Pickpocket the Previous Poster

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Pickpocket the Previous Poster

Postby emlightened » Mon Feb 19, 2018 6:06 pm UTC

The game is simple! You pick something out of the pockets of the previous poster, then use it to stop the next poster from pickpocketing you!

I'll start.

Uhh. I slowly back away from the next poster.

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Re: Pickpocket the Previous Poster

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Feb 19, 2018 6:25 pm UTC

I take a knife from em's pocket.

I put it in my pocket, sharp side up, as a trap for the next poster.
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Re: Pickpocket the Previous Poster

Postby Peaceful Whale » Mon Feb 19, 2018 7:06 pm UTC

I take the knife by the blade, thankfully my dexterous fingers avoid the edge...
I randomly place a curse on the knife...

When placed in storage, it will render the storage un-openable

Oh well, I stick it in my pocket...
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Re: Pickpocket the Previous Poster

Postby emlightened » Mon Feb 19, 2018 7:27 pm UTC

Unnoticed by Peaceful Whale, the knife cuts a hole in the bottom of the pocket and falls out alongside some matches.

I ignite one of the matches and stand ready with a bottle of deodorant (aka homebrew flamethrower).

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Re: Pickpocket the Previous Poster

Postby Ginger » Tue Feb 20, 2018 1:08 am UTC

I take... a pen from emlightened. The mighty pen shall protect me as I brandishes it at anyone who tries to pickpocket me!
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Re: Pickpocket the Previous Poster

Postby SirGabriel » Tue Feb 20, 2018 3:09 am UTC

I ask Ginger for an autograph, then take her wallet while she's busy signing my shirt. I put her wallet in my pocket, which is already so full that I have trouble getting stuff out of my own pocket. Good luck getting anything out without me noticing.

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Re: Pickpocket the Previous Poster

Postby somitomi » Tue Feb 20, 2018 7:33 am UTC

I rip SirGabriel's pocket and then run off with a sewing kit while they're busy picking all the stuff up. I then sew my pockets shut.
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Re: Pickpocket the Previous Poster

Postby heuristically_alone » Tue Feb 20, 2018 3:41 pm UTC

I happen to know somi keeps a jar of jam hidden in their left pants leg, so I pick it then pour it inside all my pockets.
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Re: Pickpocket the Previous Poster

Postby Ginger » Wed Feb 21, 2018 7:43 am UTC

I... seductively smear off jam onto my hands, and whatever HA has in his pockets is mine, 'cause I just lick the jam off my hands.

I put my valuables in my bra and defend myself with HA's nail file. Try and take 'em now boys and girls.
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Re: Pickpocket the Previous Poster

Postby Freddino18 » Wed Feb 21, 2018 5:49 pm UTC

I send my little brothers, who happen to have been transformed into bear cubs, to retrieve your keys.

I actually don't keep anything in my pockets. I feel slightly embarrassed by this. I defend myself with references Spider-man memes.
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Re: Pickpocket the Previous Poster

Postby Ginger » Thu Feb 22, 2018 11:12 am UTC

/me walks up to Spider-Man and snatches the fucks from his hands... or she would if she were quick enough young grasshopper, instead, he merely hands her one singular fuck and then webs away.

/me defends herself with an airy-fairy curse word she stole from Freddino18's Spider Man memes. And also puts her valuables in a locked box at the bottom of the sea... which simultaneously occupies her pockets and unlocks in case she needs anything?
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Re: Pickpocket the Previous Poster

Postby Freddino18 » Mon May 06, 2019 3:53 am UTC

I counter the curse word with a chorus of borks, then I invite Ginger on a date. She needs to get some jewelry for her outfit, and as I distract her with a deep and loving kiss, I reach into the vault in her dress and steal her family jewels.
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I defend myself with pants so tight they leave marks in my skin and I have to unzip them to get my wallet out.
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