Good News, Bad News

For all your silly time-killing forum games.

Moderators: jestingrabbit, Moderators General, Prelates

User avatar
bug sniper
Posts: 8
Joined: Wed Nov 30, 2011 9:29 am UTC

Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby bug sniper » Sun Jan 29, 2017 12:57 am UTC

Bad News: The purpose of the arranged marriage was to counteract your country's low birth rate. Apparently, many people aren't outgoing enough to marry and have children, and those who are don't have enough money to have enough children to make up for that.
Carry the black torch! Rouse the idle dead!
-Dungeon Crawl.

User avatar
Sableagle
Ormurinn's Alt
Posts: 1495
Joined: Sat Jun 13, 2015 4:26 pm UTC
Location: The wrong side of the mirror
Contact:

Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Sableagle » Wed Feb 01, 2017 8:06 pm UTC

Good news: all those abandoned homes make great places for people to play laser tag, people to play paintball or birds to nest, though probably only one of those per building.
Oh, Willie McBride, it was all done in vain.

User avatar
bug sniper
Posts: 8
Joined: Wed Nov 30, 2011 9:29 am UTC

Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby bug sniper » Wed Feb 08, 2017 8:05 am UTC

Bad News: with nobody taking care of them, those buildings will collapse any day now from termite damage.
Carry the black torch! Rouse the idle dead!
-Dungeon Crawl.

User avatar
Sableagle
Ormurinn's Alt
Posts: 1495
Joined: Sat Jun 13, 2015 4:26 pm UTC
Location: The wrong side of the mirror
Contact:

Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Sableagle » Wed Feb 08, 2017 6:36 pm UTC

Good news: that makes for some great post-apocalyptic scenario games.
Oh, Willie McBride, it was all done in vain.

User avatar
eran_rathan
Mostly Wrong
Posts: 1766
Joined: Fri Apr 09, 2010 2:36 pm UTC
Location: pew! pew! pew!

Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby eran_rathan » Wed Feb 08, 2017 8:13 pm UTC

bad news: the termites become giant mutant radbugs.
"We have met the enemy, and we are they. Them? We is it. Whatever."
"Google tells me you are not unique. You are, however, wrong."
nɒʜƚɒɿ_nɒɿɘ

User avatar
Sableagle
Ormurinn's Alt
Posts: 1495
Joined: Sat Jun 13, 2015 4:26 pm UTC
Location: The wrong side of the mirror
Contact:

Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Sableagle » Wed Feb 08, 2017 11:19 pm UTC

Good news: giant bugs aren't that hard to knock down and, just in case they *are* that hard to knock down, you brought upgraded bugspray.
Oh, Willie McBride, it was all done in vain.

User avatar
thunk
Posts: 448
Joined: Sat Apr 23, 2016 3:29 am UTC
Location: Arguably Exiled

Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby thunk » Thu Feb 09, 2017 6:25 am UTC

Bad news: There's a lot of bugs.
Free markets, free movement, free plops
Blitz on, my friends Quantized, GnomeAnne, and iskinner!
troo dat

User avatar
Sableagle
Ormurinn's Alt
Posts: 1495
Joined: Sat Jun 13, 2015 4:26 pm UTC
Location: The wrong side of the mirror
Contact:

Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Sableagle » Thu Feb 09, 2017 4:44 pm UTC

Good news: there are also quite a lot of blackbirds, and they're hungry.
Oh, Willie McBride, it was all done in vain.

User avatar
eran_rathan
Mostly Wrong
Posts: 1766
Joined: Fri Apr 09, 2010 2:36 pm UTC
Location: pew! pew! pew!

Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby eran_rathan » Wed Feb 15, 2017 2:19 pm UTC

"We have met the enemy, and we are they. Them? We is it. Whatever."
"Google tells me you are not unique. You are, however, wrong."
nɒʜƚɒɿ_nɒɿɘ

User avatar
Freddino18
[Title Not Found]
Posts: 27
Joined: Thu Oct 27, 2016 9:40 pm UTC
Location: Disappeared after investigating titles

Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Freddino18 » Sun Feb 19, 2017 12:09 am UTC

Good news: You recently inherited a large amount of (recently deceased) human flesh.
Avatar buddies with Lavender
Tillian wrote:Holy necro!
somitomi wrote:[W]ho has been necroing threads on an industrial scale?
Cleverbeans wrote:Being a loser is a permanent condition, this is temporary and will pass with time and treatment.
lalalorz wrote:I'm sorry your penis is so smell.
The blenders are back

User avatar
bug sniper
Posts: 8
Joined: Wed Nov 30, 2011 9:29 am UTC

Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby bug sniper » Mon Sep 11, 2017 5:52 am UTC

Bad News: The humans that flesh belonged to were supposed to hold your shotguns and fend off the birds.
Carry the black torch! Rouse the idle dead!
-Dungeon Crawl.

User avatar
Sableagle
Ormurinn's Alt
Posts: 1495
Joined: Sat Jun 13, 2015 4:26 pm UTC
Location: The wrong side of the mirror
Contact:

Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Sableagle » Fri Jan 12, 2018 9:55 am UTC

Good news: you're not actually human.
Oh, Willie McBride, it was all done in vain.

User avatar
eran_rathan
Mostly Wrong
Posts: 1766
Joined: Fri Apr 09, 2010 2:36 pm UTC
Location: pew! pew! pew!

Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby eran_rathan » Fri Jan 12, 2018 1:41 pm UTC

Bad news: you're not actually alive.
"We have met the enemy, and we are they. Them? We is it. Whatever."
"Google tells me you are not unique. You are, however, wrong."
nɒʜƚɒɿ_nɒɿɘ

User avatar
Ginger
Posts: 1029
Joined: Thu Sep 04, 2008 10:00 am UTC

Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Ginger » Thu Jan 18, 2018 11:36 am UTC

Good news: We EVERY of us die in the end and the Goddess/Angel of Death claims us all, blacking out our tortured minds and souls w/o ANY afterlife or eternal judging to speak of. Sorry sorry God but ANYWAYS: The good news is we're ALL gonna die someday soon.

Bad news spoilers 'cause I broke de rules, mons and ladies....

Spoiler:
The bad news is: You can never predict how the Goddess/Angel of Death shall take you up to and including: Dying in wars, dying young from medical problems, having medical problems from birth that make you die later and whatever.
Last edited by Ginger on Sat Feb 03, 2018 11:05 am UTC, edited 1 time in total.
Amy Lee wrote:Just what we all need... more lies about a world that never was and never will be.


Azula to Long Feng wrote:Don't flatter yourself, you were never even a player.

User avatar
Freddino18
[Title Not Found]
Posts: 27
Joined: Thu Oct 27, 2016 9:40 pm UTC
Location: Disappeared after investigating titles

Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Freddino18 » Fri Feb 02, 2018 5:41 pm UTC

Bad news: You aren't allowed to post Good and Bad news in the same post. Also, the last post was depressing.
Avatar buddies with Lavender
Tillian wrote:Holy necro!
somitomi wrote:[W]ho has been necroing threads on an industrial scale?
Cleverbeans wrote:Being a loser is a permanent condition, this is temporary and will pass with time and treatment.
lalalorz wrote:I'm sorry your penis is so smell.
The blenders are back

User avatar
Ginger
Posts: 1029
Joined: Thu Sep 04, 2008 10:00 am UTC

Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Ginger » Sat Feb 03, 2018 11:05 am UTC

Good news: Even though I broke the rules I'm just going to change my last post so it conforms to the rules. Yay me?
Amy Lee wrote:Just what we all need... more lies about a world that never was and never will be.


Azula to Long Feng wrote:Don't flatter yourself, you were never even a player.

User avatar
eran_rathan
Mostly Wrong
Posts: 1766
Joined: Fri Apr 09, 2010 2:36 pm UTC
Location: pew! pew! pew!

Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby eran_rathan » Tue Feb 06, 2018 1:09 pm UTC

bad news: it's all bad news.
"We have met the enemy, and we are they. Them? We is it. Whatever."
"Google tells me you are not unique. You are, however, wrong."
nɒʜƚɒɿ_nɒɿɘ

User avatar
phillip1882
Posts: 95
Joined: Fri Jun 14, 2013 9:11 pm UTC
Location: geogia
Contact:

Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby phillip1882 » Tue Feb 06, 2018 11:04 pm UTC

good news: bad news for one person is good news for another.
bitcoin address: 18vbN38FT7XXhazcN8gWichBwzC47MHy5p

User avatar
Ginger
Posts: 1029
Joined: Thu Sep 04, 2008 10:00 am UTC

Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Ginger » Tue Feb 06, 2018 11:17 pm UTC

Bad news: I lost all my stocks portfolios and... I am destitute. But at least... I can take showers, brushes my hair and... wear pretty pretty femme clothes and makeups? Wait, it's still bad news, so: Bad news is, I am destitute from losing my stocks portfolios to bad investments, I got to live on the streets and eat/drink out of garbage cans and dumpsters. Homelessness is a terrible scandal, injustice and travesty and that's the bad news: Homelessness for TG women and girls sucks, sucks so, so hard. Ah-ha. <3 ;(
Amy Lee wrote:Just what we all need... more lies about a world that never was and never will be.


Azula to Long Feng wrote:Don't flatter yourself, you were never even a player.

User avatar
bug sniper
Posts: 8
Joined: Wed Nov 30, 2011 9:29 am UTC

Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby bug sniper » Thu Feb 08, 2018 4:14 pm UTC

Good news: The next time you have money to invest, you will have learned from the experience.
Carry the black torch! Rouse the idle dead!
-Dungeon Crawl.

User avatar
eran_rathan
Mostly Wrong
Posts: 1766
Joined: Fri Apr 09, 2010 2:36 pm UTC
Location: pew! pew! pew!

Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby eran_rathan » Thu Feb 08, 2018 5:22 pm UTC

bad news - you'll never have more.
"We have met the enemy, and we are they. Them? We is it. Whatever."
"Google tells me you are not unique. You are, however, wrong."
nɒʜƚɒɿ_nɒɿɘ

User avatar
Ginger
Posts: 1029
Joined: Thu Sep 04, 2008 10:00 am UTC

Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Ginger » Fri Feb 09, 2018 3:12 am UTC

Good news: You can still marry out of your monetary positions re: your husband's, or wife's, families. *Applies right now re: being a man's or woman's blushing scarlet bride.*
Amy Lee wrote:Just what we all need... more lies about a world that never was and never will be.


Azula to Long Feng wrote:Don't flatter yourself, you were never even a player.


Return to “Forum Games”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 26 guests