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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby eran_rathan » Fri Apr 14, 2017 10:14 am UTC

:shock:

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Postby flicky1991 » Fri Apr 14, 2017 10:16 am UTC

*closes*

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Postby adnapemit » Fri Apr 14, 2017 10:17 am UTC

My eyes are always closed.
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Postby Tillian » Fri Apr 14, 2017 10:20 am UTC

Do you have a good sense of smell? Or do you go by touch? I am actually tuping this with my eyes closed now.
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Postby eran_rathan » Fri Apr 14, 2017 10:21 am UTC

I always tupe with eyes wide open.
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Postby Tillian » Fri Apr 14, 2017 10:23 am UTC

Grupping your pillow tute?
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Postby thecamoninja » Fri Apr 14, 2017 11:17 am UTC

can otamatones taste with their robot mouths? can they smell? see? hear? Do they feel it when you squeeze them and finger them?
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Postby flicky1991 » Fri Apr 14, 2017 11:35 am UTC

Wgebn UI tyoe wutg ny etes ckised ut akwats tebd ti gi vdkt,

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Postby Tillian » Fri Apr 14, 2017 11:43 am UTC

thecamoninja wrote:can otamatones taste with their robot mouths? can they smell? see? hear? Do they feel it when you squeeze them and finger them?
All they can taste and smell is brimstone, and all they feel is the fiery heat of hell.
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Postby flicky1991 » Fri Apr 14, 2017 11:46 am UTC

Cute, but actually minions of Satan? Are they cats?
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Postby Tillian » Fri Apr 14, 2017 12:47 pm UTC

Try stroking cats' backs like that while squeezing their face and you might find they make the same screeches.

Spoiler:
Don't squeeze cat faces, please.
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Postby flicky1991 » Fri Apr 14, 2017 12:48 pm UTC

I wouldn't dare!
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Postby thecamoninja » Fri Apr 14, 2017 1:21 pm UTC

flicky would get eaten.
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Postby flicky1991 » Fri Apr 14, 2017 1:31 pm UTC

Not that that's necessarily bad.
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Postby thecamoninja » Fri Apr 14, 2017 1:33 pm UTC

flicky are you into vore
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Postby flicky1991 » Fri Apr 14, 2017 1:40 pm UTC

Er... no.
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Postby thecamoninja » Fri Apr 14, 2017 2:12 pm UTC

:wink:
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Postby flicky1991 » Fri Apr 14, 2017 2:18 pm UTC

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Postby Tillian » Fri Apr 14, 2017 4:35 pm UTC

Vorefore not?
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Postby flicky1991 » Fri Apr 14, 2017 4:36 pm UTC

Vore forgot.
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Postby Tillian » Fri Apr 14, 2017 4:39 pm UTC

Or would "wherevore" have been better?
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Postby Tillian » Fri Apr 14, 2017 4:39 pm UTC

Oh Romeo, wherevore ate thou Romeo?
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Postby flicky1991 » Fri Apr 14, 2017 4:41 pm UTC

I'd rather eat Juliet - I wouldn't risk eating someone that died from poison.
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Postby eran_rathan » Fri Apr 14, 2017 6:37 pm UTC

I'd rather eat Juliet too, mostly because I'm not into dudes.


I mean, uh...


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Postby flicky1991 » Fri Apr 14, 2017 6:38 pm UTC

I'd eat Bottom. :P
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Postby eran_rathan » Fri Apr 14, 2017 6:39 pm UTC

I don't know him. Blossom, on the other hand, totally.
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Postby flicky1991 » Fri Apr 14, 2017 6:42 pm UTC

The Powerpuff Girls character? :P
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Postby Tillian » Fri Apr 14, 2017 6:52 pm UTC

The ESC singer?
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Postby flicky1991 » Fri Apr 14, 2017 6:55 pm UTC

A Eurovision winner once called me a non-conformist. :P

(That makes it sound like a more interesting anecdote than it is.)
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Postby Tillian » Fri Apr 14, 2017 6:58 pm UTC

You personally or you as part of a large, amorphous group of non-conformists?
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Postby flicky1991 » Fri Apr 14, 2017 7:02 pm UTC

Me personally!

She came for an assembly at our school, which she used to go to. She noted how short most of the kids were wearing their ties, since that was the fashion for some reason. Then she noticed my sensible-length one (I was in the front row due to being in the choir, and we were going to sing one of her songs for her), and said "Except you. What, are you a non-conformist?"
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Postby adnapemit » Sat Apr 15, 2017 1:25 am UTC

That was more interesring than it sounded.
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Postby flicky1991 » Sat Apr 15, 2017 6:10 am UTC

Good!
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Postby eran_rathan » Sat Apr 15, 2017 12:53 pm UTC

1/5. Instead of anecdote, received bobcat. Would not recommend.
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Postby thecamoninja » Sat Apr 15, 2017 2:16 pm UTC

Man. All of my school assemblies just had dudes who yelled about how you would go to prison if you didn't get your shit together.

Like, the literally walked in wearing an orange prison jump suit and started talking and then halfway through ripped it off to reveal a business suit and tie underneath.
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Postby flicky1991 » Sat Apr 15, 2017 2:33 pm UTC

Your school sounds fun.
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Postby thecamoninja » Sat Apr 15, 2017 2:37 pm UTC

Nope. It was early 2000s neoliberal American bourgeoisie rhetoric. It was all "go to college, get a job, and don't do drugs!" It was all bullshit, I didn't follow any of that advice and I'm fine :P
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Postby flicky1991 » Sat Apr 15, 2017 2:38 pm UTC

So you didn't go to college or get a job, and did all the drugs? :P
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Postby thecamoninja » Sat Apr 15, 2017 2:39 pm UTC

I dropped out of school in order to do drugs and not work (obviously)
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Postby flicky1991 » Sat Apr 15, 2017 2:40 pm UTC

Whatever floats your brain.
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