Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby faubi » Wed Feb 14, 2018 11:54 pm UTC

Yes.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby emlightened » Thu Feb 15, 2018 6:18 am UTC

Yep!

A domino?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Ginger » Thu Feb 15, 2018 6:33 am UTC

Indeed. We have spare dominoes in our chests of children's games.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby ucim » Thu Feb 15, 2018 1:52 pm UTC

Ginger wrote:A diploma from a colleges?
It would take me more than fifteen seconds to figure out how many diplomas and how many colleges are involved.

And - is that an African college or a European one? :)

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Freddino18 » Thu Feb 15, 2018 6:06 pm UTC

I am in the engineering room of my school. Of course I can find that.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Tillian » Fri Feb 16, 2018 3:30 pm UTC

If course notes count, yes. I even have a couple of course descriptions/assignment sheets.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby phillip1882 » Fri Feb 16, 2018 5:48 pm UTC

haven't found a partner yet.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Feb 16, 2018 7:34 pm UTC

Nope.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby slinches » Fri Feb 16, 2018 8:20 pm UTC

I have a "Certificate of Recognition" right here for being hired over ten years ago and not getting fired or quitting since then.

A paystub?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Feb 16, 2018 8:26 pm UTC

I can get upstairs to my room in 15 seconds, so yes. Not going to bother though.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby phillip1882 » Fri Feb 16, 2018 8:32 pm UTC

not anybody's birthday recently so no.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby slinches » Fri Feb 16, 2018 8:34 pm UTC

I can stamp my foot, but there are no postage, ink or embossing stamps around that I can find that quickly.

Stamped sheet metal?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Feb 16, 2018 8:41 pm UTC

Nope.

Something handwritten in Chinese letters?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby slinches » Fri Feb 16, 2018 11:37 pm UTC

Nope.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Feb 16, 2018 11:40 pm UTC

Nope.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby slinches » Fri Feb 16, 2018 11:41 pm UTC

I have a microUSB cable and a computer that I'm typing at, so yes.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Feb 16, 2018 11:42 pm UTC

Nope.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby slinches » Fri Feb 16, 2018 11:47 pm UTC

No, but I have a toy that I can pretend is a robot.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby ucim » Sat Feb 17, 2018 5:49 am UTC

I imagined I had a friend, and he punched me in the nose. Does that count?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby flicky1991 » Sat Feb 17, 2018 10:11 am UTC

My brother is less than 15 seconds away. :D

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Ginger » Sat Feb 17, 2018 2:00 pm UTC

Yes I got like five of 'em living in the same house as me so less than fifteen seconds needed.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby flicky1991 » Sat Feb 17, 2018 2:02 pm UTC

I don't have either. :cry:

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby slinches » Sun Feb 18, 2018 12:08 am UTC

Yes, a work security badge.

A badger?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby flicky1991 » Sun Feb 18, 2018 12:24 am UTC

Nope.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby heuristically_alone » Sun Feb 18, 2018 12:41 am UTC

Does a pair of underwear count?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby flicky1991 » Sun Feb 18, 2018 12:52 am UTC

Nope.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby heuristically_alone » Sun Feb 18, 2018 1:59 am UTC

No need. I make no mistakes.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby faubi » Sun Feb 18, 2018 2:21 am UTC

I'm afraid not.

A plush toy?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby slinches » Sun Feb 18, 2018 7:19 am UTC

If I can wrestle a toy squirrel from my dog quick enough, then yes.


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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Ginger » Sun Feb 18, 2018 7:24 am UTC

Here's my pretty princess queenie doggy--No, don't lick my face, lady!

An item of sentimental feels?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby ucim » Sun Feb 18, 2018 4:17 pm UTC

An origami ball hanging on the lamp.

Foreign currency?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Tillian » Sun Feb 18, 2018 4:20 pm UTC

I finally packed up all that loose Euro change in a ziplock back yesterday. It's right next to me.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby heuristically_alone » Sun Feb 18, 2018 10:24 pm UTC

Tax documents.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby emlightened » Sun Feb 18, 2018 10:25 pm UTC

Yep!

A picture you dislike?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby heuristically_alone » Sun Feb 18, 2018 10:30 pm UTC

If a picture on my phone counts.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby faubi » Mon Feb 19, 2018 5:07 am UTC

Nope, cant get out to car quickly enough.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby slinches » Mon Feb 19, 2018 6:24 pm UTC

Yes, there's some over by the coffee maker.

caffeinated beverages?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Feb 19, 2018 6:27 pm UTC

My dad is drinking tea right near me.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Peaceful Whale » Mon Feb 19, 2018 7:08 pm UTC

Nope.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Feb 19, 2018 7:24 pm UTC

Form? What, like, would it count if I drew a picture? Because if so then yes.

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