Vending machine!

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby bug sniper » Tue May 29, 2018 7:05 am UTC

Out comes a cassette tape with a high-pitched recording of the balloon song.

In goes almost but not quite nothing (a food crumb).
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby somitomi » Tue May 29, 2018 6:14 pm UTC

Out comes a complete simulation of the universe extrapolated from a crumb.

I insert 20 dollars and my self-respect
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Tue May 29, 2018 6:19 pm UTC

You get a game.

I insert my nose.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby marionic » Wed May 30, 2018 12:53 pm UTC

You get a bruise on your nose.

I insert a claw from a claw machine.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Wed May 30, 2018 10:24 pm UTC

You get Mr. Klaw.

I insert a superfluous punctuation mark.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby marionic » Tue Jun 05, 2018 5:34 pm UTC

You get )

I insert a crystal ball.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Jun 05, 2018 6:26 pm UTC

You get a tarot deck.

I insert a carrot deck.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby marionic » Wed Jun 06, 2018 5:42 pm UTC

You get a snowman with no nose.

I insert the 7 deadly sins.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Wed Jun 06, 2018 6:43 pm UTC

You get a good time.

I insert Mr Spock.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby marionic » Mon Jun 11, 2018 12:58 pm UTC

You would get emotions, but they're out of stock.

I insert a dead mime.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Jun 11, 2018 6:05 pm UTC

You get a TMBG lyric.
John Linnell wrote:A mime is the hybrid offspring of a human and a clown
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby marionic » Mon Jun 11, 2018 9:00 pm UTC

You get an onfall, opposite of offspring.

I insert Discworld.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Jun 22, 2018 12:55 pm UTC

You get Discord.

I insert Idaho.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby somitomi » Sat Jun 23, 2018 10:02 pm UTC

You get... uh... I think Washington is on the other side of the odd border?

I insert my knowledge of US geography
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Sat Jun 23, 2018 10:22 pm UTC

you get a job as a cartographer


i insert healing hands
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Sun Jun 24, 2018 1:55 am UTC

You get happy feet.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby marionic » Tue Jun 26, 2018 12:58 pm UTC

You get the location that the man goes to.

I insert a mobile phone.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Tue Jun 26, 2018 1:47 pm UTC

you get a text message.

i insert an alligator
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby marionic » Tue Jun 26, 2018 5:35 pm UTC

You get a Chevrolet movie theater.

I insert an old meme.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Jun 26, 2018 5:53 pm UTC

You get a crazy frog.

I insert some rum and some raisins.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby bug sniper » Mon Jul 02, 2018 7:15 am UTC

You get a pirate's dry wine.

In goes Dunkin' Donuts
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Jul 02, 2018 11:53 am UTC

You get a drunk doughnut.

I insert a pharaoh.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby emlightened » Wed Jul 04, 2018 8:09 am UTC

You get your Mum.

I insert a never-ending roll of toilet paper.

"Therefore it is in the interests not only of public safety but also public sanity if the buttered toast on cats idea is scrapped, to be replaced by a monorail powered by cats smeared with chicken tikka masala floating above a rail made from white shag pile carpet."

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Wed Jul 04, 2018 12:06 pm UTC

You get an infinite need to use the toilet.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby marionic » Wed Jul 04, 2018 12:34 pm UTC

You get reminded of your appointment.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Wed Jul 04, 2018 5:45 pm UTC

You get xkcd.

I insert a Dorito.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby bug sniper » Thu Jul 05, 2018 9:36 am UTC

All the doors that have ever been inserted into the vending machine are eaten. You get wood crumbs.

I insert a ceiling.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Thu Jul 05, 2018 11:34 am UTC

You get rounded up to the next whole number.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby emlightened » Thu Jul 05, 2018 4:05 pm UTC

You are forced to leave the train line - just in time, too!

I insert a group.

"Therefore it is in the interests not only of public safety but also public sanity if the buttered toast on cats idea is scrapped, to be replaced by a monorail powered by cats smeared with chicken tikka masala floating above a rail made from white shag pile carpet."

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Thu Jul 05, 2018 6:22 pm UTC

You get a ring.

I insert the One Ring.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby somitomi » Fri Jul 06, 2018 8:59 am UTC

You get the Ring of the Nibelungs

I insert a mason jar full of cashews

Wait, this isn't the "look away from your screen" thread
Wait, it's not even full anymore, damn tasty cashews
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Jul 06, 2018 12:04 pm UTC

You get an Asian car full of tissues.

I insert ice.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby marionic » Sun Jul 08, 2018 10:44 am UTC

You get something just as cold - your own heart.

I insert methane.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Jul 09, 2018 5:14 am UTC

You get something just as smelly - your own fart.

I insert a Christmas pudding.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby marionic » Wed Jul 11, 2018 12:48 pm UTC

You get something just as Christmassy - your Christmas present.

I insert a jarring jar of Jar Jars.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby somitomi » Wed Jul 11, 2018 1:25 pm UTC

You get Jim Jarmusch jamming with Janis Joplin

I insert a coin with a hole in it.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby bug sniper » Wed Jul 11, 2018 3:33 pm UTC

The vending machine jams.

I insert some grease to unjam it.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby emlightened » Thu Jul 12, 2018 10:06 am UTC

You get a deep-fried coin with a hole in it.

I insert your hopes and dreams.

"Therefore it is in the interests not only of public safety but also public sanity if the buttered toast on cats idea is scrapped, to be replaced by a monorail powered by cats smeared with chicken tikka masala floating above a rail made from white shag pile carpet."

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Thu Jul 12, 2018 11:43 am UTC

You get disappointed.

I insert my brain.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby marionic » Thu Jul 19, 2018 12:21 pm UTC

You get your hopes and dreams back.

I insert a scoreboard.
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