Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby ObsessoMom » Thu Nov 16, 2017 10:38 pm UTC

I wish.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby flicky1991 » Thu Nov 16, 2017 10:40 pm UTC

Not that I know of.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby faubiguy » Thu Nov 16, 2017 11:14 pm UTC

Yes; I'm sitting right next to my bed right now.

A globe?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby ObsessoMom » Fri Nov 17, 2017 9:30 am UTC

Yup! It's a souvenir from my having homeschooled my kids (now both in college, studying science) until high school. That was so fun! I highly recommend it. Unless you're homeschooling in order to keep your kids from finding out that the Bible isn't a science book, in which case...no, I don't recommend homeschooling for you.

A Bible or a science book? (True Boolean "or" there)

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Nov 17, 2017 9:32 am UTC

A Brief History of Time!

Non-human-animal droppings?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby somitomi » Fri Nov 17, 2017 9:54 am UTC

Knowing this part of the city, it might be possible, but I'm not going to try...

Non-human animal food?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby faubiguy » Fri Nov 17, 2017 3:53 pm UTC

Nope.

A non-human animal?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby SirGabriel » Fri Nov 17, 2017 4:24 pm UTC

faubiguy wrote:A non-human animal?

Not sure where the dogs are at the moment, but I'm sure I can find them within 15 seconds, it's not a very big house.

somitomi wrote:Non-human animal food?

Probably not, there must be some in the house but I have no idea where.

A sword?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Jumble » Fri Nov 17, 2017 5:09 pm UTC

Three fencing foils, two katanas and a naval sabre within 15 seconds.

A bow (as in 'and arrow', not the knot)
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Nov 17, 2017 6:26 pm UTC

Nope.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby SirGabriel » Fri Nov 17, 2017 8:38 pm UTC

Jumble wrote:A bow (as in 'and arrow', not the knot)

Two of them, right next to the replica sword (the real sword is in the other room).

flicky1991 wrote:A packet of eggs?

Is that just the British term for a carton of eggs? We have a carton of eggs in the fridge.

Something that is designed to be set on fire?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Suzaku » Sat Nov 18, 2017 3:30 am UTC

Nope.

Something not designed to be set on fire but that you'd like to anyway?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby phillip1882 » Mon Nov 20, 2017 11:10 pm UTC

my cpu sometimes. nah its a good gal.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby ArguablyDerek » Mon Nov 20, 2017 11:50 pm UTC

I would have been able to if my phone was already unlocked.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Nov 21, 2017 12:02 am UTC

Can't think of anything like that.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby faubiguy » Tue Nov 21, 2017 3:19 am UTC

No.

A pendulum?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Nov 21, 2017 8:42 am UTC

Nope.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby patzer » Tue Nov 21, 2017 4:54 pm UTC

Definitely not. My quickest way to get that would be by walking to the nearest supermarket (which is over a mile away).

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby faubiguy » Tue Nov 21, 2017 7:33 pm UTC

Nope, I can't get to the parking lot stories down that quickly.

A CRT display?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby slinches » Tue Nov 21, 2017 9:49 pm UTC

There are a few in the building, but none close enough to get to in 15 seconds.

An 8 segment LCD?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby somitomi » Tue Nov 21, 2017 10:00 pm UTC

Nope, the 8-segment displays within my reach are all LED or vacuum fluorescent displays.

A display type I didn't mention above?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby slinches » Tue Nov 21, 2017 10:33 pm UTC

It would take me more than 15s to look that up, so no. I do have a Quad HD Super AMOLED display in my pocket, though.

An eyepiece not attached to an instrument?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby ucim » Wed Nov 22, 2017 1:48 am UTC

I have binoculars and a hammer dulcimer, I can reach both in fifteen seconds, and they are not attached to each other. I have a microscope I can reach in fifteen seconds, but I don't know how easy it would be to remove the eyepiece.

A portable acoustic musical instrument?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby somitomi » Wed Nov 22, 2017 4:45 pm UTC

A guitar is pretty portable.

A musical instrument you need a moving truck and two burly men to transport?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby SirGabriel » Wed Nov 22, 2017 5:41 pm UTC

Yes, we have a piano.

A potato?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby slinches » Wed Nov 22, 2017 6:35 pm UTC

Not a whole one, but I just finished eating fried potatoes.


Something battered and fried that is not traditionally fried?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby flicky1991 » Wed Nov 22, 2017 6:35 pm UTC

Yes, I can produce nothing.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby slinches » Wed Nov 22, 2017 6:37 pm UTC

No, but I produced a Flickninja.

A katana?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby flicky1991 » Wed Nov 22, 2017 6:41 pm UTC

Nope.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby slinches » Wed Nov 22, 2017 6:55 pm UTC

Car keys? Not exactly. I have one car key in my pocket (on a ring along keys for several other things), though.

a cryptographic key token?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby patzer » Wed Nov 22, 2017 10:01 pm UTC

Don't think so. (Unless that long string of letters and numbers that sometimes appears in a url after logging into a website like this one counts?)

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby ArguablyDerek » Wed Nov 22, 2017 10:11 pm UTC

Don't think I've ever earned one.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby ucim » Thu Nov 23, 2017 2:20 am UTC

Slang or otherwise? In any case, there is kielbasa in the freezer.

Something framed that is not (on) paper, cloth, or canvas?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby slinches » Sat Nov 25, 2017 8:15 pm UTC

I have a framed mirror in the other room. I also have a dog who is routinely framed by the other dog for chewing stuff up.

Sports team apparel of some kind?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby somitomi » Sun Nov 26, 2017 5:12 pm UTC

Nope.

A flexagon?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby ArguablyDerek » Fri Dec 01, 2017 11:16 pm UTC

Not for many years.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Suzaku » Fri Dec 01, 2017 11:23 pm UTC

My mouse has one wheel and I had my hand on it while reading the question.

Something servo actuated?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby ucim » Sat Dec 02, 2017 4:54 am UTC

My car has remote door locks and such; there are servos of some sort in the system.

A blank rectangular sheet of paper that is not either A4 or 8.5x11 in.?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby phillip1882 » Sat Dec 02, 2017 11:03 am UTC

got a movie ticket on my counter. one side is blank.

a mouse trap?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby flicky1991 » Sat Dec 02, 2017 11:06 am UTC

Nope.

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