Vending machine!

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Suzaku » Sun Jan 07, 2018 1:06 am UTC

You get fsck.

I insert chown.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Ginger » Sun Jan 07, 2018 4:28 am UTC

You get a pantomiming clown.

I insert Ophelia the proper Lady in a castle.
Amy Lee wrote:Just what we all need... more lies about a world that never was and never will be.


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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Sun Jan 07, 2018 8:30 pm UTC

you get hamlet.

i insert desert dessert.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Ginger » Sun Jan 07, 2018 8:34 pm UTC

You get a sandy sandy sundae served to you by a camel.

I insert my entire spending on charity into the vending machine.
Amy Lee wrote:Just what we all need... more lies about a world that never was and never will be.


Azula to Long Feng wrote:Don't flatter yourself, you were never even a player.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Suzaku » Wed Jan 10, 2018 9:30 am UTC

You get a warm fuzzy feeling and a thank-you note.

I put in a crystal ball.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Wed Jan 10, 2018 12:45 pm UTC

You get a terrifying vision of your future.

I insert a coin from a Super Mario game.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Suzaku » Wed Jan 10, 2018 1:57 pm UTC

You get a mushroom. Not sure what happens if you eat it, though.

I put in a plastic model of the psilocybin molecule.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Sat Jan 13, 2018 11:03 pm UTC

you get a psychedelic experience.


i insert morphine.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Suzaku » Mon Jan 15, 2018 4:44 pm UTC

You get iocaine powder.

I insert gunpowder.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Ginger » Wed Jan 17, 2018 12:19 pm UTC

You get handguns, rifles, and shotguns and military grade weaponry guns... w/nothing in them.

I insert that iron works lady that wanna kill the forest spirits from Princess Mononoke.
Amy Lee wrote:Just what we all need... more lies about a world that never was and never will be.


Azula to Long Feng wrote:Don't flatter yourself, you were never even a player.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Suzaku » Wed Jan 17, 2018 2:04 pm UTC

You get a visit from モロの君.


I insert a Totoro.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Ginger » Wed Jan 17, 2018 7:35 pm UTC

You get a neighbor, a catty bus, a mom and a daughter. And a bittersweet ending.

I insert a little girl from Spirited Away workin' hard a/a hotel for spirit creatures. And some monies for her to start her job and new life.
Amy Lee wrote:Just what we all need... more lies about a world that never was and never will be.


Azula to Long Feng wrote:Don't flatter yourself, you were never even a player.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Suzaku » Fri Jan 19, 2018 12:31 pm UTC

You get No-Face.

I insert my face.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Ginger » Fri Jan 19, 2018 12:36 pm UTC

You get a selfie in a mall photos booth w/your GF... or sister... or mother... whoever is female and closest to you.

I insert a tube of pretty pink lipsticks.
Amy Lee wrote:Just what we all need... more lies about a world that never was and never will be.


Azula to Long Feng wrote:Don't flatter yourself, you were never even a player.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Fri Jan 19, 2018 3:02 pm UTC

you get makeup.

i insert rest.
good luck have fun

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Ginger » Fri Jan 19, 2018 3:16 pm UTC

You get a restful nights' rests. And good, sweet dreams that lull you deeper into sleepiness.

I insert some cigs and a self-help book so someone can quit them.
Amy Lee wrote:Just what we all need... more lies about a world that never was and never will be.


Azula to Long Feng wrote:Don't flatter yourself, you were never even a player.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Suzaku » Sat Jan 20, 2018 1:02 am UTC

You get a turkey. It's cold.

I insert an Olympic ice skater.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Sat Jan 20, 2018 2:14 pm UTC

you get a figure eight.

i insert 3am.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Ginger » Sat Jan 20, 2018 2:29 pm UTC

You get a sleepy teen girl that wanna sleep in her room longer.

I insert a girl's misspent youths.
Amy Lee wrote:Just what we all need... more lies about a world that never was and never will be.


Azula to Long Feng wrote:Don't flatter yourself, you were never even a player.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Suzaku » Sun Jan 21, 2018 2:28 am UTC

You get a rendition of the song "Prodigal Daughter".

I insert a set of false teeth.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Ginger » Sun Jan 21, 2018 2:42 am UTC

YOU get a chain chomp and it's very hungry.

I insert Princesses Peach, Zelda, and Daisy.
Amy Lee wrote:Just what we all need... more lies about a world that never was and never will be.


Azula to Long Feng wrote:Don't flatter yourself, you were never even a player.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby SirGabriel » Sun Jan 21, 2018 5:25 am UTC

You get Zelda Spellman eating a peach while planting a daisy.

I insert 525600 minuets.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Ginger » Sun Jan 21, 2018 12:10 pm UTC

You get an electronic clock w/a Frenchwoman's voice.

I insert Sabrina the Witch when she was going to college and living at an apartments building.
Amy Lee wrote:Just what we all need... more lies about a world that never was and never will be.


Azula to Long Feng wrote:Don't flatter yourself, you were never even a player.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Sun Jan 21, 2018 3:10 pm UTC

you get the crucible.

i insert whether the weather is wet.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby SirGabriel » Sun Jan 21, 2018 3:29 pm UTC

You find out that it rained yesterday in Phoenix, Arizona.

I insert the fence my roommate's dog broke.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Ginger » Sun Jan 21, 2018 3:41 pm UTC

You get a scolding and hit on the nose lightly w/a rolled up newspapers.

I insert service jobs applications to every restaurant, pizza delivery places and housemaids cleaning services in town.
Amy Lee wrote:Just what we all need... more lies about a world that never was and never will be.


Azula to Long Feng wrote:Don't flatter yourself, you were never even a player.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby somitomi » Sun Jan 21, 2018 4:15 pm UTC

You get a job as a telephone operator.

I insert 20 dollars and my self-respect.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Ginger » Sun Jan 21, 2018 4:17 pm UTC

I actually had a telephone operating job once ha-ha. ANYWAYS: You get back 29 dollars and a feeling of having abused yourself.

I insert a little white lies to save peoples' feelings.
Amy Lee wrote:Just what we all need... more lies about a world that never was and never will be.


Azula to Long Feng wrote:Don't flatter yourself, you were never even a player.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Thu Jan 25, 2018 2:49 pm UTC

you get comfort.

i insert THE COMFORTABLE COUCH!
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Ginger » Thu Jan 25, 2018 6:49 pm UTC

You get The Big Comfy Couch, which is a kids' show about some lady w/a clown makeups on and pigtails? And she has a big, comfy couch to sit on and chat re: her feelings and with her friends like Major Bedhead the mailman?

I insert ten billion dollars and my tiny, teeny lapdog.
Amy Lee wrote:Just what we all need... more lies about a world that never was and never will be.


Azula to Long Feng wrote:Don't flatter yourself, you were never even a player.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Thu Jan 25, 2018 8:34 pm UTC

you get a jumbo jet full of dogs.

i insert the billionth digit of pi.
good luck have fun

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby SirGabriel » Thu Jan 25, 2018 10:34 pm UTC

You get the number of lives a cat has.

I insert the quintillionth digit of pi.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby somitomi » Fri Jan 26, 2018 12:03 pm UTC

You get the odds of a hitch-hiker thrown out through an airlock getting picked up by a passing spacecraft before they die.

I insert the telephone number of an Islington flat where Arthur Dent once attended a party.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Fri Jan 26, 2018 4:44 pm UTC

you get london.

i insert a very large prime number.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby SirGabriel » Sat Jan 27, 2018 12:48 am UTC

You get 2, since it is prime and I'm sure you can come up with some definition on which it is considered a very large number.

I insert the set of all objects which need to be inserted into the vending machine exactly one more time in order for them to have been inserted a prime number of times.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Ginger » Sat Jan 27, 2018 9:16 am UTC

You get a very long string of prime numbers.

I insert a schoolgirl's education in the public education system.
Amy Lee wrote:Just what we all need... more lies about a world that never was and never will be.


Azula to Long Feng wrote:Don't flatter yourself, you were never even a player.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Sat Jan 27, 2018 2:26 pm UTC

you get mildly illiterate.

i insert dangeresque 2.
good luck have fun

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Sat Jan 27, 2018 5:24 pm UTC

You get Dangeresque 1: Dangeresque Too?

I insert flickbot.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Ginger » Sat Jan 27, 2018 11:08 pm UTC

You get Dr. Robotnik's pet chicken/hen/rooster/whatever robot. Cluck I think its name was?

I insert a very slow tortoise that has lived a long and healthy lifespan.
Amy Lee wrote:Just what we all need... more lies about a world that never was and never will be.


Azula to Long Feng wrote:Don't flatter yourself, you were never even a player.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Sun Jan 28, 2018 12:23 am UTC

yo get turtle soup.

i insert South Africa.
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