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by eran_rathan
Tue Nov 22, 2016 8:51 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The Avatar Game
Replies: 317
Views: 45302

Re: The Avatar Game

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by eran_rathan
Tue Nov 22, 2016 7:40 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 35066
Views: 1524477

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Angkor Wat?


Spoiler:
Scene in my head right now: Fraiser Crane: Psych on a Plane.

"I am sick and tired of these motherfucking Oedipus Complex neurotic assholes on my motherfucking plane!"
by eran_rathan
Tue Nov 22, 2016 7:01 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 35066
Views: 1524477

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

flicky1991 wrote:Americans don't seem to realise just how strong of a word "wanker" is. Hearing an otherwise-posh-sounding English character say it in an American show sounds like if Frasier Crane casually threw the word "motherfucker" into a sentence.



I'd watch that.
by eran_rathan
Tue Nov 22, 2016 3:24 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Heated Gloves
Replies: 6
Views: 2809

Re: Heated Gloves

As someone who works outside year round, don't bother with the expensive ones. We tend to use the chemical hand warmers (Hot Hands are the best, IMO), and a double layer of wool/leather gloves (Wool is better, as it breathes and stays warm even when wet, but leather acts as a windbreaker). We work a...
by eran_rathan
Tue Nov 22, 2016 12:48 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 35066
Views: 1524477

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Would 'weiner' have been a better choice? Onanstic connoisseur doesn't have the same pithy weight or punnish qualities.
by eran_rathan
Mon Nov 21, 2016 2:39 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25539
Views: 1776588

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

granted, its weta instead:

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I wish this stupid pneumonia would go away.
by eran_rathan
Mon Nov 21, 2016 2:37 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 35066
Views: 1524477

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

welp, glad I waited til the kiddos were to bed before having that play... (sigh)
by eran_rathan
Fri Nov 18, 2016 12:47 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 35066
Views: 1524477

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

flicky1991 wrote:And it's always quick with me.

...

:oops:


Eh, it gets better as you get older.
by eran_rathan
Thu Nov 17, 2016 11:03 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 35066
Views: 1524477

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

That escalated a little faster than usual.
by eran_rathan
Wed Nov 16, 2016 10:54 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 35066
Views: 1524477

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Also, you're welcome!
by eran_rathan
Wed Nov 16, 2016 10:53 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 35066
Views: 1524477

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

I like exclamation marks!
by eran_rathan
Wed Nov 16, 2016 9:18 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 35066
Views: 1524477

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

I am more than a decade older than you!


Happy Finished Another Orbit day!
by eran_rathan
Wed Nov 16, 2016 8:35 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 35066
Views: 1524477

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

I can't give up plopping! Give me a break, it's my birthday! http://blogs.tntech.edu/kimmy/files/2015/02/4lFdlEN.gif https://66.media.tumblr.com/96be3c248dd2c3c62540b276d3a57a02/tumblr_inline_occ38fCu3e1t97dte_500.gif http://www.lovethisgif.com/uploaded_images/60740-File-happy-Birthday-David-Tennan...
by eran_rathan
Wed Nov 16, 2016 8:27 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 35066
Views: 1524477

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

less plopping, at least.
by eran_rathan
Wed Nov 16, 2016 3:08 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Blistering blue barnacles
Replies: 28315
Views: 2590310

Re: ANGRY NATTERINGS

Very tempted to quit work now. Boss continually makes me feel like shit for his failings as a manager, expects me to work 12-14 hour days, and I'm literally sick because of stress. No back up plan though, and no savings to make it through until Spring, and I am sole breadwinner in the house. This is...
by eran_rathan
Wed Nov 16, 2016 1:43 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 35066
Views: 1524477

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Also, bears have a good sense of smell, but rather poor vision.
by eran_rathan
Wed Nov 16, 2016 1:43 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 35066
Views: 1524477

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

that would be difficult, wearing blaze orange and all :D
by eran_rathan
Wed Nov 16, 2016 1:34 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 35066
Views: 1524477

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

well, the other option was just stand there, and it didn't seem like a good idea at the time.
by eran_rathan
Wed Nov 16, 2016 1:09 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 35066
Views: 1524477

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

It stood up about fifteen feet from me. I stood stock still, said, "Oh, hello, bear." and then ran like hell. He followed for about a hundred feet then apparently got bored and went elsewhere (I didn't look back).
by eran_rathan
Wed Nov 16, 2016 1:02 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 35066
Views: 1524477

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

ok, so thats slightly more terrifying than my dream last night that I was chased by bear while surveying (and yes, it has happened before).
by eran_rathan
Wed Nov 16, 2016 12:11 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 35066
Views: 1524477

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

part of me want to make a game in here that is "You must kill flicky while counting up in base duck."
by eran_rathan
Wed Nov 16, 2016 12:10 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 35066
Views: 1524477

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

HHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOO!
by eran_rathan
Wed Nov 16, 2016 10:56 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 35066
Views: 1524477

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

adnapemit wrote:
Tillian wrote:Am I doing it right, eran?

That's what she said.

Yep!
by eran_rathan
Wed Nov 16, 2016 12:43 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25539
Views: 1776588

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

granted, they are set on fire less often. i wish for a nice girl to marry me tommarow and not related by blood and we would both live at least 40 more years. Granted, a nice girl marries M. E. Tommarow. Neither Mr. Tommarow nor the girl are related to you in way. They (and you) live 40 more years, ...
by eran_rathan
Wed Nov 16, 2016 12:40 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 35066
Views: 1524477

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

That didn't take that long.


Spoiler:
Insert obligatory, "that's what she said." joke
by eran_rathan
Tue Nov 15, 2016 10:13 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 35066
Views: 1524477

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

don't be embarassed. I'm sure we'll go back to talking about genitalia before too long.
by eran_rathan
Tue Nov 15, 2016 6:46 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 35066
Views: 1524477

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

"Admiral Akbar, table for two...."
by eran_rathan
Tue Nov 15, 2016 4:05 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Good News, Bad News
Replies: 8730
Views: 708913

Re: Good News, Bad News

good news, this thread died along with you.
by eran_rathan
Tue Nov 15, 2016 3:26 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 35066
Views: 1524477

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

The DoT highway plan I am working on has a grease trap from a restaurant labeled "GREECE TRAP".
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I think someone didn't look too close at the spellchecker.
by eran_rathan
Tue Nov 15, 2016 3:24 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25539
Views: 1776588

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

granted - your heart explodes instead.

I wish Jose would stop exploding.
by eran_rathan
Tue Nov 15, 2016 1:27 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 35066
Views: 1524477

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

I AM DOWN TO ONE CUP A DAY.

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by eran_rathan
Tue Nov 15, 2016 1:12 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 35066
Views: 1524477

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

i only function because of caffeine. speaking of, time to go get my coffee!
by eran_rathan
Tue Nov 15, 2016 1:08 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25539
Views: 1776588

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

granted - you are erased from the space-time continuum and have never existed.

I wish for a time travel machine that allows me to go forward or back to a date and time of my choosing, and that comes with me so that I can return to my initial date and time. So many points in history to fix...
by eran_rathan
Tue Nov 15, 2016 1:05 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 35066
Views: 1524477

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

no, they get up at 06:30 for school, but there is fighting and grumbling about it every single flipping day.


And then naturally, on weekends, when I can sleep in, they like to get up at 07:10. Because reasons.

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