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Re: Smash posessions and stomp around much

Postby BigBoss » Thu Apr 16, 2009 8:19 pm UTC

*smashes guitar over my own head, gets knocked unconcious and passes out on floor.*
You don't give up hope just because something's hopeless. You cover up your ears, and talk really loud.

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Re: Smash posessions and stomp around much

Postby thecamoninja » Thu Apr 16, 2009 8:19 pm UTC

*lights Matt ablaze*
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Re: Smash posessions and stomp around much

Postby tina-mat » Thu Apr 16, 2009 8:21 pm UTC

Now, now. There's no need to resort to murder.

*donates Camoninja*
*smashes Camoninja*
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Re: Smash posessions and stomp around much

Postby BigBoss » Thu Apr 16, 2009 8:22 pm UTC

*wakes up, rolls around to put out fire* *runs over camoninja with lawnmower*
You don't give up hope just because something's hopeless. You cover up your ears, and talk really loud.

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Re: Smash posessions and stomp around much

Postby thecamoninja » Thu Apr 16, 2009 8:23 pm UTC

Yeah, I decided donating stuff was stupid

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Re: Smash posessions and stomp around much

Postby BigBoss » Thu Apr 16, 2009 8:24 pm UTC

*throws flaming lawnmower at camo*
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Re: Smash posessions and stomp around much

Postby tina-mat » Thu Apr 16, 2009 8:25 pm UTC

*donates the rule of donating to the thread*

Do what you will.
Maybe a fool that neglects the lilies of FG.
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Re: Smash posessions and stomp around much

Postby thecamoninja » Thu Apr 16, 2009 8:25 pm UTC

*ducks*
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Re: Smash posessions and stomp around much

Postby aging.child » Fri Apr 17, 2009 2:06 am UTC

oooooo. This looks fun.

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Re: Smash posessions and stomp around much

Postby DrStalker » Thu Apr 30, 2009 2:26 am UTC

*picks up laptop and slams it down ont
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Re: Smash posessions and stomp around much

Postby Bartimaeus » Thu Apr 30, 2009 2:30 am UTC

*smashes phone through laptop's monitor part*

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Re: Smash posessions and stomp around much

Postby tina-mat » Mon May 04, 2009 10:17 pm UTC

Stomps around much.
Maybe a fool that neglects the lilies of FG.
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Re: Smash posessions and stomp around much

Postby darkspork » Mon May 04, 2009 10:56 pm UTC

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Re: Smash posessions and stomp around much

Postby Bulvox » Wed May 06, 2009 9:44 pm UTC

*Hulks out and starts smashing the ground*
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Re: Smash posessions and stomp around much

Postby Bartimaeus » Thu May 07, 2009 1:31 am UTC

*throws big desktop PC that is far too heavy to lift out window*

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Re: Smash posessions and stomp around much

Postby videogamesizzle » Sat Nov 14, 2009 6:48 am UTC

*bumps thread, then throws it out the window*
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Re: Smash posessions and stomp around much

Postby thecamoninja » Sat Nov 14, 2009 6:49 am UTC

*stomps around some more*
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Re: Smash posessions and stomp around much

Postby videogamesizzle » Sat Nov 14, 2009 6:53 am UTC

*smashes various possessions*
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Re: Smash posessions and stomp around much

Postby thecamoninja » Sat Nov 14, 2009 6:54 am UTC

*lights stuff ablaze*
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Re: Smash posessions and stomp around much

Postby videogamesizzle » Sat Nov 14, 2009 7:00 am UTC

*generally makes a mess of things*
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Re: Smash posessions and stomp around much

Postby thecamoninja » Sat Nov 14, 2009 7:04 am UTC

*generally makes a mess of YOUR FACE*
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Re: Smash posessions and stomp around much

Postby videogamesizzle » Sat Nov 14, 2009 7:10 am UTC

OH SNAP
I can't just take that.

Freestyle. Now.

*lays down phat beats, yo*
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Re: Smash posessions and stomp around much

Postby thecamoninja » Sat Nov 14, 2009 7:13 am UTC

Beat this:
I'm a man on a mission, rhyme vigilante!
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Re: Smash posessions and stomp around much

Postby videogamesizzle » Sat Nov 14, 2009 7:16 am UTC

...actually I'm no good at raps.

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Re: Smash posessions and stomp around much

Postby thecamoninja » Sat Nov 14, 2009 7:17 am UTC

Neither am I, I just copypasted.
We should totally start a forum rap battle, though. That would be awesome!
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Re: Smash posessions and stomp around much

Postby videogamesizzle » Sat Nov 14, 2009 7:19 am UTC

This seems like a place that would be crawling with good rappers!

*absentmindedly stomps about*
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Re: Smash posessions and stomp around much

Postby thecamoninja » Sat Nov 14, 2009 7:22 am UTC

I'm just saying, you know? I doesn't even have to be good rap. Watch, I'll freestyle some right now:

You are totally gay and you're mother is a whore
I serve in the awesome army, going on my next tour
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Re: Smash posessions and stomp around much

Postby videogamesizzle » Sat Nov 14, 2009 7:28 am UTC

Cool, cool...

You're mother's so fat it's a serious condition
she should talk to a doctor, and diet in addition


BITCH
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Re: Smash posessions and stomp around much

Postby thecamoninja » Sat Nov 14, 2009 7:33 am UTC

You're a weakling and a coward, you can't bench two pounds
I'm so goddamn ripped that I can throw the whole gym around
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Re: Smash posessions and stomp around much and also freestyle

Postby videogamesizzle » Sat Nov 14, 2009 7:42 am UTC

I strut down the street with gangster-like style
I'm hip and I'm cool...er than you by a mile.

DAYUM
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Re: Smash posessions and stomp around much

Postby thecamoninja » Sat Nov 14, 2009 7:45 am UTC

It's possible that you're hip, and maybe also cool
But I'm so fuckin' hot that I'll burn your eyes out , fool!
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Re: Smash posessions and stomp around much and also freestyle

Postby videogamesizzle » Sat Nov 14, 2009 7:51 am UTC

Boy, you can't match my style so get out of the race
I said stand down, man, or I'm fuckin' up your face!
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Re: Smash posessions and stomp around much

Postby thecamoninja » Sat Nov 14, 2009 7:53 am UTC

You tell me 'stand down', like we in the army, bitch
Well I don't see no medals pinned onto your damn wrist
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Re: Smash posessions and stomp around much

Postby videogamesizzle » Sat Nov 14, 2009 7:59 am UTC

I wouldn't stick 'em on my wrist, they'd be sittin' on my chest
But you know you'll never get that far so give it a rest
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Re: Smash posessions and stomp around much

Postby thecamoninja » Sat Nov 14, 2009 8:00 am UTC

It seems to me like this is taking you one hell of a damn long time
Your rappin' may be better, but you take forever to rhyme!
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Re: Smash posessions and stomp around much

Postby videogamesizzle » Sat Nov 14, 2009 8:10 am UTC

I'm sorry that my rhyming is far too slow for you
But man this is the internet, so whatchu gonna do?
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Re: Smash posessions and stomp around much

Postby thecamoninja » Sat Nov 14, 2009 8:14 am UTC

You wanna know what I am gonna do, fool?
I'm gonna keep rhymin' and abusin' 'till it gets through to you:
I am superior, and you are the worst
And pretty damn soon you gonna be in a hearse
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Re: Smash posessions and stomp around much

Postby videogamesizzle » Sat Nov 14, 2009 8:19 am UTC

I surrendur! I give! I can't go on, man!
I mean it's like
two in the morning. My brain is shot for rhymes.
Er... Peace?

*resumes stomping*
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Re: Smash posessions and stomp around much

Postby thecamoninja » Sat Nov 14, 2009 8:24 am UTC

Aw, man, but I was just gettin' in the groove
Don't ruin it now, I'm still bustin' sick moves!
Why you gotta be so damn uncreative?
You might as well just have swallowed a sedative!
This is total bull-shit, my man
I oughta pick you up and dump you in a trash can!
Who cares if it's past two in the morning
it's three over here, you don't see me mourning!
I guess I just have to know a lost cause
But you disappoint me man, now I'm waitin' till the ice thaws!
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Re: Smash posessions and stomp around much

Postby videogamesizzle » Sat Nov 14, 2009 8:32 am UTC

AWWWWW fuck yo' shit, man! Just because it's three
You get up in my face say you better than me?
I've still got a few rhymes, and I know how to flow,
But you step up in my grill and Imma throw you to the flo'.
You forget that I'm white, so my rappin' sucks by default
so with sleep deprivation you can hardly call it my fault.
What say we throw this shit behind us, raise up a glass;
we the least gangsta rappers but still we bad-ass.
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