Non-Sequitur Showdown.

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby faubi » Mon Jan 01, 2018 5:44 pm UTC

Five, six, pick up sticks

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Ginger » Mon Jan 01, 2018 7:06 pm UTC

Seven, eight gonna stay up late. Nine, ten I'm awake again.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Jan 01, 2018 7:07 pm UTC

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Ginger » Mon Jan 01, 2018 7:09 pm UTC

I'm under arrest officer? Why? Reckless Sexiness? I object to these charges! *She is dragged away in handcuffs. Fuzzy pink handcuffs.*
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Jan 01, 2018 7:14 pm UTC

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby faubi » Mon Jan 01, 2018 7:19 pm UTC

Make sure to submit your report by 3 AM this afternoon, dear choir of the sun!

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby ObsessoMom » Mon Jan 01, 2018 7:31 pm UTC

Image
Spoiler:
non sequitur

The word absquatulate sounds as if it should be related to being retromingent, but it's not.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Jan 01, 2018 7:38 pm UTC

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby faubi » Mon Jan 01, 2018 7:49 pm UTC

Solve for x.

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Ginger » Mon Jan 01, 2018 7:58 pm UTC

ObsessoMom wrote:
Spoiler:
Image

Spoiler:
non sequitur

The word absquatulate sounds as if it should be related to being retromingent, but it's not.

The guy in the picture dropped his pen and now he needs to pick it up. I promise-promise I won't look at his manly behind while he retrieves his pen.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby faubi » Mon Jan 01, 2018 8:04 pm UTC

No, you need to fill the water cone instead. The amplitude is too low.

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby ObsessoMom » Mon Jan 01, 2018 8:46 pm UTC

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A shorter neo-classical poem by Machiavelli was 'On Occasion' (Dell'occasione), consisting of twenty-two lines of tercets. The text is a loose adaptation of an epigram (XXIII [XII]) by the late Latin poet Ausonius (d.c.395). In the first Florentine edition by the publisher Giunti (1549), the poem was described as a capitolo, but the only feature shared with the three capitoli [by Machiavelli] is its terza rima form. Tercets were the preferred equivalent of the widely used classical metrical form, the elegiac distich or stanza, a particular favorite of Ovid's, and employed by Ausonius in this epigram. Machiavelli's translation was dedicated to Filippo de' Nerli, and it conceivably constituted an allusive tribute to the grammar teacher whom the two friends, Machiavelli and Nerli, had had in common: Benedetto Riccardini. Riccardini's own teacher, Poliziano, had compared Ausonius's epigram with its Greek original on two separate occasions (in the first book of his Miscellanea and in his commentary on Statius), and it is possible that Machiavelli was here recalling lessons from Riccardini that the latter had in turn derived from Poliziano. [...] The subject of the poem -- seize the occasion -- represents a central theme of The Prince (Ch. VI, XXVI) and Discourses (II.xxix), although the lack of any concrete contemporary references or allusions renders unconvincing the attempt to connect the poem with a specific historical occasion (such as Lorenzo de' Medici's signorial aspirations in 1518). Machiavelli's poem concentrates Ausonius's diffuse text, reducing the original fourteen brief interchanges between the poet and goddesses Occasion and Penitence into a dialogue consisting of only four comments -- two brief questions by the poet and two longer replies by Occasion, eliminating Penitence as a speaker. The effect is enhanced dramatic intensity and greater force to the moral message.

(Robert Black, Machiavelli, pp. 198-9)

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Jan 01, 2018 9:15 pm UTC

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby faubi » Mon Jan 01, 2018 9:56 pm UTC

which attracts the rest of the ants automatically!

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Ginger » Mon Jan 01, 2018 10:04 pm UTC

Why-Why won't anyone think of the children? They need our loving guidance and motherly protections to save them from the evil invading ants' armies! *Flails helplessly for the children.*
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Jan 02, 2018 6:18 am UTC

Did you just touch my thigh?
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Ginger » Tue Jan 02, 2018 9:07 am UTC

Why Flicky even when I fantasize daily I'd never-ever I'm not even going there. Did the ENTIRE WORLD just stare at my pretty-pretty pink skirt-clad lady butt? I'm suing EVERYONE. </3
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Jan 02, 2018 12:49 pm UTC

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby faubi » Tue Jan 02, 2018 2:08 pm UTC

Can you order a replacement bulb?

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Ginger » Tue Jan 02, 2018 2:42 pm UTC

I am addicted to shopping: Clothes, games stuff, you name it I shop it. Save me oh Lord and Master Jesus. *Prays like a good good Christian girl.*
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby faubi » Tue Jan 02, 2018 4:58 pm UTC

It includes 3 additional varieties of fruit for extra flavor.

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Jan 02, 2018 7:00 pm UTC

If you're interested.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

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I regret to inform you that we were unable to recover your soul.

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby faubi » Tue Jan 02, 2018 7:08 pm UTC

Be still.

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby faubi » Tue Jan 02, 2018 8:23 pm UTC

Really, anything?

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

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Alone with a radio.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby faubi » Tue Jan 02, 2018 9:13 pm UTC

Don't be resentful.

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby ObsessoMom » Tue Jan 02, 2018 9:40 pm UTC

the 1982 Antelope Valley Fair and Alfalfa Festival

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby faubi » Tue Jan 02, 2018 9:53 pm UTC

Citation needed.

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Ginger » Tue Jan 02, 2018 9:55 pm UTC

I'm sorry but I can't hear you over the sound of how beautiful I am.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Jan 02, 2018 9:57 pm UTC

*shrugs boulders*
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby faubi » Tue Jan 02, 2018 11:51 pm UTC

This is not a democracy!

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby flicky1991 » Wed Jan 03, 2018 6:26 am UTC

I hired a baby.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Ginger » Wed Jan 03, 2018 7:10 am UTC

My new boss at work wears skirts so short I can almost see her cervix... I think she's a hooker. *Whispers gossip to her girly-girly high school lady-friends-things.*
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby flicky1991 » Wed Jan 03, 2018 7:48 am UTC

can't get out
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Ginger » Wed Jan 03, 2018 8:50 am UTC

Can't find a way to Switch Back. Can't go back home once you grow up and leave. Never-never-ever-ever. But you can come to G's house for a good time call 867-5309 lipstick kisses on the bathroom mirror and everything.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby flicky1991 » Wed Jan 03, 2018 12:46 pm UTC

What's that in the window?
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

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I walked.


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