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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby eran_rathan » Tue Mar 20, 2018 10:48 pm UTC

What about your beak?
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Postby flicky1991 » Tue Mar 20, 2018 10:49 pm UTC

I left that on my bird-body. Cute anime girls don't have beaks... usually. :P
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Postby eran_rathan » Wed Mar 21, 2018 6:42 pm UTC

welp, there goes that.


spoiler for ew (thanks, flicky - brain bleach might be required).

Spoiler:
Mental image of a girl having a beak, but like an octopus, and said beak is between her legs. Also octopus-like tentacles for legs. Ew.
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Postby flicky1991 » Wed Mar 21, 2018 7:12 pm UTC

Spoiler:
What I have up my skirt is my business. :P
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Postby eran_rathan » Thu Mar 22, 2018 3:07 am UTC

As my daughter says, "You do you."
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Postby flicky1991 » Thu Mar 22, 2018 6:38 am UTC

I will.
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Postby adnapemit » Thu Mar 22, 2018 10:07 am UTC

eran_rathan wrote:
Spoiler:
Mental image of a girl having a beak, but like an octopus, and said beak is between her legs. Also octopus-like tentacles for legs. Ew.

I'm sure somewhere on the internet this picture exist.
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Postby eran_rathan » Thu Mar 22, 2018 10:42 am UTC

Please don't find it.
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Postby somitomi » Thu Mar 22, 2018 12:13 pm UTC

eran_rathan wrote:Please don't find it.

Please don't even mention this ever again
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Postby eran_rathan » Thu Mar 22, 2018 12:31 pm UTC

Changing the subject -

ferrets. And go!
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Postby flicky1991 » Thu Mar 22, 2018 12:35 pm UTC

Spoiler:
A man with a ferret between his legs instead of genitals.
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Postby adnapemit » Thu Mar 22, 2018 12:43 pm UTC

I'm less sure that image exists. But it could.
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Postby flicky1991 » Thu Mar 22, 2018 12:45 pm UTC

Rule 34?
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Postby eran_rathan » Thu Mar 22, 2018 1:19 pm UTC

lol. that makes me think of Derek from "The Good Place" (he has wind chimes in place of genitals (its a long story, also an amazing show)).
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Postby eran_rathan » Thu Mar 22, 2018 1:19 pm UTC

i said ferrets because one of my catsnakes decided to sleep inside my work shoe last night and so its all stretched out and fits funny now.
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Postby flicky1991 » Thu Mar 22, 2018 1:21 pm UTC

You have ferrets? :D
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Postby eran_rathan » Thu Mar 22, 2018 1:31 pm UTC

three of them - Kitkat, D'Artagnan, and Baby Ruth.

Kitkat -
Spoiler:
Image


D'Art -
Spoiler:
Image


Ruthie -
Spoiler:
Image



Ruthie is about half the size of the two boys, but she's definitely the one in charge of them.
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Postby eran_rathan » Thu Mar 22, 2018 1:32 pm UTC

edited previous to put pics behind spoilers because they're big.
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Postby somitomi » Thu Mar 22, 2018 3:33 pm UTC

eran_rathan wrote:three of them - Kitkat, D'Artagnan, and Baby Ruth.

The three musketeers have quite different names in the English translation :P
Cuke ferrets though.
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Postby eran_rathan » Thu Mar 22, 2018 4:20 pm UTC

:D

they're all candy bars.
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Postby flicky1991 » Thu Mar 22, 2018 6:53 pm UTC

Cute!!!
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Postby eran_rathan » Fri Mar 23, 2018 10:22 am UTC

Thanks.
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Postby flicky1991 » Fri Mar 23, 2018 12:54 pm UTC

:D
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Postby eran_rathan » Fri Mar 23, 2018 2:57 pm UTC

my only real complaint with ferrets vs. cats is that ferrets are WAAAAY more able to get into places they shouldn't. Also stealing things like ALL OF MY SOCKS.
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Postby somitomi » Fri Mar 23, 2018 3:18 pm UTC

What do ferrets need socks for?
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Postby eran_rathan » Fri Mar 23, 2018 3:47 pm UTC

they hide them under the bookcases or computer and then snuggle into them, like a sleeping bag. No joke.
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Postby flicky1991 » Fri Mar 23, 2018 6:52 pm UTC

Sounds annoying but cute.
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Postby flicky1991 » Fri Mar 23, 2018 6:52 pm UTC

Sounds annoying but cute.
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Postby Tillian » Fri Mar 23, 2018 8:06 pm UTC

Sounds cute but annoying.
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Postby flicky1991 » Fri Mar 23, 2018 8:16 pm UTC

Like your face.
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Postby Tillian » Sat Mar 24, 2018 10:14 am UTC

My face tends to annoy, yes.
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Postby flicky1991 » Sat Mar 24, 2018 10:51 am UTC

But it also cutes.
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Postby somitomi » Sat Mar 24, 2018 1:30 pm UTC

eran_rathan wrote:they hide them under the bookcases or computer and then snuggle into them, like a sleeping bag. No joke.

That sounds amusing and annoying at the same time
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Postby flicky1991 » Sat Mar 24, 2018 1:42 pm UTC

Kinda what I said, somi. :P
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Postby somitomi » Sat Mar 24, 2018 9:36 pm UTC

flicky1991 wrote:Kinda what I said, somi. :P

So you're saying "cute" and "amusing" are synonyms, eh? :P
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flicky1991 wrote:Kinda
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Postby eran_rathan » Sun Mar 25, 2018 12:46 pm UTC

flicky1991 wrote:
flicky1991 wrote:Kinda
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Postby flicky1991 » Sun Mar 25, 2018 2:54 pm UTC

You took the word right out of my mouth!
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eran_rathan wrote:
flicky1991 wrote:
flicky1991 wrote:Kinda
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Postby flicky1991 » Sun Mar 25, 2018 4:51 pm UTC

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