xkcd

by **stockpot** » Mon Oct 22, 2007 6:09 am UTC

Something very large on a trampoline.

by **Moo** » Mon Oct 22, 2007 8:50 am UTC

Large bear on a trampoline (hee hee hee)

by **Maseiken** » Mon Oct 22, 2007 10:14 am UTC

*cough*

by **Moo** » Mon Oct 22, 2007 10:21 am UTC

Oh. Ha ha, aha ha. Can't find edit button

I would like to see an abaccus in un unlikely setting.

by **Maseiken** » Mon Oct 22, 2007 10:35 am UTC

I want to see, the very best, like no-one ever was....
To catch them all, is your real test, to train them is your caaaaause!
Pokemon! ddadadadadadaa

Ah, anyway find me a picture of an animal, that looks suspiciously like a Pokemon.... (But no yellow rats)

by **LE4dGOLEM** » Mon Oct 22, 2007 11:01 am UTC

MUDKIP!
(actually it's a re-coloured Mexican axolotl)

Next: A grid of skin

by **Matthias** » Mon Oct 22, 2007 7:18 pm UTC

It's fun drawing irrational functions on his head while he's busy killing people.

Hmm.... I wish to see an anime character and a CG character arm-wrestling.

by **keozen** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 2:26 pm UTC

You didn't specify "with each other"

Show me a pic to make me smile

by **Moo** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 3:00 pm UTC

Ta da!

I would like to see... a truely funny, nonlame lolcat.

by **pr1mu5** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 3:27 pm UTC

Is this appropriately funny enough for this forum?

I'd like to see a picture of Jesus, Mohammed, and Buddha all chilling out together.

by **Zohar** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 6:13 pm UTC

I'd like a picture of someone from Israel who isn't a politician.

by **Robin S** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 6:29 pm UTC

I'm not going to wait for one of the Israeli forumers to post.

A friend of mine.

I want Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and a peace symbol.

by **Robin S** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 6:30 pm UTC

*edit: I'm not going to wait for one of the other Israeli forumers to post.

by **MuseSik** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 6:34 pm UTC

The Pope and something Sciencey

by **Robin S** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 6:48 pm UTC

Caption: Scripps Oceanography atmospheric scientist V. Ramanathan receives his official appointment to the Pontifical Academy of Sciences from Pope John Paul II

I want a pizza-burger.

by **MotorToad** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 10:20 pm UTC

God breaking the seven seals. Bonus points if they're baby seals.

by **RLW-E** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 3:41 pm UTC

Spoiler warning: Gory dead seals inside.

Spoiler:

^ 7 very broken seals. God is not visible but He is there (Him being omnipresent and all that).

To lift my spirits a bit i would like to see a baby laughing in a field of flowers.

Edit: Spoiler tag added.

by **Moo** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 3:45 pm UTC

No, you may not, not after that post. *hurls, then cries*

by **RLW-E** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 3:54 pm UTC

Hey! I'm not the one wanting to see broken baby seals... :cry:

by **Robin S** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 3:55 pm UTC

For fuck's sake add a spoiler tag to that with a warning attached!

Take your pick (of flowers):

Hopefully, one of those is close to what you wanted.

I want a raptor wearing an I♥NY t-shirt.

by **SoapyHobo** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 3:56 pm UTC

Maybe you could at least spoiler it, i'd rather not have to look at that every time i open this thread.

damn ninjas!

by **Moo** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 4:06 pm UTC

Also, get posting in the intro thread, it's a rule. You could say something like "I love children and flowers and bludgened dead defenseless baby animals".

This might be playful sarcasm or it might be that I'm really pissed off because I hate cruelty to animals. Since you're new and I don't want to be all mean it's a little of both.

by **RLW-E** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 4:38 pm UTC

Moo > I am as repulsed of the clubbing and skinning of seals as the next guy. But its not going to go away by ignoring it and it _was_ a requested picture. I considered taking a cartoon of someone clubbing seals (there are plenty of those), but I don't believe that one should joke about the cruelty and decided to show what actually goes on

I am sorry that I wasn't aware of the spoiler-hiding-thingy, but I have now hidden the image.

by **Moo** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 4:42 pm UTC

I wish "apology accepted" didn't sound so conceipted, but it's meant in the nicest possible way.

by **slashalt** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 6:31 pm UTC

No T-shirt or raptor, but it's time to lighten the mood

I would like to see someone vacuuming in heaven or hell, plzthnz

by **Robin S** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 6:48 pm UTC

I want an Eskimo eating an ice-cream.

by **MotorToad** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 7:01 pm UTC

I would like to see a teacher teaching something odd.
(Bonus points if you can explain how the fuck you get "skinned seals" out of God breaking the seals of the apocalypse.)

by **Rodan** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 7:10 pm UTC

anyone know what goodaskool art is? Whatever it is, it's weird.

Bonus: see, seals don't work if they're skinned, so they're broken. You didn't mention apocalypse.

Find me a picture of a dancing piece of fruit.

by **Robin S** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 7:11 pm UTC

I would assume it was either from your own post, here or else a coincidence that someone else thought of the same pun.

Edit:

I would like a fizzy milk drink (with visible fizz).

by **Rodan** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 7:14 pm UTC

you... might be able to see that.

Fetch me a head on a platter.

by **pr1mu5** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 7:25 pm UTC

Took a different path then you expected, I think.

I want a picture of a cartoon character doing something illegal.

by **Robin S** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 7:25 pm UTC

Rodan wrote:you... might be able to see that.

Right-clicked and followed url. Looks nasty.

Spoiler'd for size: beaten to it again!

Spoiler:

Hey, it's Lisa!

I want a landscape made of food.

by **xooll** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 8:47 pm UTC

spoilered for size.

Spoiler:

Now find me a cannibal cookbook.

by **Rodan** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 8:52 pm UTC

wow, this one was easy. First result is nicely labeled!

Fetch me a kick-ass pumpkin carving.

by **Cheese** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 9:10 pm UTC

Spoiler:

With those legs, it could kick anyone's ass!

I want fourteen mice, the picture featuring a mixture of both computer mice and the living ones.

by **xooll** » Wed Nov 07, 2007 2:32 am UTC

Sorry, I could only find three:

Or if figurines are ok, ten:

Now find me a robot destroying an ancient structure (must be older than 500 AD)

by **Rodan** » Wed Nov 07, 2007 2:36 am UTC

since, it's a "long time a go". That counts as ancient, right?

I request a monkey beating up a human.

by **Geekthras** » Wed Nov 07, 2007 3:52 am UTC

Here's a video.

I found lots of awesome monkey pictures... Sharing in spoiler for bandwith.

Spoiler:

I demand something being used as a gyroscope other than a gyroscope. And it must be in space.

by **Alcari** » Wed Nov 07, 2007 12:13 pm UTC

astronauts don't tend to improvise gyroscopes. And spinning space stations don't use gyroscope effect, so they don't count. This was the best I could do without photoshopping

I request a Knight riding into battle on a cow.

by **Zohar** » Wed Nov 07, 2007 4:24 pm UTC

This is all I could find but I think it's kind of right:

I want two paper enveloped acting in a human-like manner, preferably fighting each other.

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