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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Feb 16, 2018 7:32 pm UTC

Do I have to go and check?
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Postby somitomi » Fri Feb 16, 2018 9:04 pm UTC

I'm actually pretty not blind, which is why I once had to explain that being blinded by the sun impairs my driving more than not wearing my prescription glasses. Luckily the person asking was not a police officer.
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Postby flicky1991 » Fri Feb 16, 2018 11:08 pm UTC

As far as you know.
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"Therefore it is in the interests not only of public safety but also public sanity if the buttered toast on cats idea is scrapped, to be replaced by a monorail powered by cats smeared with chicken tikka masala floating above a rail made from white shag pile carpet."

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Postby flicky1991 » Fri Feb 16, 2018 11:31 pm UTC

Why the tildes and hashes?
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Postby emlightened » Sat Feb 17, 2018 12:31 am UTC

I didn't know what else to post.

.:.:.

"Therefore it is in the interests not only of public safety but also public sanity if the buttered toast on cats idea is scrapped, to be replaced by a monorail powered by cats smeared with chicken tikka masala floating above a rail made from white shag pile carpet."

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Postby flicky1991 » Sat Feb 17, 2018 12:37 am UTC

Fairy nuff.
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Postby somitomi » Sat Feb 17, 2018 1:40 pm UTC

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Postby flicky1991 » Sat Feb 17, 2018 1:41 pm UTC

I didn't ASC for this!
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Postby somitomi » Sat Feb 17, 2018 8:35 pm UTC

What can I say except you're welcome...
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Postby flicky1991 » Sat Feb 17, 2018 11:36 pm UTC

somitomi wrote:What can I say except you're welcome...
Urge to relisten to Moana soundtrack rising...
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Postby eran_rathan » Sun Feb 18, 2018 4:18 am UTC

At least it's not that terrible song 'shiny'.
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Postby flicky1991 » Sun Feb 18, 2018 9:37 am UTC

I disliked that song when I saw the movie, but it's grown on me after a few listens. Still not as good as You're Welcome or How Far I'll Go, though.
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Postby adnapemit » Sun Feb 18, 2018 9:47 am UTC

I don't remember any of the Moana songs.
The were not forced into my memory like the all of the Frozen songs.
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Postby flicky1991 » Sun Feb 18, 2018 10:09 am UTC

Moana > Frozen

Not that I don't like Frozen. Moana is just better.
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Postby adnapemit » Sun Feb 18, 2018 10:21 am UTC

They were both ok.
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Postby flicky1991 » Sun Feb 18, 2018 10:25 am UTC

They were more than OK.
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Postby adnapemit » Sun Feb 18, 2018 10:42 am UTC

I'm hard to impress.
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Postby flicky1991 » Sun Feb 18, 2018 11:06 am UTC

But easy to empress.
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Postby somitomi » Sun Feb 18, 2018 12:03 pm UTC

adnapemit wrote:I don't remember any of the Moana songs.
The were not forced into my memory like the all of the Frozen songs.

I find it diffcult to beleive that the song I mentioned didn't immediately engrave itself into your mind. That song is catchiness concentrated to a weaponised level.
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flicky1991 wrote:But easy to empress.

That's been a bit harder too.
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somitomi wrote:
adnapemit wrote:I don't remember any of the Moana songs.
The were not forced into my memory like the all of the Frozen songs.

I find it diffcult to beleive that the song I mentioned didn't immediately engrave itself into your mind. That song is catchiness concentrated to a weaponised level.

I'd remember it if I heard it.
Just not without.
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Postby somitomi » Sun Feb 18, 2018 12:11 pm UTC

somitomi wrote:beleive

Maybe one day I'll get that word right.
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Postby eran_rathan » Sun Feb 18, 2018 12:49 pm UTC

Weaponized Catchiness is my new band name.
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Postby somitomi » Sun Feb 18, 2018 2:36 pm UTC

eran_rathan wrote:Weaponized Catchiness is my new band name.

Fine, but I want a mention in the liner notes and better make it amusing
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Postby flicky1991 » Sun Feb 18, 2018 3:57 pm UTC

I want to make an album called "Noises I Wanted to Make".
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Postby eran_rathan » Sun Feb 18, 2018 4:13 pm UTC

It'll be track after track of flicky's day, recorded, with an electroswing background.
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Postby flicky1991 » Sun Feb 18, 2018 4:31 pm UTC

I should just say random things into a mic and sell it.
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Postby flicky1991 » Sun Feb 18, 2018 5:22 pm UTC

Added to the inspiration list I never use. :P
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Postby heuristically_alone » Sun Feb 18, 2018 10:10 pm UTC

flicky1991 wrote:I want to make an album called "Noises I Wanted to Make".


Sounds like all your music
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Postby flicky1991 » Mon Feb 19, 2018 6:13 am UTC

Is that a compliment or an insult?
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Postby somitomi » Mon Feb 19, 2018 4:17 pm UTC

flicky1991 wrote:Is that a compliment or an insult?

Well aren't you a confident fellow? :P
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Postby flicky1991 » Mon Feb 19, 2018 4:54 pm UTC

I'm more of a pretends-to-be-confident-on-the-internet kind of girl.
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Postby somitomi » Mon Feb 19, 2018 6:51 pm UTC

Pretending to be confident? Oh man, I don't have the confidence to do that...
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Postby flicky1991 » Mon Feb 19, 2018 6:54 pm UTC

Occasionally it's got me into trouble. People assuming I was serious with flirting and trying to take it further.
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Postby emlightened » Mon Feb 19, 2018 8:19 pm UTC

I'm sure that wouldn't be an issue with me; be as confident as you wanna be!

(Let it go how far I'll go.)

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Postby somitomi » Mon Feb 19, 2018 8:31 pm UTC

emlightened wrote:
(Let it go how far I'll go.)

I wonder what the "song with go in the title" for a temperate climate will be like...
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Postby flicky1991 » Mon Feb 19, 2018 10:14 pm UTC

emlightened wrote:I'm sure that wouldn't be an issue with me; be as confident as you wanna be!
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