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Postby bbctol » Fri May 18, 2007 9:38 pm UTC

You get an endless glass of Guiness. (Perhaps you meant "Guinness"?)

I wish this thread would go away, because I have work to do.

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Postby PtS » Fri May 18, 2007 9:39 pm UTC

Granted. But since it's endless you don't find any way to get anything out of it.

I wish I understood Chinese.

Edit: Heh. I was granting crazyjimbo's wish.
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Postby Rodan » Fri May 18, 2007 9:44 pm UTC

granted, but you only know the chinese words for "melon" "Dinosaur" and "molepeople"

I wish my elbows had big spikes on them...

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Postby Phenriz » Fri May 18, 2007 9:47 pm UTC

Granted, but those spikes are made of your own living bone, therefore whenever they hit something, it hurts like a mama-jama.

I wish i could be one of the first humans to visit Mars.
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Postby Rodan » Fri May 18, 2007 9:55 pm UTC

granted, but dude, next time, remember to put on your space suit.

I wish the mold between my toes would go away...

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Postby Phenriz » Fri May 18, 2007 9:58 pm UTC

Granted, but now it's traveling in your bloodstream.

i wish i could permanently change the color of my eyes, without causing irrevocable damage to my body.
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Postby Rodan » Fri May 18, 2007 10:01 pm UTC

granted, your body's fine, but your soul is cursed to endless torment.

I wish my eyebrows would be made of candy.

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Postby Belial » Fri May 18, 2007 10:02 pm UTC

Done. Now release the five year olds!

I want an extra liver.
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Postby Rodan » Fri May 18, 2007 10:05 pm UTC

granted, but it's attached to your shin.

I wish everybody would stop lying to me...

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Postby Rodan » Fri May 18, 2007 10:07 pm UTC

granted, but you're stuck inside it with no food....

I wish what I said two posts a go...
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Postby Phenriz » Fri May 18, 2007 10:07 pm UTC

Granted, but you can only tell lies from now on.

I wish for a giant hamster ball.

(quick delete your post and post it below this one, the balance must be preserved!)
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Postby ArchangelShrike » Fri May 18, 2007 10:07 pm UTC

Granted. [Edit: For the everyone to stop lying to me.]

I wish it was time for lunch break already.

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Postby Rodan » Fri May 18, 2007 10:08 pm UTC

I wish you hadn't deleted that post... now I look silly.

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Postby Phenriz » Fri May 18, 2007 10:09 pm UTC

Rodan wrote:I wish you hadn't deleted that post... now I look silly.

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Postby ZeroSum » Fri May 18, 2007 10:20 pm UTC

I wish someone would comment on my lame popping out of existence joke.

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Postby Rodan » Fri May 18, 2007 10:21 pm UTC

granted. What lame popping out of existence joke?

I wish my skin was blue.

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Postby ZeroSum » Fri May 18, 2007 10:23 pm UTC

Granted. You are now a second-class citizen and enslaved.

(Go read the canker sores wish.)

I wish I could make it both to SSX (in Irvine, CA, September 21-23) and the xkcd meetup (in Boston, MA, September 23) without emptying my bank account.

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Postby ArchangelShrike » Fri May 18, 2007 10:31 pm UTC

Granted. As soon as I make to Coachella and the xkcd meetup from Hawaii without breaking my account.

I wish for a plate of pad thai.

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Postby ZeroSum » Fri May 18, 2007 10:33 pm UTC

Granted. You cannot find chopsticks.

I wish more people would post here more quickly to alleviate my boredom.

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Postby bbctol » Fri May 18, 2007 10:38 pm UTC

Granted. Your computer explodes.

I wish I had a life. Actually, no, I don't.

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Postby cmacis » Fri May 18, 2007 10:39 pm UTC

EDIT:Granted, your life is confiscated.
I wish for lojban to be more widely understood.
li te'o te'a vei pai pi'i ka'o ve'o su'i pa du li no
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Postby bbctol » Fri May 18, 2007 10:41 pm UTC

Granted, you discover you're not that good at Lojban. (oh!)

I wish for peace, love, freedom, and happiness.

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Postby ZeroSum » Fri May 18, 2007 10:42 pm UTC

Granted. Until the weed runs out.

I wish for the Q powers.

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Postby cmacis » Fri May 18, 2007 10:49 pm UTC

You can only say "Q".


I wish for enough weed to make bbctol's plan viable, stored somewhere in Holland.
li te'o te'a vei pai pi'i ka'o ve'o su'i pa du li no

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QED is Latin for small empty box.

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Postby DonChubby » Fri May 18, 2007 10:50 pm UTC

Granted, your mind melts.

I wish i could listen to Beethoven's symphonies constantly.
Treason doth never prosper, what's the reason?
For if it prosper, none dare call it treason.
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Postby bbctol » Fri May 18, 2007 10:52 pm UTC

Granted, but only the version sung by me (and Ren, somewhat) in the music thread.

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Postby SpitValve » Fri May 18, 2007 11:07 pm UTC

Belial wrote:Done. Now release the five year olds!


That reminds me of an older thread :)

I wish I were a superhero.

Editted: subjunctive

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Postby ZeroSum » Fri May 18, 2007 11:08 pm UTC

Granted. You are the Tick.

I wish Jericho would be un-canceled.

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Postby SpitValve » Fri May 18, 2007 11:12 pm UTC

woo! The Tick is awesome.

Anyway, granted, but the show is now about the Biblical Jericho, and after the walls come down in the 2nd episode it follows the exploits of Joshua conquering the Promised Land.

Joshua is played by a platypus.

I wish I didn't need to pee right now.

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Postby Rodan » Fri May 18, 2007 11:17 pm UTC

granted. The pee has disappeared, tearing a hole in the space-time continuum, and producing a tear in reality inside your bladder.
Or, y'know, you peed your pants.

I wish it didn't hurt when I stabbed people with my pointy elbows.

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Postby DonChubby » Fri May 18, 2007 11:20 pm UTC

Granted, your elbows are now made out of jell-o.

I wish that the screen on my calculator wasn't borked.
Treason doth never prosper, what's the reason?

For if it prosper, none dare call it treason.

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Postby cmacis » Fri May 18, 2007 11:26 pm UTC

Granted, now it is fucked instead. It appears very similar, except that it will show graphic hardcore kinky porn in the most embarrassing moments.

I wish that this sentence is false.
li te'o te'a vei pai pi'i ka'o ve'o su'i pa du li no

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Postby bbctol » Fri May 18, 2007 11:28 pm UTC

Granted, except that "this sentence" refers to this sentence:
Cmacis did not almost kill this thread.

I wish for a pony.

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Postby Rodan » Fri May 18, 2007 11:28 pm UTC

granted. Hav fun with your new stick horse!

I wish that wallaby you guys gave me hadn't eaten me...

[edited because I was late...]
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Postby bbctol » Fri May 18, 2007 11:29 pm UTC

Granted. It tortured you viscerally.

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Postby Rodan » Fri May 18, 2007 11:30 pm UTC

I wish my wallaby friend would stop causing me pain...

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Postby ZeroSum » Fri May 18, 2007 11:31 pm UTC

Denied.

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Postby DonChubby » Fri May 18, 2007 11:31 pm UTC

Granted, it now rapes you instead (pleasantly, so it doesn't hurt)

I wish for something.
Treason doth never prosper, what's the reason?

For if it prosper, none dare call it treason.

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Postby Phenriz » Fri May 18, 2007 11:34 pm UTC

DonChubby wrote:I wish for something.


Granted, check your toilet.


I wish for a good ice rink, in houston.
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Postby bbctol » Fri May 18, 2007 11:37 pm UTC

Granted. Houston, Alaska.

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