Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Dec 13, 2016 5:35 pm UTC

They're the unit of measurement for how tanned someone is.
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby Tillian » Tue Dec 13, 2016 9:08 pm UTC

I'm 0.001 tangrams. I tend to blind people when I take my shirt off.
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Dec 13, 2016 9:10 pm UTC

Ah, wearing that novelty light-up bra, eh?
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby Tillian » Wed Dec 14, 2016 3:52 am UTC

I like to be lightly clothed.
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby flicky1991 » Wed Dec 14, 2016 6:15 am UTC

Well, that just brightens up my day!
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby Tillian » Wed Dec 14, 2016 7:21 am UTC

(B)right back at ya!
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby flicky1991 » Wed Dec 14, 2016 7:57 am UTC

I think the sun is up now. It's not doing its job very well, though.
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby Tillian » Wed Dec 14, 2016 7:59 am UTC

Oh, you're right! I can still see the twilight, though. Give it half an hour and it'll be proper daylight.
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby cyanyoshi » Wed Dec 14, 2016 10:22 am UTC

The sun will come out tomorrow!

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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby eran_rathan » Wed Dec 14, 2016 11:09 am UTC

Its still dark here. And snowing again.
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby flicky1991 » Wed Dec 14, 2016 1:24 pm UTC

Tillian wrote:Oh, you're right! I can still see the twilight, though. Give it half an hour and it'll be proper daylight.

I did not know the technical meaning of "twilight" until now.
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby eran_rathan » Wed Dec 14, 2016 6:06 pm UTC

Sparkle pony alicorn, right?
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby flicky1991 » Wed Dec 14, 2016 6:59 pm UTC

No, I'm a bird right now. :P

(But currently the last poster on Avatar Game, so you could change that...)
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby eran_rathan » Wed Dec 14, 2016 7:31 pm UTC

I would, but I'm on my phone. Maybe this evening.
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby flicky1991 » Wed Dec 14, 2016 7:32 pm UTC

:mrgreen:
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby Tillian » Wed Dec 14, 2016 8:29 pm UTC

flicky1991 wrote:
Tillian wrote:Oh, you're right! I can still see the twilight, though. Give it half an hour and it'll be proper daylight.

I did not know the technical meaning of "twilight" until now.
I'm happy to teach!
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Postby flicky1991 » Wed Dec 14, 2016 9:45 pm UTC

I did not know the teach-nical meaning.
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Postby Tillian » Wed Dec 14, 2016 9:49 pm UTC

I'm happy to tech!
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Postby cyanyoshi » Wed Dec 14, 2016 10:06 pm UTC

:)

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Postby flicky1991 » Wed Dec 14, 2016 10:41 pm UTC

Technology is amazing.
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Postby Tillian » Wed Dec 14, 2016 10:59 pm UTC

And terrifying.
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Postby flicky1991 » Wed Dec 14, 2016 11:02 pm UTC

*yawn*
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Postby Tillian » Wed Dec 14, 2016 11:02 pm UTC

And TERRIFYING.
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Postby flicky1991 » Wed Dec 14, 2016 11:03 pm UTC

:shock:
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Postby Tillian » Wed Dec 14, 2016 11:05 pm UTC

That's more like it.

Now go invest in tinfoil.
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby flicky1991 » Wed Dec 14, 2016 11:06 pm UTC

To make one of those hats that you don't think is a hat?
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Postby Tillian » Wed Dec 14, 2016 11:12 pm UTC

Depends on what shape you make it. The times I've worn tinfoil headwear, it's been more of a toque, but I've seen more fancy ones that would qualify as proper hats.
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Postby flicky1991 » Wed Dec 14, 2016 11:13 pm UTC

You've actually worn some?
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Postby Tillian » Wed Dec 14, 2016 11:14 pm UTC

I forgot my real one at home, and it was cold as balls. Aluminium reflects body heat wonderfully, it turns out.
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Postby eran_rathan » Thu Dec 15, 2016 12:06 am UTC

It also reflects radar really well.
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Postby cyanyoshi » Thu Dec 15, 2016 2:03 am UTC

The government started the rumor that tin foil hats block mind-control waves. In reality, they amplify them.

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Postby Tillian » Thu Dec 15, 2016 4:41 am UTC

It also lets you totally tune in to the cosmic brainwaves, maaan!
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Postby cyanyoshi » Thu Dec 15, 2016 5:12 am UTC

I have a sudden urge to revisit Katamari Damacy.

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Postby flicky1991 » Thu Dec 15, 2016 6:24 am UTC

Naaaaa-na-na-na-na-na-na-na, Katamari Damacy!
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Postby Tillian » Thu Dec 15, 2016 7:06 am UTC

Naaaaa-na-na-na-na-na-na-na, Batamani Damacy!
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Postby flicky1991 » Thu Dec 15, 2016 7:12 am UTC

Image

Although I always felt it could use "I guess I just lost my husband..." on there.
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Postby Tillian » Thu Dec 15, 2016 7:13 am UTC

God dammit, Randall, stealing my jokes years before I make them!
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Postby flicky1991 » Thu Dec 15, 2016 7:18 am UTC

GOOMHR
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Postby Tillian » Thu Dec 15, 2016 7:22 am UTC

GOOMHRNING YOURSELF
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby flicky1991 » Thu Dec 15, 2016 7:43 am UTC

"Get out of my head, Randall. Nancy is nearly good. You obviously understand, right? Santa's elves like fire."
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