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by Mighty Jalapeno
Sun Jan 24, 2016 5:24 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Sleep-time holodeck experiences
Replies: 3381
Views: 687052

Re: What were your dreams last night?

I had a Rick & Morty dream, and not in a good way.
by Mighty Jalapeno
Sun Jan 17, 2016 6:01 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Blistering blue barnacles
Replies: 28549
Views: 3163990

Re: Rant Thread : For all your obscenity screaming needs

Fractal_Tangent wrote:Yogurt is amazing. We all need to switch to a yogurt based diet immediately.

Just not Greek-style yogurt.
by Mighty Jalapeno
Mon Dec 21, 2015 11:30 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 90055
Views: 8187699

Re: Passing ponderments

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by Mighty Jalapeno
Thu Dec 17, 2015 10:19 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 90055
Views: 8187699

Re: Passing ponderments

cyanyoshi wrote:

Oh thank goodness, I thought that would link to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mB1PuesGGBc instead.

And you would be right... except it would be the Just Dance version.
by Mighty Jalapeno
Thu Dec 10, 2015 5:41 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: The Darker Side of the News
Replies: 4191
Views: 583123

Re: The Darker Side of the News

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--qfv5Ep0D--/c_fit,f_auto,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/al7tfxnol76c56hoizlk.gif Fox & Friends: Your Kids Should Charge Active Shooters According to the FBI, the first two things your kids should attempt in any active shooting situation are 1) run o...
by Mighty Jalapeno
Thu Dec 10, 2015 5:05 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1614: "Kites"
Replies: 28
Views: 7797

Re: 1614: "Kites"

First thing that came to mind: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhRk45Sdg2o Mine was Mitch Hedberg. "I saw a kid flying a kite, and he seemed so happy that the kite was flying. I dunno why, that's what they're supposed to do! I'd have been way more impressed if he were flying a chair. Imagine t...
by Mighty Jalapeno
Thu Dec 10, 2015 4:47 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: The Darker Side of the News
Replies: 4191
Views: 583123

Re: The Darker Side of the News

Tyndmyr wrote:
speising wrote: makes the whole thing...just bizzare and ridiculous.

Making it the perfect example of the present gun situation.
by Mighty Jalapeno
Wed Dec 09, 2015 11:01 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: The Darker Side of the News
Replies: 4191
Views: 583123

Re: The Darker Side of the News

America still has a gun death rate of like 10.64 per 100k, two thirds of is suicide.(that last 3rd is still more than any 1st world countries total deaths). At least regulating for mental health can't be a bad idea. I've no idea why Americans have such a hard on for guns :/ I had to explain this to...
by Mighty Jalapeno
Wed Dec 09, 2015 10:58 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: The Darker Side of the News
Replies: 4191
Views: 583123

Re: The Darker Side of the News

Open Carry group to stage a mass shooting at the University of Texas 'to prove a point'. ... I... what. The Open Carry Walk and Crisis Performance Event will involve actors “shot” by perpetrators armed with cardboard weapons, said Matthew Short, a spokesman for the gun rights groups Come and Take I...
by Mighty Jalapeno
Wed Dec 09, 2015 10:24 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 90055
Views: 8187699

Re: Passing ponderments

Flumble wrote:

TIL the Woozle effect.

Now help me get off that page! :O

THAT WAS THE FIRST ONE I READ TOO!
by Mighty Jalapeno
Wed Dec 09, 2015 10:13 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 90055
Views: 8187699

Re: Passing ponderments

Here's her as a Gummi Bear, if it helps. :D

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by Mighty Jalapeno
Wed Dec 09, 2015 5:37 am UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: What are you listening to?
Replies: 9560
Views: 1119366

Re: What are you listening to?

Clutch - Son Of Virginia

Also, this is almost better to watch than hear (but you gotta hear it, too): Caravan Palace - Rock It For Me
by Mighty Jalapeno
Mon Dec 07, 2015 11:39 pm UTC
Forum: Food
Topic: Today I Made:
Replies: 4534
Views: 836424

Re: Today I Made:

Ours is 8 hours overnight for "literally all the onions and beans and spices" and then all day today for "breaking down those tomatoes until nothing is left". So great. :D
by Mighty Jalapeno
Mon Dec 07, 2015 7:27 pm UTC
Forum: Food
Topic: Today I Made:
Replies: 4534
Views: 836424

Re: Today I Made:

It might count as today since it's 24 hours in the crock pot and still has 8 to go, but homemade dal makahani. OH MAN IT SMELLED SO GOOD THIS MORNING AND ONLY HALF THE INGREDIENTS WERE IN THERE YET. Here's the blogporn version of it: http://www.novicehousewife.com/2013/10/22/garam-masala-tuesdays-sl...
by Mighty Jalapeno
Mon Dec 07, 2015 5:58 am UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: In other news... (humorous news items)
Replies: 14997
Views: 2393781

Re: In other news... (humorous news items, etc)

Shivahn wrote:Man arrested for trying to snort cocaine at a traffic stop:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhoVWbjoJUo

He simply misinterpreted a traffic sign.

Spoiler:
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by Mighty Jalapeno
Fri Dec 04, 2015 5:17 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 90055
Views: 8187699

Re: Passing ponderments

Happy 8th Birthday to my sweet, innocent little angel!

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by Mighty Jalapeno
Wed Dec 02, 2015 4:19 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: In other news... (humorous news items)
Replies: 14997
Views: 2393781

Re: In other news... (humorous news items, etc)

pkcommando wrote:
Angua wrote:

Dude, it's in Manchester. I know England is a lot smaller than Canada, but we do have other cities than London!

Doctor Who says otherwise.

And Axe Cop.
by Mighty Jalapeno
Wed Nov 25, 2015 10:29 pm UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: Utopia or not?
Replies: 40
Views: 12423

Re: Utopia or not?

... has no-one pointed out that the genie is clearly Satan?
by Mighty Jalapeno
Sun Nov 22, 2015 12:20 am UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: Undertale
Replies: 41
Views: 12463

Re: Undertale

Dangit, now I need to play this, don't I?
by Mighty Jalapeno
Fri Nov 20, 2015 5:55 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 90055
Views: 8187699

Re: Passing ponderments

Huh! I saw that come across MY Facebook today and thought it looked familiar.
by Mighty Jalapeno
Mon Nov 16, 2015 11:42 pm UTC
Forum: Fit Club
Topic: Nerds In MMA
Replies: 38
Views: 28758

Re: Nerds In MMA

Ah. No, this was "seriously unheard-of world-class kickboxing and boxing defeats seriously unheard-of power and grappling skills. Now... WHAT WILL DEFEAT THE KICKBOXER?!"
by Mighty Jalapeno
Mon Nov 16, 2015 10:27 pm UTC
Forum: Fit Club
Topic: Nerds In MMA
Replies: 38
Views: 28758

Re: Nerds In MMA

Izawwlgood wrote:So this wasn't a one time defeat, this was 'Holms is clearly the superior fighter all the time for ever and ever'?

o.O? Where did you read that?
by Mighty Jalapeno
Mon Nov 16, 2015 9:59 pm UTC
Forum: Fit Club
Topic: Nerds In MMA
Replies: 38
Views: 28758

Re: Nerds In MMA

I'm as excited as I am for any crazy upset. 10:1 Vegas odds for Holly Holm, and she didn't just beat someone who has been repeatedly and incessantly touted as the single most dominant athlete on the globe... she utterly outclassed and humiliated her. Unlike most of the internet, as far as I can tell...
by Mighty Jalapeno
Mon Nov 16, 2015 8:58 pm UTC
Forum: Fit Club
Topic: Nerds In MMA
Replies: 38
Views: 28758

Re: Nerds In MMA

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLM!!!!!!!!!
by Mighty Jalapeno
Mon Nov 16, 2015 4:20 pm UTC
Forum: Food
Topic: Controversial opinions about food
Replies: 1088
Views: 199075

Re: Controversial opinions about food

I now know what ghee is, since they sell it in gigantic bottles and jars and tubs at the Superstore, but NOWHERE ON THE LABEL DOES IT SAY WHAT IT IS.

... in English. I had thought it was some sort of curd or mayo.
by Mighty Jalapeno
Fri Nov 13, 2015 4:41 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Sleep-time holodeck experiences
Replies: 3381
Views: 687052

Re: What were your dreams last night?

That might top it. It was a strange mixture of Fringe and the Fallout storyline (which is wierd, since I've never played Fallout). I was bouncing back and forth between my world, and a parallel universe that was more technologically advanced but ravaged by a nuclear apocalypse. In more of a Quantum ...
by Mighty Jalapeno
Thu Nov 12, 2015 9:50 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Post your boat race.
Replies: 20908
Views: 2721732

Re: Post your boat race.

*salutes the flag of Pseudoistan*
by Mighty Jalapeno
Thu Nov 12, 2015 8:03 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Sleep-time holodeck experiences
Replies: 3381
Views: 687052

Re: What were your dreams last night?

That was a weird one for me. I attribute it to post-MMA exhaustion, reading a lot of Pratchett and taking some IB's right before bed. The world was essentially being conquered and simultaneously terraformed by these large, wide, heavy-armed robots, which were rolling immense high-tech spheres in fro...
by Mighty Jalapeno
Tue Nov 10, 2015 9:34 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: In other news... (humorous news items)
Replies: 14997
Views: 2393781

Re: In other news... (humorous news items, etc)

CorruptUser wrote:They do, they just refuse non gmo food.

So they only use GMO food?
by Mighty Jalapeno
Tue Nov 10, 2015 4:17 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Police misbehavior thread
Replies: 6473
Views: 976341

Re: Police misbehavior thread

The American economic system has actually found out how to mine resources from poor people? THAT'S BRILLIANT!
by Mighty Jalapeno
Mon Nov 09, 2015 5:20 am UTC
Forum: Food
Topic: Today I Made:
Replies: 4534
Views: 836424

Re: Today I Made:

Erhmahgherd spring rolls are totes easier and cheaper to make than I thought, and Throkky's thai peanut sauce recipe needs to go on everything forever.
by Mighty Jalapeno
Sun Nov 08, 2015 10:58 pm UTC
Forum: Food
Topic: Today I Made:
Replies: 4534
Views: 836424

Re: Today I Made:

(About to make) Beef tenderloin stroganoff and prawn basil spring rolls with spicy thai peanut sauce. Those go together, right?
by Mighty Jalapeno
Sun Nov 08, 2015 5:23 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: In other news... (humorous news items)
Replies: 14997
Views: 2393781

Re: In other news... (humorous news items, etc)

elasto wrote:I think it's a generally accepted fact that female education and empowerment lead to the gradual extinction of the human race.

I mean, it's just math. Soon women will be so smart THERE WON'T BE ANY BABIES AT ALL!
by Mighty Jalapeno
Sat Nov 07, 2015 12:33 am UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Police misbehavior thread
Replies: 6473
Views: 976341

Re: Police misbehavior thread

Exactly. He's alive, and therefore fine. (And a terrible father.)
by Mighty Jalapeno
Fri Nov 06, 2015 11:39 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Police misbehavior thread
Replies: 6473
Views: 976341

Re: Police misbehavior thread

morriswalters wrote:
gmalivuk wrote:"Safe" is a relative term but "dangerous" is only for things you fear enough to kill? At least try to be consistent in your absurdities.
Why?

... I just kinda want to sig this entire thing.
by Mighty Jalapeno
Fri Nov 06, 2015 8:08 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Blistering blue barnacles
Replies: 28549
Views: 3163990

Re: Rant Thread : For all your obscenity screaming needs

It's public, and very obviously they're trolls... but that still does absolutely nothing to explain this. On the plus side, she's reported the worst of the trolls, posted some screencaps (with names blocked out, of course) and based on her blog post seems to be handling things well, but she makes a ...
by Mighty Jalapeno
Fri Nov 06, 2015 7:19 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Police misbehavior thread
Replies: 6473
Views: 976341

Re: Police misbehavior thread

morriswalters wrote:A true Scotsman who loved his child wouldn't have taken the risk.

Well, I'm convinced.

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