Rap Battle Thread!

[Silvyr]

Your lines are stale,
You're a fail of a male.
I'll pump you full of lead
'Fore you get me in that bed.

Spoiler:

You know much of anything is fair game with me. I hope we didn't irritate our sizzling MC friend though...

[thecamoninja]

You know that if try to pull a gun on me, bitch
You'll be dead so fast that you'd think I'm a witch
No one's quicker than me with my finger on the trigger
So step the hell down now, or I'll shoot you with vigor

[BigBoss]

MC Camo, you betta step back
Cuz now you messin with Lil Biggy Mac
You think your cool you small time hack?
I could take you down, even if I was on crack

[thecamoninja]

Oh and I suppose that you think you're real cool
You can't even spell 'camouflage' right, what a tool
And that's not to mention you're horrible grammar
I'd say the mistake, but I'm-a hit you with this hammer

[videogamesizzle]

Yo, you know I'm cool with the "queer" thing and such
We're talkin' 'bout rap here, so I can't expect much.
Despite discrimination in the political climate,
The LGBT rights movement growin' stronger as of late.

Despite continued legislation to decrease rights for gays,
Social backlash brings us all back together in some ways
We stand strong against their hatred, we will stand up for what's right
You will never see us back down and we won't give up the fight.

Although opponents seem to just be getting stronger every day,
They got churches, and the right wing backing with them all the way.
We must show that hatred stemming from religion is no good
We're a secular-based government, this must be understood.

But despite all this oppression that is seen in every fight,
All supporters stand together and we show them all our might.
And it doesn't truely matter if you're straight or if you're gay,
All the people work together and we'll build a better day.

Mothafucka.

[thecamoninja]

Word, K-sizzle, you be the man with the rhymin'
Keep writing like that, you'll be on a cruise liner
And indeed there is truth in what you're saying
All these bible-thumping asses are just like hounds baying

They think they know what is right and what is wrong
I say they're douches, as I grin over my bong
Smokin' dope and havin' casual sex all the day
This is truly a very happy hippie way

But they call it sinful, don't knock it till you try it
If they would do pot just once, hell, I'd even buy it!
But no, they gotta follow all these laws and dumb rules
I say fuck the laws, this is where it's at, fools!

[videogamesizzle]

yeeeeaaahhhh...

Throw down the law books, pick up a blunt
Just one hit of this, they'll turn around back to front.
Run away from the cops, turn around, pass the joint,
Give a hit to the officer, you'll stay outta the joint.

[thecamoninja]

No officer, I really don't have any more pot
I smoked it all already, and I don't wanna get shot!
So please pt away your gun, and your taser, too
I don't want police brutality between me and you!

[Max2009]

I'm too lazy to catch up on all the crap
that I missed last night while I took a nap
So here's a good morning kick to your head
whoops, no violence, I got the wrong thread.

[thicknavyrain]

I'll meet yo' kick and raise you a slap,
Just woke? Doesn't matter, it's always time to rap,
I don't need violence to take you out of town,
You'll hit yourself, damn, you're as clumsy as a clown,

[Silvyr]

MC Camouflage, your all talk without the bite,
My dead grandmother could take you in a fight.

Y'all shoutin' bout yo' bongs,
Yo' weed, yo' pot, and blunts.
Ever stop to think you could be wrong,
You silly little cunts?

You complain about the police,
And that example you set fo' yo' neice?
C'mon dudes, clean up yo' acts.
We're the future, so let's have a little tact.

[thecamoninja]

MC Silver, I must say this truthfully:
Your rhymin' is done most horribly
How can you live when you got no skill?
I bet jerkin' off is your life's only thrill

[Silvyr]

Jerkin' off simply can't be done.
As far as a penis goes, I've got none.
Remember who you're talking to and get yo' facts straight,
You're never gonna bring me down, give it up mate.

[thecamoninja]

I use 'jerk off' to mean 'masturbate'
Gals can still do that, as of late
Although for you it might be hard to to it all ways
What with your vagina the size of a hallway

[KrazyerKate]

ho snap, Silvyr just got SERVED!

[thicknavyrain]

Just as well, my time's well spent,
I have a life so go get bent,
I keep shit rolling all the time
Working to keep my rhymes sublime

Jerkin' off, maybe that's all you do,
Your hands a limb and your girlfriend too,
You've got no worth, you're just shooting blanks,
When you try work and even when you wank.

Spoiler:

Hahahah. I would rap in my response, but I just got out of bed and frankly don't have the brain for it.

Go with my blessing, just stay out of serious discussions.

So it's all sorted, I'm ready to go
Just sit back, laugh and enjoy the show.

[videogamesizzle]

Awwww...
MC Rain in the hizzle-house again
Gonna rap across the fora, gonna show us where's he's been.
He finally got blessings from our master, Belial,
So now even if you hate Rain, you still gotta smile.

Spoiler:

humorous note: I somehow typed "fap across the fora" in the second line on accident.

[Silvyr]

Oh snap, you've got me there,
I've got tons of guys up in my sick affair.
Wait, hold up, stop the clock.
Are you sure I'm the one who deserves to be mocked?
That girl you described, she ain't me.
You're mum is one on a wild sex spree.

[thicknavyrain]

Well it can't be YOU because you're not getting some,
Hell, You end up having less sex than a nun,
You could try and wear nice clothes, maybe fix yo' hair,
but it won't help if you still look like a grizzly bear

Spoiler:

Here's a disclaimer, just to save a little time
Every time I work an insult into one of these rhymes
I honestly don't mean it, just part of the game
Besides, most of my insults are pretty lame

[Maseiken]

Aw shit now I must be crazy
else my mind gone all hazy
I come into this rappin' thread and find you all got lazy
These rhymes they ain't tight
They ain't what I like
I'm thinkin' this ain't even a rap fight.
Once you lay a beat, man you on my street
and you can beg me on yo' knees just to give you a feat.
But until you get a rapper who knows how to rap,
I think I can't be blamed for just sittin' right back.
Ain't none'a you turkeys got game to act back
And boys, you better know that this guy?
He ain't Slack!

Spoiler:

This just a slight margin
Befo' you come chargin'
you best be aware that my rhymes, they must be pardoned.
'cos I ain't never dissed a guy, meanin' what I was sayin',
Thee rappin' and rhymes, men this just me playin'
if I ever come at you with hurtin' on my mind,
man you'll know, from the cap in yo' behind.

[CueBall]

Let's checkit, what's going on in this thread?
tell you what to, damn well looks like it's dead,
I think it needs a little slice and dice,
so here's some advice, stay off o' the ice,
'cause I'm king of cool, and you know what they say,
what makes jack dull is all work and no play,
but what's work to you is just fun to me,
without even trying I wax lyrically.

[thicknavyrain]

Cool is just an adjective, don't thing you oughta use it,
Guy like you, a total square, you would just abuse it,
Don't confuse yo' arrogance for self esteem g,
You're rhymes aren't quite what they seem to be,
You just kick up synonyms and call them skills,
Trying to rack up lines like video game kills,
I agree though, thread's dying after a few days,
Maybe everyone tripped into the little hater's haze,
C'mon guys, I'm not even the best here,
So where'd all the rappers suddenly disappear?

[thecamoninja]

Eightball and Rain I would disagree this died
If it left the front page, you might have cried
But it's been here the whole damn time
So calm down now, there's been no crime

You don't know what you talkin' about
I don't know why you're so freaked out
I can only think that you must be addicted
This was not an outcome that I predicted

Have you considered getting pro help?
And I'm not talkin' 'bout no tiny whelp
You need the best doctor that there can be
Not sure if you know this, but you are crazy!

[Silvyr]

Dying comes close when referring to me,
Sick with the swine, I completely be.
Out of school. Home from work.
This virus is one helluva jerk.
Off to the doctor I was forced to go,
This sickness seems to have beat me fo' sho'.

[Kaeyn]

(this thread is hilarious )

[videogamesizzle]

(this thread is hilarious )

...Your line is nefarious
It needs to find a rhyme, or it hangs there, precarious
You can't be jumpin' in, messin' up the rhyme scheme
In the Rap Battle Thread, the beats reign supreme.

[thicknavyrain]

I gotta agree, you can't break the flow,
Either you rhyme or you just have to go,
This is a place for rappers to talk smack,
So when you've got a rhyme please come back,
That said, I guess it's become quite amusing,
What with all this forum abusing,
I still kind of wish we could do this out loud,
Drawing cheers and boos from a crowd.

[PumpkinKing]

I guess I'll just pick up the mic
and say rain, you don't know how to do it right
it's amazing how much my rhymes are superior
you're just like windows. inferior

Spoiler:

oh shit yo

[Mo-velocipede]

This thread's gettin' slow, be glad I came!
I may not be Nintendo, but I still got game.
When my raptor gang rides in on their bikes
The mediocre MCs better take long hikes
Even on the highway we don't need no mikes
'Cause our roars carry rhymes like guards carry pikes
When it comes to claws, you know you're beat
But we're here to love, not here to eat
(refrain sung by velociraptors)
If you think scooters aren't dope, you must be high
'Cause M. C. Moped's the quintessence of fly

[PumpkinKing]

sure your veolociraptors may be scary
but a real man would battle fairly
if you continue this shit might get hairy
thanks for posting another verse
it's just to bad it sounded so rehersed
but if you really want to revive this thread
then you need to get some better rhymes out that little head

[Mo-velocipede]

My rebuttal will be sweet, my rebuttal will be short:
If you're a man, you can settle your problem in court
But for raptors, the insults bounce of their scales
They don't need minds to tell their tales
Their Inspiration comes direct from the muse
You're the one who needs to fight not to lose.
Human minds are weak and creativity fickle,
But don't let the rap-river die to a trickle!
Fight back, fight hard! I know you can.
It's in your genetics. (Your mom was a man*).

*

Spoiler:

Last night in bed.

[PumpkinKing]

okay now wait a second just sit right here
im gonna make this shit quite clear
if you keep this up you'll know why im ph34r3d
im not really scared of raptors taht shit just ryhmed
if you send one after me then i think you're out of time

[thecamoninja]

Quite frankly, good sir
I wouldn't brag like you were
You're rhymin' is horrible
It makes me quite sorrowful
And you're rhythm is worse
I think I need a nurse
'Cause now I'm manic depressive
Your sucking is so impressive
And I just can't take it
That feeling, can't shake it
I'll now be haunted
By you're crap I'm daunted
It's just so bad
Now you're makin' me mad
But I'm no longer sad
The good times were had
But you failed just a tad
Now get ready to add-
Bullets plus your brain
You would be in pain
But you're already dead
Now I stomp on your head
I come out victorious
It's why I'm notorious
So just admit defeat
Or this I will repeat
But it'll be more offensive
You'll get all defensive
So just shut the hell up
Now, you're still a young pup

[Mo-velocipede]

Tee-hee MC Camo, yeah, you're one to talk!
Your rhymes are so torpid, you make the fora gawk.
If you really can bring down the rhyming hammer
And drop us some lines that'll make us stammer
Do it, but don't continue to banter.
Build up some cool, enough with the drool
You're making yourself look like a fool.
You're ridiculous ego gives you a gargantuan head,
But unless true talent returns this thread remains dead.

[thecamoninja]

Now see MC Moped, that rap was almost good
But a few lines ruined it more than they should
Maybe with some schoolin' in the way of the rhyme
It will pay off, but it'll take a long time

[PumpkinKing]

ninja, you really cant say shit
timings way off, need to learn to spit
if i had the time I'd tell you how you bore me
but its getting late now and I should be snoring

[PumpkinKing]

My apologies, I didn't give much to rebut
so i'll come back, and say that your moms a slut
really, last night i got behind her just to bust ass
but that shit was nasty so i finished up fast
she said "that was great PK. want'a go again just holler-
okay now that'll be a dollar"

[CueBall]

You guys, this thread is baser than base,
in my mouth weird it tastes, like akaline solution to the face,
and that's right, I dropped a beat yoda style,
take a while, try to consider the mile,
you'd have to cover to catch up to me in this thread,
I'm like a gun to the head, one move, and you're dead.

[thicknavyrain]

I'll start off noting that for a while,
This is the last post of mine in this style,
I've been rhyming for a week, averaging 3 posts a day,
Been round lots of the fora, and what can I say?
I rhymed and rapped, tried to maintain flow,
Gotta say, personally it's been quite the show,
This all started 'cause I wanted to prove,
I was able to maintain the rhyming groove,
But as I won't post here for some time,
Allow me to express the truth through rhyme,
S'true, maybe my rhymes weren't solid like steel,
But when it comes to rhyme, I can't help but feel,
That urge to step up to rhythmic endeavours,
If I do well great! If not...whatever,
So I announce my temporary leave from this thread,
But know this: My rhyming skills aren't quite dead.

[Plasma Man]

You had a rep, but now you leave
I'm gonna move in on your turf - believe
You can't compare when I start to rap
An' sign it off as Toker Mac.