Misquote-a-Wish!

[asiekierka]

Essentially a combination of 2 games.

Basically, someone wishes for something, then the granter misquotes it and then grants it in that form, probably saying the outcome as well.

For example:

Spoiler:

PERSON 1: I wish I was straight!

PERSON 2:

I wish i was totally gay!

Granted, you now love all the men in this universe.

I wish I was good at maths!

...

So, I wish I was mentally insane!

[chridd]

So, I wish every statement I made was inane!

Granted. You are now extremely close to a cat all the ti-KITTIES!

I wish people would stop misquoting me and corrupting my wishes.

[poxic]

I wish people would misquote me and corrupt my wishes.

Granted!

I wish the whole world was at war.

[BigBoss]

No. We already have a corrupt a wish thread. viewtopic.php?f=14&t=5343&p=1879871&hilit=corrupt+a+wish#p1879871

[thecamoninja]

...Did you even read the rules, Matt? This is significantly different than corrupt-a-wish

I wish the whole world was at war, and everyone killed POWs by torturing them to death

Granted, you are the first POW captured

I wish that my guinea pig did not have horrible death claws.

[chridd]

No. We already have a misquote the previous poster thread.

We also have a corrupt-the-wish thread, too.

I wish that my guinea pig had horrible death claws.

Granted. He/she used them against you.

I wish the avatars would display.

[asiekierka]

Well, this combines two forum game ideas into one!

I wish no avatars would display.

Granted, now you can't see anyone's avatar. You miss the funny ones and suicide.

I wish this wish was misquoted.

[KrazyerKate]

I wish this wish was misquoted.

granted. you've now broken space-time through your paradox.

I wish that you would JUST SHUT UP.

[asiekierka]

I wish that I would JUST SHUT UP

Granted, you can't talk now.

I wish everyone loved this thread.

[chridd]

I wish everyone hated this thread.

Granted. Now no one corrupts or misquotes your wish, and you become very bored.
Oh, wait...
Well, I'm not enjoying making this post. (maybe)

I wish people would stop using smilies.

[Max2009]

I wish people would stop using similes.

Granted. Your posts are now as interesting as cheese.

I wish somebody understood what I meant.

[KrazyerKate]

I wish somebody understood what I meat.

hmmph mph thmm nmmn mhmn mhmmnmm.

[chridd]

mhhtm htm pmhh ŋhhŋ hmhŋ hmhhŋhh.

Granted. Nnmmph hhmmmnsnssst urrrruuuuucccchhhhhhhhhxxxxllllmmmmmnnnntttt!

I wish I could speak parseltongue.

[boring bore]

I wish I could speak about parceling tongues.

Granted. People think you're gross, and the cows come and kill you in their sleep.

...I'm new at both of these games, as you can tell...

[chridd]

...I'm good at both of these games, as you can tell...

Granted. But you forgot to make a wish.

I wish everyone would actually make a wish in this thread.

[GrantSolar]

I wish everyone would actually take a fish to bed.

Granted, we're all... pescaphiliacs(???)

I wish mac's had a right-click

[chridd]

I wish Macs had a double-click

Granted, but the double-click speed is set so fast that you can't open anything.

I wish more different people would post in this thread.

[Buddha]

I wish everyone would actually take a fish to bed.

Granted, we're all... pescaphiliacs(???)

I wish mac's had a right-click

icthyophiliacs.

I wish no new people would post in this thread.

Granted, the thread rapidly devolves into rehashing the same wishes.

I wish that North Korea would stop threatening to use nukes they won't have for another four years at least.

[chridd]

I wish that North Korea would stop threatening to use nukes they've had for the last four years at least.

Granted. They actually use them instead.

Granted, the thread rapidly devolves into rehashing the same wishes.

I wish more different people would post in this thread.

[Vohu Manah]

I wish more different people would throw large butcher knives at me.

Well, if you insist...

I wish for a notepad that would never run out of paper.

[asiekierka]

I wish for a notepad that would always run out of paper.

A pretty weird wish, but... Ok. Now you can't write love letters to your girlfriend and you cry in tears. You die out of the lack of water in your body.

I wish all wishes were misquoted.

[Col. Mustard]

I wish all fishes were wax coated.

Granted, all the fish are dead...Happy now?

I wish the fish weren't dead.

[Max2009]

I wish the fish were in bed.

Granted you icthyophiliac, but that's a really weird fetish.

Also, how the hell do you pronounce that?

I wish people would be more original.

[Phrozt]

I wish people would be more organal.

Granted, everyone now has 12 pancreases, 34 livers and 3 lungs (in each cheek of their butt).

I wish everyone liked techno and life was one big rave.

[chridd]

I wish everyone liked technology and life everyone was in a rage.

Granted. Now they use that technology to do bad things and stuff.

I wish I could come up with a good wish.

[Buddha]

I wish I could hook up with a good fish.

Granted, but slowly you drive him away until finally he leaves you to return to his high school sweetheart the squid.
ICK*THEE*OH*FEEL*EE*ACKS

I wish we could misquote people without turning to bestiality puns.

[boring bore]

I wish we could quote people who make beastly puns.

Denied. As we all know, there is basically no such thing as a good pun.

I wish that I wouldn't waste so much time on this forum.

[chridd]

I wish that I wouldn't waste so much thyme on this forum.

Granted. You now run out of every seasoning except thyme.

I wish people would stop talking about fish.

[Vohu Manah]

I wish people would start talking about fish.

Just to be koi, I will for the halibut. Did I mention the Carp of Good Hope?

I wish for a better drumset.

[Max2009]

I wish for a better mindset.

Granted. It's set in quick drying cement.

I wish people would appreciate bad puns.

[Phrozt]

I wish people would deprecate bed pans.

Granted, now everyone just straight shits the bed.

I wish it was illegal for fat women to buy g-strings.

[MildCore]

I wish it was law that all fat women had to buy and wear g-strings.

Granted. Good luck with that one.

[Buddha]

I wish for an endless supply of time.

[Vohu Manah]

I wish for an relentless reply of time.

time
time
time +2
time²
time⁵⁶
TIME

I wish for an endless supply of thyme.

[chridd]

I wish for an endless supply of rhymes.

Granted. You get a rhyming dictionary you can touch, and you now use rhymes so much, that no one takes you seriously and everyone looks at you curiously.

I wish posts could contain more than 60000 characters.

[boring bore]

I wish pork would contain more than 60000 calories—per serving!

Granted. But the consequence are obvious. People suffer, the pork economy suffers, everything is just "oh noooo i'm super fat now!!!!"

I wish for a billion.

[Phrozt]

I wish for a bouillon.

Here you go!



I wish for more caffeine!

[FCN]

I wish for more taffy!

You sure do enjoy your taffy! Unfortunately, with your mouth now permanently full of taffy, no one can understand anything that you say. Probably just asking for some more taffy.

I wish I had a twelve-inch pianist.

[Max2009]

I wish I had a twelve-fingered pianist.

Granted. She is able to play so much faster and better than anybody else in the world, or in history. She goes on world tours donating all the money she earns to help save starving children and end wars.
Unfortunately the strain is too much for her and she has a psychotic breakdown.
The whole world reverts to a worse state than before.

I wish for a new laptop.

[Ocean]

I wish for a new laptop.

You get a shiny new laptop! But, it does have Vista. Poor you.

I wish for shiny things! =)