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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Postby Hawknc » Sat Mar 17, 2018 9:53 am UTC

You are being watched.

I mean, not by me, I have no power and don't care. But I'm pretty sure someone is watching.
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Postby flicky1991 » Sat Mar 17, 2018 10:01 am UTC

Good. :wink:
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Postby somitomi » Sat Mar 17, 2018 3:22 pm UTC

Hawknc wrote:You are being watched.

I mean, not by me, I have no power and don't care. But I'm pretty sure someone is watching.

Didn't the noob guide say old mods can just return to their old powers at any time? Or does that require some kind of Sailor Moon transformation thing?
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Postby flicky1991 » Sat Mar 17, 2018 4:53 pm UTC

*shrugs*
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Postby somitomi » Sat Mar 17, 2018 7:50 pm UTC

*posts because he looked*
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Postby flicky1991 » Sat Mar 17, 2018 8:29 pm UTC

*posts because somi made her look*
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Postby Tillian » Sat Mar 17, 2018 10:32 pm UTC

Hawknc wrote:You are being watched.

I mean, not by me, I have no power and don't care. But I'm pretty sure someone is watching.
They're reading everything? Have they nothing better to do with their lives?
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Postby Tillian » Sat Mar 17, 2018 10:35 pm UTC

I mean, we sure as hell don't. But I always imagined the mods as these super cool people who have better things to do and stuff.
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Postby Hawknc » Sat Mar 17, 2018 11:03 pm UTC

Most of them do. Except for davean, who watches the forums in raw code like that scene in The Matrix, but even then he's only looking for people who erroneously capitalise his name.
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Postby flicky1991 » Sat Mar 17, 2018 11:05 pm UTC

Forum posters are losers, so mods are just more powerful losers. True facts.
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Postby eran_rathan » Sun Mar 18, 2018 3:27 pm UTC

True Facts

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Postby eran_rathan » Sun Mar 18, 2018 3:29 pm UTC

Posted because I edited
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Postby flicky1991 » Sun Mar 18, 2018 3:42 pm UTC

Only 3% of birds have penises. But I'm sure I'll find the one for me.
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Postby somitomi » Sun Mar 18, 2018 7:03 pm UTC

You made me look up "bird reproduction" and I don't know how to feel about that. I did learn something though...
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Postby eran_rathan » Sun Mar 18, 2018 8:01 pm UTC

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Postby flicky1991 » Sun Mar 18, 2018 8:03 pm UTC

somitomi wrote:You made me look up "bird reproduction" and I don't know how to feel about that. I did learn something though...
I can teach you about that. :wink:
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Postby eran_rathan » Sun Mar 18, 2018 11:47 pm UTC

:shock:
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Postby flicky1991 » Mon Mar 19, 2018 6:25 am UTC

:wink: :wink: :wink:
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Postby eran_rathan » Mon Mar 19, 2018 11:02 am UTC

Are you near Chernobyl? Cuz you've got a lot of eyes.
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Postby flicky1991 » Mon Mar 19, 2018 12:54 pm UTC

All the better to flirt with. :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:
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Postby somitomi » Mon Mar 19, 2018 3:25 pm UTC

That is not how I remember this tale...
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Postby eran_rathan » Mon Mar 19, 2018 5:10 pm UTC

And then the four Hobbits return to the Shire, to find Wario has turned all the Hobbits into Cybermen, and they have to fight in an epic battle involving kaiju & mecha - that's how it ends, right?
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Postby flicky1991 » Mon Mar 19, 2018 6:03 pm UTC

That's how my sig ends, at least. :D
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Postby somitomi » Mon Mar 19, 2018 7:13 pm UTC

eran_rathan wrote:And then the four Hobbits return to the Shire, to find Wario has turned all the Hobbits into Cybermen, and they have to fight in an epic battle involving kaiju & mecha - that's how it ends, right?

No, that's the part where Marvin starts reading the story itself within the story and it all loops back to the beginning.
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Postby flicky1991 » Mon Mar 19, 2018 7:40 pm UTC

Anyway...
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Postby eran_rathan » Tue Mar 20, 2018 3:35 am UTC

Ping!
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Pong!
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Postby somitomi » Tue Mar 20, 2018 10:03 am UTC

eran_rathan wrote:Ping!

We did this one already, pick another sound that segues into a Pink Floyd song.
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Postby eran_rathan » Tue Mar 20, 2018 10:45 am UTC

Icky icky icky p-tang zooeep nuuuuuwom!


Side note, had a dream last night about the Knights of Ni who had decided to become Accountants. It was odd.
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Postby adnapemit » Tue Mar 20, 2018 11:14 am UTC

First you must find... another shrubbery! Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must place it here, beside this shrubbery, only slightly higher so you get a two layer effect with a little path running down the middle. Then you must find an annuity fund with a high return on investment!
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Postby flicky1991 » Tue Mar 20, 2018 12:33 pm UTC

Ni.
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Postby eran_rathan » Tue Mar 20, 2018 2:27 pm UTC

ni!
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Postby somitomi » Tue Mar 20, 2018 6:41 pm UTC

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Postby flicky1991 » Tue Mar 20, 2018 7:04 pm UTC

NI?
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Postby eran_rathan » Tue Mar 20, 2018 8:21 pm UTC

NI3 is explosive. You can set it off with a feather (or even alpha radiation).
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Postby flicky1991 » Tue Mar 20, 2018 8:23 pm UTC

Good thing I don't have any feathers right now!
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Postby eran_rathan » Tue Mar 20, 2018 8:24 pm UTC

are you molting?
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Postby flicky1991 » Tue Mar 20, 2018 8:24 pm UTC

No, I'm human-ing.
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Postby eran_rathan » Tue Mar 20, 2018 8:26 pm UTC

well, wash your hand later (if you still have them).
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Postby flicky1991 » Tue Mar 20, 2018 8:27 pm UTC

My hands are clean!
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