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Re: The Ninja Game

Postby slinches » Thu Feb 22, 2018 11:01 pm UTC

I thought you had a nose under the beak.

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Re: The Ninja Game

Postby flicky1991 » Thu Feb 22, 2018 11:02 pm UTC

But now I have hair, hands, and no feathers. And my dad is a slug so can't teach me what to do with these things!
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Re: The Ninja Game

Postby slinches » Thu Feb 22, 2018 11:41 pm UTC

I can teach you what to do with a foot and slime, though.

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Re: The Ninja Game

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Feb 23, 2018 6:19 am UTC

I have feet but you'll need to provide the slime.
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Re: The Ninja Game

Postby slinches » Fri Feb 23, 2018 6:46 am UTC

*provides slime*

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Re: The Ninja Game

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Feb 23, 2018 7:42 am UTC

*slimes up her feet*

What now?
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Re: The Ninja Game

Postby slinches » Fri Feb 23, 2018 1:40 pm UTC

Undulate the bottoms rhythmically and you can glide across the floor.


Or maybe even up the wall and on the ceiling!

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Re: The Ninja Game

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Feb 23, 2018 6:59 pm UTC

I think I'm too heavy for that to work.
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Re: The Ninja Game

Postby slinches » Fri Feb 23, 2018 7:02 pm UTC

How will you know unless you try?

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Re: The Ninja Game

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Feb 23, 2018 7:20 pm UTC

*tries*

*falls off*

You lied to me, dad! *cries*
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Re: The Ninja Game

Postby slinches » Fri Feb 23, 2018 7:29 pm UTC

Well, it was worth a shot. You must have gotten your adhesiveness from your mother.

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Re: The Ninja Game

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Feb 23, 2018 7:39 pm UTC

I'm not a sticky flicky. :(
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Re: The Ninja Game

Postby slinches » Fri Feb 23, 2018 8:03 pm UTC

Be thankful you got your height from your Mom's side, though.

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Re: The Ninja Game

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Feb 23, 2018 8:06 pm UTC

I think I'm taller than a fox.
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Re: The Ninja Game

Postby slinches » Fri Feb 23, 2018 8:15 pm UTC

But your maternal grandfather was a giant cyclops and height can skip a generation.

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Re: The Ninja Game

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Feb 23, 2018 8:17 pm UTC

We have such an interesting family.
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Re: The Ninja Game

Postby slinches » Fri Feb 23, 2018 8:19 pm UTC

It gets more interesting every post

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Re: The Ninja Game

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Feb 23, 2018 8:21 pm UTC

Someday I'll be a mother and continue the interestingness.
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Re: The Ninja Game

Postby slinches » Fri Feb 23, 2018 8:31 pm UTC

Who knows what set of species your kids might end up being.

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Re: The Ninja Game

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Feb 23, 2018 8:34 pm UTC

And how they'd be made.
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Re: The Ninja Game

Postby slinches » Fri Feb 23, 2018 8:36 pm UTC

You think biology has much to say about it at this point?

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Re: The Ninja Game

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Feb 23, 2018 8:38 pm UTC

I don't know much about biology. :P
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Re: The Ninja Game

Postby slinches » Fri Feb 23, 2018 8:39 pm UTC

You should. You've been just about every species I can think of.

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Re: The Ninja Game

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Feb 23, 2018 8:42 pm UTC

And yet I still don't understand how non-birds work. My body is bizarre right now.
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Re: The Ninja Game

Postby slinches » Fri Feb 23, 2018 8:46 pm UTC

Arms are like wings, hands are like feet at the end of the wings and a mouth with teeth is like a beak.

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Re: The Ninja Game

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Feb 23, 2018 8:48 pm UTC

But why does it go on so long? Can't it be a sensible bird-sized body?

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Re: The Ninja Game

Postby slinches » Fri Feb 23, 2018 8:50 pm UTC

It's longer so that your head will still be far up above the ground, like a bird can do, but without wings.

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Re: The Ninja Game

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Feb 23, 2018 8:51 pm UTC

*flaps pigtails*
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Re: The Ninja Game

Postby slinches » Fri Feb 23, 2018 10:24 pm UTC

*waggles eyestalks*

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Re: The Ninja Game

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Feb 23, 2018 10:49 pm UTC

*twirls skirt*
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Re: The Ninja Game

Postby slinches » Fri Feb 23, 2018 10:50 pm UTC

*waves tie*

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Re: The Ninja Game

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Feb 23, 2018 10:54 pm UTC

*curtsies*
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Re: The Ninja Game

Postby slinches » Fri Feb 23, 2018 10:57 pm UTC

*tips hat*

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Re: The Ninja Game

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Feb 23, 2018 10:57 pm UTC

*tips waitress*
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Re: The Ninja Game

Postby slinches » Fri Feb 23, 2018 10:58 pm UTC

Put her back upright RIGHT NOW!

That's rude. You're only supposed to tip cows. :P

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Re: The Ninja Game

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Feb 23, 2018 11:00 pm UTC

Well, she was being a cow. :P
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Re: The Ninja Game

Postby slinches » Fri Feb 23, 2018 11:03 pm UTC

Literally or just figuratively?

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Re: The Ninja Game

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Feb 23, 2018 11:03 pm UTC

A little of both.
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Re: The Ninja Game

Postby slinches » Fri Feb 23, 2018 11:09 pm UTC

Then pick her half way back up.

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Re: The Ninja Game

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Feb 23, 2018 11:15 pm UTC

Now it's like we've just finished dancing and I'm holding her there.
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