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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Suzaku » Tue Mar 06, 2018 9:13 am UTC

You get a motorcycling story.

I insert a motorbike.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Mar 06, 2018 12:32 pm UTC

You get into in accident.

I insert a religious pamphlet.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby somitomi » Tue Mar 06, 2018 1:04 pm UTC

You get a political flyer

I insert a Wright flyer
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Freddino18 » Thu Mar 08, 2018 5:46 pm UTC

You get a Leftist landlubber.

I insert an obscure dialect of Swahili.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby bug sniper » Fri Mar 30, 2018 5:44 am UTC

You get a medal for possessing one of the rarest spoken languages.

I insert Stormy Daniels.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Freddino18 » Sat Apr 21, 2018 3:20 am UTC

You get a passive-aggressive comment regarding how smell your penis is.

I insert the reader's curiosity about the blender link in my sig.
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Tillian wrote:Holy necro!
somitomi wrote:[W]ho has been necroing threads on an industrial scale?
Cleverbeans wrote:Being a loser is a permanent condition, this is temporary and will pass with time and treatment.
lalalorz wrote:I'm sorry your penis is so smell.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby somitomi » Sat Apr 21, 2018 7:32 am UTC

You get an error message saying "No input detected" :P

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Freddino18 » Sat Apr 21, 2018 6:25 pm UTC

You get a lonesome hobo.

I insert a lonesome homo.
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Tillian wrote:Holy necro!
somitomi wrote:[W]ho has been necroing threads on an industrial scale?
Cleverbeans wrote:Being a loser is a permanent condition, this is temporary and will pass with time and treatment.
lalalorz wrote:I'm sorry your penis is so smell.
The blenders are back

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Sat Apr 21, 2018 6:30 pm UTC

You get a boyfriend for me.

I insert a smell.
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eran_rathan wrote:And then the four Hobbits return to the Shire, to find Wario has turned all the Hobbits into Cybermen, and they have to fight in an epic battle involving kaiju & mecha - that's how it ends, right?

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Freddino18 » Sat Apr 21, 2018 6:32 pm UTC

You get Narsil's penis.

I turn on [flash]
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Tillian wrote:Holy necro!
somitomi wrote:[W]ho has been necroing threads on an industrial scale?
Cleverbeans wrote:Being a loser is a permanent condition, this is temporary and will pass with time and treatment.
lalalorz wrote:I'm sorry your penis is so smell.
The blenders are back

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Sat Apr 21, 2018 6:36 pm UTC

You get a picture of a penis.

I insert an army helmet.
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Forum Games Discord
(tell me if link doesn't work)
eran_rathan wrote:And then the four Hobbits return to the Shire, to find Wario has turned all the Hobbits into Cybermen, and they have to fight in an epic battle involving kaiju & mecha - that's how it ends, right?

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Freddino18 » Sat Apr 21, 2018 7:00 pm UTC

You get Battle Ostriches.

I insert a query regarding Battletoads.
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Tillian wrote:Holy necro!
somitomi wrote:[W]ho has been necroing threads on an industrial scale?
Cleverbeans wrote:Being a loser is a permanent condition, this is temporary and will pass with time and treatment.
lalalorz wrote:I'm sorry your penis is so smell.
The blenders are back

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Sat Apr 21, 2018 7:01 pm UTC

You get an answer to life, the universe, and everything.

I insert a catchy beat.
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Forum Games Discord
(tell me if link doesn't work)
eran_rathan wrote:And then the four Hobbits return to the Shire, to find Wario has turned all the Hobbits into Cybermen, and they have to fight in an epic battle involving kaiju & mecha - that's how it ends, right?

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Freddino18 » Sat Apr 21, 2018 7:04 pm UTC

You get a home run.

I insert
Image
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Tillian wrote:Holy necro!
somitomi wrote:[W]ho has been necroing threads on an industrial scale?
Cleverbeans wrote:Being a loser is a permanent condition, this is temporary and will pass with time and treatment.
lalalorz wrote:I'm sorry your penis is so smell.
The blenders are back


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