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by Mighty Jalapeno
Tue May 08, 2007 4:49 pm UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: Speaking of emotions...
Replies: 25
Views: 4149

Speaking as a married guy with two awesome and world-class cute kids, I can safely say: I dunno WTF love is. I love my kids, I know that. I look at them and I can't really imagine life without them, but I don't FEEL anything. The only time I feel anything is when I think about anything bad happening...
by Mighty Jalapeno
Tue May 08, 2007 4:14 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: What's strange about you?
Replies: 193
Views: 20778

Despite my size (6'4, 300 lbs) people always guess my weight to be ~240 or 250. I'm not sure why, apparently I'm heavier than I look. I have a phonographic memory (I can identify a song sometimes with as little as one note). And lastly, I form deep emotional attachments with people I meet in my drea...
by Mighty Jalapeno
Tue May 08, 2007 4:05 pm UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: Stars! .... Anyone?
Replies: 108
Views: 21562

StarsAutoHost.org Join the forum, and PM Micha... he's the only authorized reseller now. The gaming people at EI bequeathed those rights to him. Paypal, six bucks. My Friend's dad had this game, and he'd play against his brothers (keeping in mind nearly all of them are chess champions... they were G...
by Mighty Jalapeno
Tue May 08, 2007 4:02 pm UTC
Forum: Mathematics
Topic: Stupid Math Teachers?
Replies: 135
Views: 31131

if anyone is planning on going to graduate school in mathematics (not that that's the be-all and end-all of Mathematical Truth or anything), then get used to showing your work, and get good at it. Advanced mathematics IS the work you show; any proof you'll ever write is nothing more than the work s...
by Mighty Jalapeno
Tue May 08, 2007 3:54 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: INTRODUCTIONS THREAD
Replies: 3985
Views: 646893

The Mighty Thesaurus wrote:
Mighty Jalapeno wrote:I lost my character sheet, too :(


GURPS?


I have GURPS-me and RIFTS-me, yup. GURPS me is 230 points!
by Mighty Jalapeno
Tue May 08, 2007 5:22 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: INTRODUCTIONS THREAD
Replies: 3985
Views: 646893

I should have posted in here earlier. I lost my character sheet, too :( Name: Topper Age: 26-ish Location: The racist capitol of Canada. I discovered this comic this morning, I'd read them all by lunch, and by this afternoon I was posting on the forums. Precocious little scamp, ain't I? I'm a full-t...
by Mighty Jalapeno
Tue May 08, 2007 5:01 am UTC
Forum: Food
Topic: What are you eating?
Replies: 396
Views: 48836

Feta and blue cheese on Rosemary Triscuits.

....

What?
by Mighty Jalapeno
Tue May 08, 2007 5:00 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Bad ideas
Replies: 373
Views: 41400

Wow.... your teenage years were so, so, so much better than mine.
by Mighty Jalapeno
Tue May 08, 2007 4:50 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2389228

Messiah wrote:Oh hell no. I'm 20, I'm out of home, and I want to be able to hate the person who's forcing me as much as I need to.

Ahhh. You wanna get married.
by Mighty Jalapeno
Tue May 08, 2007 4:49 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Bad ideas
Replies: 373
Views: 41400

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naga_Jolokia_pepper

65 times hotter than a Jalapeno. Disguise them as press-on nails.
by Mighty Jalapeno
Tue May 08, 2007 4:41 am UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: What are you listening to?
Replies: 9554
Views: 1060615

by Mighty Jalapeno
Tue May 08, 2007 4:39 am UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: Stars! .... Anyone?
Replies: 108
Views: 21562

Stars! .... Anyone?

Does anyone here play Stars! ? (It's hard to put Stars! with a question mark, without sounding like I'm hysterical) http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a76/mightyjalapeno/stars.jpg I'm looking for some people to play against, without going through Autohost. If anyone wants to learn, I'd also be happy t...
by Mighty Jalapeno
Tue May 08, 2007 4:34 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Bad ideas
Replies: 373
Views: 41400

Random hand love? What parties did YOU go to?!?
by Mighty Jalapeno
Tue May 08, 2007 4:23 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Marital Arts
Replies: 207
Views: 29391

I've fought Tai Chi Masters (read: Masters, with a capital M) at tourneys (unofficially, of course!) It was sweet, all these tiny little men lining up to spar with me (I am 6'4", and roughly 300 lbs, and these guys love to fight really, really big fellas who know a little bit). Anyways, only a ...
by Mighty Jalapeno
Tue May 08, 2007 4:19 am UTC
Forum: Mathematics
Topic: Stupid Math Teachers?
Replies: 135
Views: 31131

Some people CAN'T do calculations perfectly in their head like you! And if they can't, how do they know the answer you've given is correct? Especially if they don't know the method? Well, the only people who cared was my teacher, and he had the answer key. The whole idea of assessment is to see if ...
by Mighty Jalapeno
Tue May 08, 2007 4:15 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The Movie Quote Game!
Replies: 219
Views: 33828

Oh, please... Empire Records. I love you, Eddie.

"Okay, what would Joe do at a time like this? He'd kill everybody, and smoke some cigarettes."
by Mighty Jalapeno
Mon May 07, 2007 10:55 pm UTC
Forum: Mathematics
Topic: Stupid Math Teachers?
Replies: 135
Views: 31131

Showing working is important though... communication is more important than showing off. I wasn't showing off.... I was doing the question faster and more efficiently, mostly because I couldn't understand the way the teacher expected us to do it. Showing work is important for other applications (in...
by Mighty Jalapeno
Mon May 07, 2007 10:46 pm UTC
Forum: Mathematics
Topic: Stupid Math Teachers?
Replies: 135
Views: 31131

Re: Stupid Math Teachers?

He then stated quite bluntly, after explaining what radians were, that neither he, nor ANY MATH TEACHER IN OUR SCHOOL OF 1500+ STUDENTS knew what a gradient was. Whatsoever. Is it just me, or does it seem a bit strange that an entire school, one that prides itself on being one of the top in the pro...
by Mighty Jalapeno
Mon May 07, 2007 10:41 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hobbies
Replies: 139
Views: 14885

I recommend renting. Someday you might wanna buy in the sewer.
by Mighty Jalapeno
Mon May 07, 2007 10:32 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hobbies
Replies: 139
Views: 14885

Hammer wrote:::speculating how long something that interacts directly with membranes is used for its original purpose by the internet community::

I read "glove for the tongue", and immediately thought of approximately the same thing. It's comfortable down here in the gutter, isn't it?
by Mighty Jalapeno
Mon May 07, 2007 10:23 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hobbies
Replies: 139
Views: 14885

::presses Chicken button::
ZAP
Owwww!!! Hmm... minty....
::adjust adjust::

::presses Chicken button::
ZAP
Owwww!!! Hmm... hey, does alligator taste like chicken? 'Cause I got alligator here....
::adjust adjust::
by Mighty Jalapeno
Mon May 07, 2007 10:05 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Marital Arts
Replies: 207
Views: 29391

If I get someone who isn't put off by a show, I'm going to break his arm in three places, then call the cops. And, to be fair, not all Tae Kwon Do is bad. However, I have a serious beef with "Sport" Tae Kwon Do being taught as self-defense because, really, not a SINGLE PERSON IN THAT ENTIR...
by Mighty Jalapeno
Mon May 07, 2007 9:59 pm UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: Circumcision (split from picture-thread)
Replies: 319
Views: 40348

I would like to have been given the chance, rather than been robbed of nearly all sensation (as far as I can tell). Seriously, there's.... not much going on down there. I'd rather have a back rub, if we're talking about how much stimulation I get.
by Mighty Jalapeno
Mon May 07, 2007 9:56 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Marital Arts
Replies: 207
Views: 29391

What is it in Japanese? (Can you type japanese characters?) Not a chance in hell, but if I find my old Gi, I'll scan it in. It's pronounced Shinzen-Ryu (or Shizen-Ryu), and I know the rest is either Goshin-Do, or Go-Shin Do (it's typed differently in all sorts of places). Regardless of the naming d...
by Mighty Jalapeno
Mon May 07, 2007 9:53 pm UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: Dungeons and Dragons (and other tabletop RPGs)
Replies: 2086
Views: 381291

Don't suppose there's any RIFTS fans on here, eh? I don't mean "I have 80,000 MDC!" "I have 90,000 MDC!" "I'm a Cosmo-Knight!" "I'm a Splugorth !" "I'm a boy!" RIFTS.... I mean, fans of the game, fans of the setting (which is surprisingly awesome) an...
by Mighty Jalapeno
Mon May 07, 2007 9:41 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hobbies
Replies: 139
Views: 14885

I...
Hate you.
by Mighty Jalapeno
Mon May 07, 2007 9:38 pm UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: Circumcision (split from picture-thread)
Replies: 319
Views: 40348

Exactly. Everyone knows Half-Life, and thus having a little tiny turtleneck, is better.
by Mighty Jalapeno
Mon May 07, 2007 9:37 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hobbies
Replies: 139
Views: 14885

Mad Giraffe wrote:Funny guy.

I...
Try to figure out if people quoting me are being sarcastic, or not.
by Mighty Jalapeno
Mon May 07, 2007 9:36 pm UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: The Perception of Death
Replies: 115
Views: 17228

My perceptions on death have become very, very skewed lately.... thank you SO much, human reproductive process. Whereas that scene in Trainspotting (you know the one) used to crack me up, it now.... really, really doesn't. The thought of anything happening to my kids (and not even death... they both...
by Mighty Jalapeno
Mon May 07, 2007 9:29 pm UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: The Perception of Death
Replies: 115
Views: 17228

Landmines have taken your sight, taken your speech, taken your hearing, too? Small world!
by Mighty Jalapeno
Mon May 07, 2007 9:28 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Marital Arts
Replies: 207
Views: 29391

Sort of deviating from the current topic of weaponry, but I figured I'd just throw this out here in the interest of.... interest! I was in Shinzen-Ryu (sp?) Goshin-Do for eight years. It's pretty much a local style, created by Shihan Rothermel, and is focused entirely around practical street fightin...
by Mighty Jalapeno
Mon May 07, 2007 9:25 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hobbies
Replies: 139
Views: 14885

I...

Read.
Absorb oxygen.
Write.
Avoid writing.
Cook.
Clean the kitchen after cooking.
Play bass.
Avoid playing bass.
Expel carbon dioxide.
Scream at the heavens.
by Mighty Jalapeno
Mon May 07, 2007 9:22 pm UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: Circumcision (split from picture-thread)
Replies: 319
Views: 40348

If you want to know my opinion, I'm not going to circumcise my son (or heaven forbid my wife gives birth in northern Africa and they want to lop off a piece of my daughter) for any reason other than a medical emergency. But I'm not proclaiming that I'm right or my choice is best- it's just my choic...
by Mighty Jalapeno
Mon May 07, 2007 9:17 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2389228

Confession: I discovered this comic this morning. I read all of them. This one made me cry. I haven't cried in eleven years. I can't tell if that's good or not.

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