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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby quintopia » Tue Jul 14, 2015 5:30 pm UTC

I make the objects a little bit... shader.

In a radioactive pile, there is a bizarre step, a Grammar Nazi, a vending machine, -102+38i pennies, and OVER NINE THOUSAND! assorted sorted sordid objects.

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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby username5243 » Tue Jul 14, 2015 6:00 pm UTC

I examine a few of the objects.

In a radioactive pile, there is a bizarre step, a Grammar Nazi, a vending machine, -102+38i pennies, some spare shoelaces, a Jesus action figure, a magic 8 ball, and OVER NINE THOUSAND! other assorted sorted sordid objects.
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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby SirGabriel » Tue Jul 14, 2015 7:19 pm UTC

I add some grass.

In a radioactive pile, there is a bizarre step, a Grammar Nazi, a vending machine, -102+38i pennies, some spare shoelaces, a Jesus action figure, a magic 8 ball, and OVER NINE THOUSAND! other assorted sorted sordid sodded objects.

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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby username5243 » Tue Jul 14, 2015 7:25 pm UTC

I cut the objects.

In a radioactive pile, there is a bizarre step, a Grammar Nazi, a vending machine, -102+38i pennies, some spare shoelaces, a Jesus action figure, a magic 8 ball, and OVER NINE THOUSAND! other assorted sorted sordid sworded sodded objects.
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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby ThirdParty » Tue Jul 14, 2015 11:02 pm UTC

I arrest the Grammar Nazi and bring him to trial.

In the radioactive evidence pile at a Grammar Nuremberg Trial, there is a bizarre step, a vending machine, -102+38i pennies, some spare shoelaces, a Jesus action figure, a magic 8 ball, and OVER NINE THOUSAND! other assorted sorted sordid sworded sodded objects.

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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby Neil_Boekend » Wed Jul 15, 2015 7:28 am UTC

I add some imaginary pennies.

In the radioactive evidence pile at a Grammar Nuremberg Trial, there is a bizarre step, a vending machine, -102+58i pennies, some spare shoelaces, a Jesus action figure, a magic 8 ball, and OVER NINE THOUSAND! other assorted sorted sordid sworded sodded objects.
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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby username5243 » Wed Jul 15, 2015 10:10 am UTC

I leave several pennies.

In the radioactive evidence pile at a Grammar Nuremberg Trial, there is a bizarre step, a vending machine, -2+58i pennies, some spare shoelaces, a Jesus action figure, a magic 8 ball, and OVER NINE THOUSAND! other assorted sorted sordid sworded sodded objects.
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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby ThirdParty » Wed Jul 15, 2015 2:32 pm UTC

I take--or possibly leave, I'm not sure what the correct verb is for what I've done--a complex number of pennies.

In the radioactive evidence pile at a Grammar Nuremberg Trial, there is a bizarre step, a vending machine, 8 pennies, some spare shoelaces, a Jesus action figure, a magic 8 ball, and OVER NINE THOUSAND! other assorted sorted sordid sworded sodded objects.

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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby SirGabriel » Wed Jul 15, 2015 4:23 pm UTC

I translate the sentence into simple English.

In the radioactive facts supporting mass, number of things together at a grammar Nuremberg hearings in law, there is a very strange step, an offering goods (for money) machine, 8 small bits of metal money, some let free shoe-strings, a Jesus acting number in sign, an art of controlling events other than natural 8 ball, And over nine thousand! other mixed, of different sorts sorted sordid sworded sodded ends.

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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby quintopia » Thu Jul 16, 2015 3:39 am UTC

I make everything a little bit odder.

In the radioactive facts supporting mass, an odd number of things together at a grammar Nuremberg hearings in law, there is a very odd step, an offering goods (for money) machine, 9 small bits of metal money, some let free shoe-strings, a Jesus acting odd number in sign, an art of controlling events other than natural 7 ball, And over nine thousand and one! other mixed, of different sorts sorted sordid sworded sodded odds and ends.

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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby ThirdParty » Fri Jul 24, 2015 3:39 pm UTC

I add one of everything already present in the pile.

In two radioactive facts supporting masses, an even number of things together at two grammar Nuremberg hearings in law, there are two very odd steps, two offering goods (for money) machines, 10 small bits of metal money, some let free shoe-strings, two Jesus acting odd numbers in sign, two arts of controlling events other than natural 7 ball, And over nine thousand and two! other mixed, of different sorts sorted sordid sworded sodded odds and ends.

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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby username5243 » Fri Jul 24, 2015 10:00 pm UTC

I multiply every number in the pile by 2.

In four radioactive facts supporting masses, an even number of things together at four grammar Nuremberg hearings in law, there are four very odd steps, four offering goods (for money) machines, twenty small bits of metal money, some let free shoe-strings, four Jesus acting even numbers in sign, four arts of controlling events other than natural 14 ball, and over eighteen thousand and four! other mixed, of different sorts sorted sordid sworded sodded odds and ends.
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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby SirGabriel » Sat Jul 25, 2015 12:06 am UTC

I use Google Translate to translate the pile into Chichewa and back.

Four things are helpful masses, and the number of things with four grammar Nuremberg case law, there is a four-odd feet four to give (money) machine, twenty small pieces of metal money, others let the right shoe string four Jesus to be number sign four technical control activities than natural ball 14, and twelve thousand four! Some species, various sorted sordid sworded sodded at odds with the ends.

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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby username5243 » Sat Jul 25, 2015 10:46 am UTC

Another Grammar Nazi appears. Since the pile is now barely grammatically correct, he/she/it destroys the pile. A new pile appears, and I place a mysterious beverage in it.

There is now one mysterious beverage in the pile.
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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby Neil_Boekend » Sat Jul 25, 2015 1:44 pm UTC

I drink the beverage. It's a beer.

There is now a mysterious pile.
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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby ThirdParty » Sat Jul 25, 2015 2:24 pm UTC

I leave a penny.

There is now 1 penny in the mysterious pile.

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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby quintopia » Tue Jul 28, 2015 2:42 pm UTC

I drink the penny. It's a mysterious beverage.

There is nothing in the mysterious pile.

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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby SirGabriel » Tue Jul 28, 2015 2:50 pm UTC

I deny the possibility of there being a pile with nothing in it.

There is nothing.

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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby ThirdParty » Tue Jul 28, 2015 3:52 pm UTC

I add a thing.

There is now something in the pile.

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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby Neil_Boekend » Tue Jul 28, 2015 3:56 pm UTC

I add something else.
There is now something and something else in the pile.
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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby SirGabriel » Tue Jul 28, 2015 4:19 pm UTC

I remove everything not in the pile.

There is now something and something else in the void.

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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby quintopia » Tue Jul 28, 2015 4:59 pm UTC

I redefine the pile to encompass the void and everything else.

There is nothing but the pile.

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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby ThirdParty » Tue Jul 28, 2015 5:42 pm UTC

I add redundancy.

There is nothing but the pile. The pile is all.

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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby Earthling on Mars » Tue Jul 28, 2015 5:44 pm UTC

I try to understand the pile. I fail.

There is nothing but the inscrutable pile. The pile is all.

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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby ThirdParty » Tue Jul 28, 2015 8:20 pm UTC

Try starting at the beginning.

In the beginning, there was nothing but an inscrutable pile. The pile was all.

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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby SirGabriel » Wed Jul 29, 2015 4:57 pm UTC

I make a second pile.

In the beginning, there was nothing but an inscrutable pile. The pile was all. Later there was a second pile.

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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby username5243 » Wed Jul 29, 2015 8:47 pm UTC

I add a penny to the second pile.

In the beginning, there was nothing but an inscrutable pile. The pile was all. Later there was a second pile, which had a penny in it.
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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby ThirdParty » Wed Jul 29, 2015 10:20 pm UTC

I add a second penny to the second pile.

In the beginning, there was nothing but an inscrutable pile. The pile was all. And then there was a second pile, which had two pennies in it.

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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby username5243 » Wed Jul 29, 2015 11:01 pm UTC

I add a layer of recursion.

In the beginning, there was nothing but an inscrutable pile. The pile was all. And then there was a second pile,which in the beginning had nothing but an inscrutable penny. The penny was all. And then there was a second penny.
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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby quintopia » Thu Jul 30, 2015 1:49 am UTC

I step away from the pile.

In the beginning, there was nothing but an inscrutable pile. The pile was all. And then there was a second pile,which in the beginning had nothing but an inscrutable penny. The penny was all. And then there was a second penny in the second pile. Then, in addition to both of these piles, there was a quintopia.

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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby username5243 » Thu Jul 30, 2015 9:20 pm UTC

I enter the first pile.

In the beginning, there was nothing but an inscrutable pile. The pile was all. The pile contained a username5243. And then there was a second pile,which in the beginning had nothing but an inscrutable penny. The penny was all. And then there was a second penny in the second pile. Then, in addition to both of these piles, there was a quintopia.[/quote]
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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby ThirdParty » Thu Jul 30, 2015 10:45 pm UTC

I koanify everything.

A pile which can be piled on something else is not the inscrutable pile; the inscrutable pile is all. username5243's username is not username5243; a name is not the named. When two pennies were piled, there was a pile; what was there when there was only one penny? If you meet quintopia on the road, do not give him your piles; you can only have quintopia-nature when your piles are quintopia's piles without being given.

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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby username5243 » Thu Aug 06, 2015 11:19 am UTC

I add ten pennies.

A pile which can be piled on something else is not the inscrutable pile; the inscrutable pile is all. username5243's username is not username5243; a name is not the named. When twelve pennies were piled, there was a pile; what was there when there was only one penny? If you meet quintopia on the road, do not give him your piles; you can only have quintopia-nature when your piles are quintopia's piles without being given.
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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby ThirdParty » Tue Aug 11, 2015 2:48 pm UTC

Koanification seems to have stalled the thread. I dekoanify.

The pile contains itself, username5243's username, thirteen pennies, and quintopia.

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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby username5243 » Tue Aug 11, 2015 2:51 pm UTC

I put in ThirdParty to add to the forum members.

The pile contains itself, username5243's username, thirteen pennies, ThirdParty, and quintopia.
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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby SirGabriel » Tue Aug 11, 2015 5:09 pm UTC

I rearrange the pile.

The ThirdParty pile contains quintopia,, username5243's thirteen pennies,, and username itself.

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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby ThirdParty » Tue Aug 11, 2015 6:02 pm UTC

I take three from every forum member.

The nonpartisan pile contains twintopia, username5240's thirteen pennies, and username itself.

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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby username5243 » Tue Aug 11, 2015 6:07 pm UTC

I add in a chessboard and place a tribble and a mysterious beverage on it.

The nonpartisan pile contains twintopia, username5240's thirteen pennies, a chessboard (on which are a tribble (no, wait, there are 3 tribbles!), and a mysterious beverage), and username itself.
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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby Neil_Boekend » Tue Aug 11, 2015 7:06 pm UTC

I add a mismatched left parenthesis.

The nonpartisan pile contains twintopia, (username5240's thirteen pennies, a chessboard (on which are a tribble (no, wait, there are 3 tribbles!), and a mysterious beverage), and username itself.
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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby username5243 » Tue Aug 11, 2015 7:12 pm UTC

I remove the parenthesis and add an angry username5243 and a note.

The nonpartisan pile contains twintopia, username5240's thirteen pennies, an angry username5243, a note that says "I don't like unclosed parentheses, thank you", a chessboard (on which are 3 tribbles (no, wait, there are 9 tribbles!), and a mysterious beverage), and username itself.
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