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by eran_rathan
Tue Nov 15, 2016 12:50 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 35066
Views: 1523787

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

quite probably - my family seems to think that 'morning' starts around 11:45 and 'day' ends around 21:45. Even the five-year-old.


and meanwhile I wake up at 05:00 basically every day.
by eran_rathan
Tue Nov 15, 2016 12:38 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 35066
Views: 1523787

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Where you are, maybe - for me its morning now.
by eran_rathan
Tue Nov 15, 2016 11:38 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 35066
Views: 1523787

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

In at least a few time zones, yes.
by eran_rathan
Mon Nov 14, 2016 11:06 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 35066
Views: 1523787

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

down the rabbit hole we gooooooooooooooo
by eran_rathan
Mon Nov 14, 2016 11:02 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 35066
Views: 1523787

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

because....


well, don't open it, but I did warn you.

Spoiler:
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RuleOfFunny
by eran_rathan
Mon Nov 14, 2016 10:58 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 35066
Views: 1523787

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

flicky1991 wrote:Put it this way: I want to stick some wood somewhere.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSAB8x-uTWY
by eran_rathan
Mon Nov 14, 2016 10:57 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 35066
Views: 1523787

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Tillian wrote:

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Lichtschwertkämpfe verboten!
by eran_rathan
Mon Nov 14, 2016 10:46 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 35066
Views: 1523787

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Tillian wrote:

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"Picnic tables in this area are for UFOs only."
by eran_rathan
Mon Nov 14, 2016 10:44 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 35066
Views: 1523787

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

No wedge tents in this area.
by eran_rathan
Mon Nov 14, 2016 10:30 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 35066
Views: 1523787

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Tillian wrote:[insert really funny untranslatable pun here]


*pun in Linear A*
by eran_rathan
Mon Nov 14, 2016 10:01 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25539
Views: 1776162

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. Its about 62 miles straight down. Good news, you're travelling that way at a high rate of speed. Bad news, you don't have a parachute, jet pack, balloon, plane, squirrel suit, or spacesuit.


I wish that my phone charged instantly to full when plugged in, and had a 36-48 hour battery life.
by eran_rathan
Mon Nov 14, 2016 9:59 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 35066
Views: 1523787

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

if you're a bird... and we feed you Alka-Seltzer... will you explode?
by eran_rathan
Mon Nov 14, 2016 7:30 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 35066
Views: 1523787

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

here. *hands flicky Pepto-Bismol*
by eran_rathan
Mon Nov 14, 2016 6:45 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Maine to adopt Ranked Choice voting (Question 5 2016)
Replies: 6
Views: 2248

Re: Maine to adopt Ranked Choice voting (Question 5 2016)

It was instituted and chased after because of LePage - he won both elections with around 30% of the vote, because those opposing him (~65% of the state) split between a Democrat and Elliot Cutler (an independent).
by eran_rathan
Mon Nov 14, 2016 6:02 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 35066
Views: 1523787

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

double double plop plop.
by eran_rathan
Mon Nov 14, 2016 6:01 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25539
Views: 1776162

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

granted, but only in their own 'language' which is made of complex chemical arrangements. The only thing you know how to say in fire ant is "I am food, eat me."

I wish I had telekinesis.
by eran_rathan
Mon Nov 14, 2016 5:51 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 35066
Views: 1523787

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

flicky1991 wrote:Ah, I guess it was just the work computer that didn't like it. Works fine on mobile.

*insert half-hearted innuendo about my "end"*


"Proctology Dept, paging Doctor Flicky...."
by eran_rathan
Mon Nov 14, 2016 3:28 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25539
Views: 1776162

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, for the few moments before you are assassinated by your Grand Vizier.

I wish I had super speed.
by eran_rathan
Mon Nov 14, 2016 3:06 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1759: "British Map"
Replies: 193
Views: 25362

Re: 1759: "British Map"

The Welsh names need more consonants, like Mwnt and Plwmp and Llanfairpwllgwyngyll.
by eran_rathan
Mon Nov 14, 2016 1:27 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: xkcd Skyscraper
Replies: 1168
Views: 54634

Re: xkcd Skyscraper

Spoiler:
Soupspoon wrote:Floor 981 has a similar-looking book, but entirely fictional in content. It is the work of just one person. It is a mystery why.


Probably flicky.


Floor 983 has the remains of a centaur, slowly being chipped apart by a faux renaissance artist.
by eran_rathan
Mon Nov 14, 2016 12:54 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 35066
Views: 1523787

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Tillian wrote:He always knows what to say. But can he cook? Can he raise a family of three siblings? Can he swipe you off your feet and only put you down when you're too old and brittle to be held in his strong arms?



Aw, you're so kind - yes, yes, probably though my back with give out before that happens.
by eran_rathan
Sun Nov 13, 2016 10:13 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 35066
Views: 1523787

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

flicky1991 wrote:That's what he said.
by eran_rathan
Sun Nov 13, 2016 6:25 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
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Views: 1523787

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Hmm... I eat plenty of vegetarian foods, but the only thing I can think of that I eat that's vegan would be the occasions when I eat a piece of fruit on its own. All actual meals would have dairy or egg in them. Even the falafel in pita that I ate yesterday (uh, day before yesterday I guess since w...
by eran_rathan
Sat Nov 12, 2016 4:26 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 35066
Views: 1523787

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

this is the new Tillianium, making us all Tillianials.
by eran_rathan
Sat Nov 12, 2016 1:33 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 35066
Views: 1523787

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

flicky1991 wrote:You've gotta be a Tillian.



fix'd.
by eran_rathan
Sat Nov 12, 2016 1:01 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 35066
Views: 1523787

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

they also make decent floats, if you have a large enough one.
by eran_rathan
Sat Nov 12, 2016 12:29 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 35066
Views: 1523787

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Tillian wrote:Augh, please no! You'll see all my teenage angst and dickishness.


i never stopped my teenage angst and dickishness... which'll be interesting in a few years when elder daughter becomes a teen. :?
by eran_rathan
Fri Nov 11, 2016 9:24 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 35066
Views: 1523787

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Tillian wrote:Just live until you're 140 and your middle age is over 30 years away.


I just need to go faster, apparently.
by eran_rathan
Fri Nov 11, 2016 8:31 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 35066
Views: 1523787

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

yeah, like that.

(not quite middle aged, but getting there (how's that for a depressing thought.))
by eran_rathan
Fri Nov 11, 2016 1:32 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 35066
Views: 1523787

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

I don't even know where to start.


... I wonder if there is a Yahoo Answers question on that....
by eran_rathan
Fri Nov 11, 2016 1:26 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 35066
Views: 1523787

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

125 Pokeballs, 67 Great Balls, and 12 Ultra Balls.

I want to make a "ballin'" joke, but I'm so white I don't know where to start without sounding like a jackass.
by eran_rathan
Fri Nov 11, 2016 12:45 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 35066
Views: 1523787

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

I always knew you were a Pidgey, birdbrain.


Image
by eran_rathan
Fri Nov 11, 2016 12:30 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 35066
Views: 1523787

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

I pick you, flicky! *throws Pokeball*
by eran_rathan
Fri Nov 11, 2016 11:36 am UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: 2016 US Presidential Election
Replies: 8482
Views: 736102

Re: 2016 US Presidential Election

I need to stay out this thread for a bit.

Yes, i get it that those assholes have always been here. But Drumpf (and LePage, and others) literally encouraged them. That's it.
by eran_rathan
Fri Nov 11, 2016 11:02 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 35066
Views: 1523787

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

didn't we already have the discussion about pickles a few pages back?
by eran_rathan
Fri Nov 11, 2016 11:00 am UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: 2016 US Presidential Election
Replies: 8482
Views: 736102

Re: 2016 US Presidential Election

Hey, guess what, some of us grew up there. And some of us still live there. And we get by just fine without shitting on minorities, even (gasp) in one of the whitest states in the union. I grew up in NH, and I live in northern Maine. Ahem. As I said, some of us. LePage is a fucking shitstain too. (...
by eran_rathan
Fri Nov 11, 2016 4:37 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 35066
Views: 1523787

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

I think I bruised a knuckle on the punching bag tonight.

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