Non-Sequitur Showdown.

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby flicky1991 » Wed Feb 22, 2017 9:52 pm UTC

Yum! Tobacco cake!
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Freddino18 » Thu Feb 23, 2017 1:36 am UTC

I thought it was mayonnaise...
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby ygh » Thu Feb 23, 2017 4:36 am UTC

If our universe had two time dimensions, would time signatures be complex numbers?
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby faubiguy » Thu Feb 23, 2017 4:38 am UTC

Your isosceles dynasty must then considered quasi-inconsistent with respect to each of the turquoise paraffin's disjunctive tensor prognoses.

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby LaserGuy » Thu Feb 23, 2017 4:40 am UTC

Donald Trump is Jesus.

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby faubiguy » Thu Feb 23, 2017 5:57 am UTC

flummoxing electrics, indeed

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby flicky1991 » Thu Feb 23, 2017 6:26 am UTC

I found out about your sister. Hooray!
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby faubiguy » Thu Feb 23, 2017 7:11 am UTC

The most obvious thing to try is adding 'the' to the name

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby flicky1991 » Thu Feb 23, 2017 7:16 am UTC

No toes allowed.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby faubiguy » Thu Feb 23, 2017 7:21 am UTC

Deep why bell wonder!

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby flicky1991 » Thu Feb 23, 2017 7:27 am UTC

hiugH h
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby faubiguy » Thu Feb 23, 2017 7:38 am UTC

Less than 5% of responses match the target demographic.

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby flicky1991 » Thu Feb 23, 2017 7:44 am UTC

Man, that punctuation is arousing.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby faubiguy » Thu Feb 23, 2017 7:49 am UTC

I'm not sure if it's actually linear, so that may not be possible.

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby flicky1991 » Thu Feb 23, 2017 7:50 am UTC

flicky1991 wrote:
flicky1991 wrote:I'll show you HARDCORE PORNOGRAPHY:

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby LaserGuy » Thu Feb 23, 2017 6:26 pm UTC

Software piracy makes Jabba the Hutt cry.

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby flicky1991 » Thu Feb 23, 2017 7:03 pm UTC

Ouch! That was tasty.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Freddino18 » Thu Feb 23, 2017 8:35 pm UTC

Freddino18 wrote:Image
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby flicky1991 » Thu Feb 23, 2017 10:14 pm UTC

Julia
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Freddino18 » Fri Feb 24, 2017 12:22 am UTC

Literally, the expression is Latin for "it does not follow."
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Feb 24, 2017 6:18 am UTC

Strong?
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby faubiguy » Fri Feb 24, 2017 7:05 am UTC

Very well, we shell commence immediately.

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Feb 24, 2017 7:15 am UTC

Come on in. The water's infested with a flesh-eating virus. :wink:
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Freddino18 » Fri Feb 24, 2017 2:30 pm UTC

GOOOOOOOOO, BLUE TEAM!!!
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby LaserGuy » Fri Feb 24, 2017 5:27 pm UTC

Three is a perfectly reasonable approximation for pi. I don't know what the big deal is about the rest of the digits.

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Freddino18 » Fri Feb 24, 2017 8:14 pm UTC

I can SMELL you!
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Feb 24, 2017 8:15 pm UTC

I just bought the entire continent of Africa. You've probably never heard of it.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Freddino18 » Fri Feb 24, 2017 8:34 pm UTC

I think there's not any tables in the lunch room.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby LaserGuy » Fri Feb 24, 2017 9:40 pm UTC

A sandwich is like the sun in that both taste good with mustard.

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Feb 24, 2017 11:01 pm UTC

:cry: :cry: :cry: :oops: :twisted: :o :cry: :mrgreen:
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Freddino18 » Sat Feb 25, 2017 2:18 am UTC

Scientists call this phenomenon TIDAL LOCKING.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby flicky1991 » Sat Feb 25, 2017 10:12 am UTC

It's how I stay pretty.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Freddino18 » Sat Feb 25, 2017 7:17 pm UTC

'Cause it taaaaste gooood.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby flicky1991 » Sat Feb 25, 2017 10:24 pm UTC

You comin' my way, lumberjill?
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Freddino18 » Mon Feb 27, 2017 8:10 pm UTC

"I like kids," the killer later told police.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby LaserGuy » Mon Feb 27, 2017 8:21 pm UTC

My Internet has been slow recently. Turns out it was because my router was actually a sleeping monkey.

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Freddino18 » Mon Feb 27, 2017 8:55 pm UTC

"Who did you date?"
"Oh, my God!"
"Is she pretty?"
"Yes."
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Freddino18 » Mon Feb 27, 2017 9:09 pm UTC

[sorry, this couldn't wait]

Are you a beaver?
Yes.
Does that mean you eat wood?
...
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby faubiguy » Mon Feb 27, 2017 9:24 pm UTC

'twas thence most portentous

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Feb 27, 2017 10:09 pm UTC

He looks like you! Not!
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