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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby eran_rathan » Wed Apr 12, 2017 1:14 pm UTC

are you suggesting we hide the three and half kilometer long runway?
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Postby flicky1991 » Wed Apr 12, 2017 4:46 pm UTC

You just need to distract me with something else.
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Postby eran_rathan » Wed Apr 12, 2017 5:00 pm UTC

*holds up shiny object*
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Postby flicky1991 » Wed Apr 12, 2017 6:06 pm UTC

:D
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Postby eran_rathan » Wed Apr 12, 2017 6:32 pm UTC

*throws shiny object somewhere away from runway*
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Postby flicky1991 » Wed Apr 12, 2017 6:36 pm UTC

*soars towards it*
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Postby Tillian » Wed Apr 12, 2017 9:52 pm UTC

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Postby thecamoninja » Thu Apr 13, 2017 2:50 am UTC

Those are the instruments that are scientifically engineered to be as atonal as possible right?
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Postby flicky1991 » Thu Apr 13, 2017 5:15 am UTC

Obamaphone.

Also, YouTube brought me to this one next, which I'd seen before but is still amazing.
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Postby Tillian » Thu Apr 13, 2017 10:27 am UTC

I think the people playing are just bad. Here is a better one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiT37yZzq_M
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Postby flicky1991 » Thu Apr 13, 2017 12:24 pm UTC

CYAW
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Postby Tillian » Thu Apr 13, 2017 12:31 pm UTC

CAW, CAW, MOTHERFUCKER
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Postby flicky1991 » Thu Apr 13, 2017 12:37 pm UTC

Cor!
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Postby Tillian » Thu Apr 13, 2017 1:12 pm UTC

Cdr!
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Postby flicky1991 » Thu Apr 13, 2017 4:44 pm UTC

Commander?
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Postby Tillian » Thu Apr 13, 2017 4:50 pm UTC

Yes, plopfficer?
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Postby flicky1991 » Thu Apr 13, 2017 4:55 pm UTC

I have the report on the plopping spree. ...It was all me.
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Postby Tillian » Thu Apr 13, 2017 5:04 pm UTC

I shit the sheriff, but I didn't shit the depoopy.
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Postby flicky1991 » Thu Apr 13, 2017 5:08 pm UTC

Shitriffs = what I put in my songs.
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Postby Tillian » Thu Apr 13, 2017 5:16 pm UTC

Sharter = me pronouncing "charter"
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Postby Tillian » Thu Apr 13, 2017 5:26 pm UTC

Shatner = man making love to that mountain
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Postby flicky1991 » Thu Apr 13, 2017 6:06 pm UTC

Also, I forgot to add...
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Postby thecamoninja » Thu Apr 13, 2017 6:42 pm UTC

the problem with the atonal music note things is that they sound alright on their own, but something about the way the sound played together totally destroys harmonies and makes music awful. Also their eyes stare into your soul.
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Postby flicky1991 » Thu Apr 13, 2017 6:47 pm UTC

So... it's soul music?
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Postby Tillian » Thu Apr 13, 2017 6:52 pm UTC

The people in the first video are off by several eighth-notes. At least. I'm not good with intervals.

They are fret-less, and can play a continuous range of pitches, so it's hard to hit the notes. It only gets harder the more players you add, I imagine. It's the same with violin players. If it's not absolutely spot-on perfect, it sounds horrible.
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Postby Tillian » Thu Apr 13, 2017 6:55 pm UTC

Good harmonies: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tf5k6ndcNPY

Spoiler:
But terrible, terrible song :wink:
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Postby flicky1991 » Thu Apr 13, 2017 6:56 pm UTC

They are cute, though.
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Postby Tillian » Thu Apr 13, 2017 7:06 pm UTC

I kind of want one now.
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Postby thecamoninja » Thu Apr 13, 2017 7:28 pm UTC

Ok the sonic R one was not so bad :p

Still, hearing so much bad music from them has made me hate them
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Postby Tillian » Thu Apr 13, 2017 7:33 pm UTC

I've never seen one in real life. But yeah, the Greensleeves one was the first one I watched and I kind of dismissed them all as shit for many years.
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Postby Tillian » Thu Apr 13, 2017 7:36 pm UTC

I would probably be the biggest shit with them, though, so I'll fight my consumerist impulses.
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Hah, that "voice" on the Sonic R one...
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Postby Tillian » Fri Apr 14, 2017 5:37 am UTC

With one of those, you'd never have to open your own mouth again.
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Postby Tillian » Fri Apr 14, 2017 8:33 am UTC

flicky1991 wrote:Obamaphone.

Also, YouTube brought me to this one next, which I'd seen before but is still amazing.
Wait a minute...! I only just noticed Wintergatan includes half the members of Detektivbyrån, which I liked a lot but who broke up suddenly after they started becoming plopular. Huh.
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Postby Tillian » Fri Apr 14, 2017 8:56 am UTC

It's like when I learned that these people are the same ones as these.
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Postby Tillian » Fri Apr 14, 2017 9:26 am UTC

Are all Swedish bands connected to each other? Who knows?

Am I using this as an excuse to post music I like? Yes.
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Postby flicky1991 » Fri Apr 14, 2017 10:00 am UTC

Well, as long as you looked, then you're only following the rules.
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Postby Tillian » Fri Apr 14, 2017 10:01 am UTC

I actually had my eyes closed.
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Postby flicky1991 » Fri Apr 14, 2017 10:07 am UTC

Good thing it's not "iff".
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