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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby heuristically_alone » Sun Jul 23, 2017 6:51 pm UTC

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Postby flicky1991 » Sun Jul 23, 2017 9:04 pm UTC

*comes back to heury*
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby Tillian » Sun Jul 23, 2017 9:18 pm UTC

Don't stop
Never give up
Hobbetty hobbetty reach the top
A-bobbydob what you have got
Comin' all back heury
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Postby flicky1991 » Sun Jul 23, 2017 9:22 pm UTC

Interesting cover version.
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby Tillian » Sun Jul 23, 2017 9:23 pm UTC

Can't google lyrics. Am phonedumb.
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Postby flicky1991 » Sun Jul 23, 2017 9:25 pm UTC

I'm part of the same phonedumb.
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Postby Tillian » Sun Jul 23, 2017 9:26 pm UTC

I want to go back to using a dumbphone.
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Postby flicky1991 » Sun Jul 23, 2017 9:33 pm UTC

But you're a smartypants!
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby Tillian » Sun Jul 23, 2017 9:36 pm UTC

It's true. My pants come equipped with a remote-activation camera and Netflix.
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Postby flicky1991 » Sun Jul 23, 2017 9:42 pm UTC

Just be sure you don't turn the camera on selfie mode.
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Postby Tillian » Sun Jul 23, 2017 9:46 pm UTC

Why? Don't you wanna see my selfie-stick?
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Postby flicky1991 » Sun Jul 23, 2017 9:52 pm UTC

It'll just make me even more jealous that you're dating you!
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Postby heuristically_alone » Mon Jul 24, 2017 4:15 am UTC

I only use the screen camera. That way people can see themselves when I take pictures of them.
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Postby flicky1991 » Mon Jul 24, 2017 5:19 am UTC

:?
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Postby eran_rathan » Mon Jul 24, 2017 4:48 pm UTC

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Postby flicky1991 » Mon Jul 24, 2017 6:03 pm UTC

8-)
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby Tillian » Mon Jul 24, 2017 8:48 pm UTC

:shock: <- me posing for a selfie
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby Tillian » Mon Jul 24, 2017 8:49 pm UTC

Me posing for a Selphie:

Image
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Postby flicky1991 » Mon Jul 24, 2017 10:04 pm UTC

That's posing as a Selphie. I thought this would be posing for a Selphie:

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Postby Peaceful Whale » Mon Jul 24, 2017 10:09 pm UTC

Shouldn't have looked

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Postby heuristically_alone » Mon Jul 24, 2017 10:41 pm UTC

Lucky Selphie.
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Postby flicky1991 » Tue Jul 25, 2017 5:39 am UTC

Luck is healthy.
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Postby Tillian » Tue Jul 25, 2017 6:15 am UTC

Health is lucky.
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Postby flicky1991 » Tue Jul 25, 2017 6:43 am UTC

Or you can achieve it by eating properly and exercising.
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby Tillian » Tue Jul 25, 2017 7:51 am UTC

And that's superior to flipping a coin how, exactly?
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Postby adnapemit » Tue Jul 25, 2017 10:10 am UTC

I'd rather flip a coin.
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Postby flicky1991 » Tue Jul 25, 2017 11:03 am UTC

I'd rather coin a word.
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Postby Tillian » Tue Jul 25, 2017 5:37 pm UTC

I'd flip a bird.
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Postby flicky1991 » Tue Jul 25, 2017 6:18 pm UTC

I'd flip you off.
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby Peaceful Whale » Tue Jul 25, 2017 6:30 pm UTC

I realized something,
1st where can you see the number of views,
2nd if everyone follows the rules, we should have a 1:1 ratio. But I bet guests who look throw that off as they can't post
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cemper93 wrote:Your meta appears to be "just writes whatever is on his mind and doesn't remember what happened more than five hours ago"

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Postby flicky1991 » Tue Jul 25, 2017 6:41 pm UTC

IIRC this thread isn't even close to beating the other big Forum Games threads, let alone getting 100%. I'm betting people intentionally don't play along.
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby Peaceful Whale » Tue Jul 25, 2017 6:43 pm UTC

That's too bad
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Postby flicky1991 » Tue Jul 25, 2017 6:45 pm UTC

We just use this thread to talk in anyway.
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Postby Tillian » Tue Jul 25, 2017 6:50 pm UTC

flicky1991 wrote:I'm betting people intentionally don't play along
HOWDAREYOUIWOULDNEVERIDON'TKNOWWHATYOUARETALKINGABOUTNOCOMMENT
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Postby Peaceful Whale » Tue Jul 25, 2017 6:53 pm UTC

Tillian wrote:
flicky1991 wrote:I'm betting people intentionally don't play along
HOWDAREYOUIWOULDNEVERIDON'TKNOWWHATYOUARETALKINGABOUTNOCOMMENT


...I don't know, xkcd atracts some shady internet trolls.
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Postby flicky1991 » Tue Jul 25, 2017 6:56 pm UTC

Tilli is my favourite shady internet troll.
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Postby Tillian » Tue Jul 25, 2017 7:10 pm UTC

Will the real Slim Tilli please stand up?
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Postby flicky1991 » Tue Jul 25, 2017 7:14 pm UTC

Will the real fat flicky please slim down?
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Postby Lavender Manna » Tue Jul 25, 2017 11:35 pm UTC

everyone knows that the real slim shady is asmods

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Postby eran_rathan » Wed Jul 26, 2017 2:06 am UTC

Asmod as what?


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