IE is so slow to load that it took more than 15 sec to start typing this. I had the forum up with mindy logged in before 15 secs were up, though - does that count?
A hat?
Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?
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No hats, but I think it does.
A better browser for mindy?
A better browser for mindy?
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Chrome mobile browser (incognito mode, so I didn't have to log out first).
Furniture that was purchased from a thrift store?
Furniture that was purchased from a thrift store?
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I don't think so.
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?
I have a tiny jar of it in the fridge.
Something 3D printed?
Something 3D printed?
Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?
Sadly not, though I feel like I must have had one at some point.
An individually wrapped chocolate?
An individually wrapped chocolate?
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No, but now I want chocolate. 
A tissue?
A tissue?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?
Yes.
A bean?
A bean?
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Yes. A bowl of them in fact.
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Yes. A bunch even.
A laser?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?
It would take me a lot longer than 15 seconds to figure out whether my mouse uses a laser. I can't think of anything else in the room that would.
Something which weighs almost exactly 5 pounds?
Something which weighs almost exactly 5 pounds?
Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?
Depends how "almost", but in any case it would take me more than fifteen seconds to verify that I'm successful. So, no.
It would be easier if I had a set of exercise weights, but why would I want that?
A startup disk (for any operating system) for a computer you have?
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It would be easier if I had a set of exercise weights, but why would I want that?
A startup disk (for any operating system) for a computer you have?
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Yup. Have one for Zorin OS. Computer’s broken though...
Floss?
Floss?
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i got so much floss its not even funny.
electricity?
electricity?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?
I wont try to grab it though.
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No.
A mother?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?
Yes apparently.
A landline phone.
A landline phone.
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Yes.
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A floppy disk?
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Yup. Bunches.
A working machine that can read a floppy disk?
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A working machine that can read a floppy disk?
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I don't think so...
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Doubtful.
A coaster with a 1903 Cadillac on it
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?
...No.
Something with the logo of your school/workplace on it.
Something with the logo of your school/workplace on it.
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I can indeed, at a casual stroll (work shirt or jacket)
a kitten?
a kitten?
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Nope.
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?
No.
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?
Nada.
Something you've personally repaired?
Something you've personally repaired?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?
Yep. Some things better than other things.
Something you personally built from scratch? (FSVO "scratch")
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Something you personally built from scratch? (FSVO "scratch")
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My daughter? Although I think I'd have to admit my contribution was limited and my wife did most of the heavy lifting, for the first nine months at least...
Home-made baked products?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?
No.
A loved one?
A loved one?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?
Multiple members of my family are less than 15 seconds away. 
A prosthetic body part?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?
No, but now I'll never think of the phrase "part of the family" in the same way again.
A ray of sunshine?
A ray of sunshine?
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Do the stars count? Or reflection of light off the moon?
A towel?
A towel?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?
Yes. Who is ever without one?
An LED that is not part of a device?
Jose
An LED that is not part of a device?
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I like to have one on case of emergencies.
A muffin?
A muffin?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?
What kind of emergency is solved by having an isolated LED at hand?
Muffin? Yeah, I was about to eat one the first time I saw the post; there's still a stack of English muffins right in the kitchen. 'twould take more than fifteen seconds to toast, but untoasted it's still a muffin.
A snow shovel?
Jose
Muffin? Yeah, I was about to eat one the first time I saw the post; there's still a stack of English muffins right in the kitchen. 'twould take more than fifteen seconds to toast, but untoasted it's still a muffin.
A snow shovel?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?
In case my car dies at night and my phone battery is dead. I keep an led flashlight in my car, one by my bed, and one in my bag at all times.
It's summer! Don't need a snow shovel 15 seconds away.
A hankerchief?
It's summer! Don't need a snow shovel 15 seconds away.
A hankerchief?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?
An LED flashlight doesn't count as a solitary LED not in any device. The flashlight is the device. Unless you carry an LED and a watch battery, and put them together when you need light.
Handkerchief? Yup, in my pocket.
A (live) chicken?
Jose
Handkerchief? Yup, in my pocket.
A (live) chicken?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?
Definitely not.
A karaoke machine, or a karaoke-style videogame, or anything that has some kind of built-in karaoke functionality?
A karaoke machine, or a karaoke-style videogame, or anything that has some kind of built-in karaoke functionality?
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only if you count computers as karaoke machine
a bag of chips that's nearly empty?
a bag of chips that's nearly empty?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?
Nope.
A microphone that's not attached to another device?
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