just because a female does something that mkes you unhappy does not give you the right to profess your desire to use sexual violence against her. Goddamn it! And people tell me I'm not oppressed. That boy just oppressed the woman he was talking about, every woman in the room, and in fact all women everywhere. Message sent: piss me off, females, and I will hurt you violently in a special way designed to remind you that you are a woman. Remember, you're just a woman, and I can reduce you to powerlessness any time I want." Message received. Seriously, I hate you I hate you I hate you
SEXUAL VIOLENCE IS NOT. FUNNY.
GodDAMMIT, why didn't I say anything?
So, is it okay if I smack him in the face with a dildo?
I would prefer that you go up in the face of every person at my school, individually, and scream at them until they become feminists.
At some point everyone needs a good smack in the face with a dildo. It's funny. Not so much because it's a penis shape, but more because they just kinda flop around and that rubber can have a pretty good weight to it which can deliver a pretty good whack.
Would a nondescript rubber cylinder be better? Also, "dildo" is a funny word. "Nondescript rubber cylinder" isn't.