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by Steve the Pocket
Thu Jul 27, 2017 7:02 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1868: "Eclipse Flights"
Replies: 31
Views: 5192

Re: 1868: "Eclipse Flights"

Where I am I will experience 95% of the eclipse, I could drive a few short hours but traffic is going to be so miserable. My family has a friend that has his own little plane. Maybe I can convince him to take me up and go watch it in the sky. I mean, you should do that anyway, because getting to ri...
by Steve the Pocket
Mon Jul 17, 2017 7:29 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1864: "City Nicknames"
Replies: 42
Views: 7404

Re: 1864: "City Nicknames"

orthogon wrote:Reminds me of a joke, whose author and origin I forget:

"Ah, Cambridge. The city of dreaming spires."
"Actually, that's Oxford. Cambridge is the city of perspiring dreams."

Could be worse. Could be the city of expiring dreams.
by Steve the Pocket
Fri Jul 14, 2017 10:06 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1863: "Screenshots"
Replies: 47
Views: 7408

Re: 1863: "Screenshots"

Just a few hours ago I discovered how to take an iPad screenshot by accident. GOOMHR
by Steve the Pocket
Thu Jul 13, 2017 1:03 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1861: "Quantum"
Replies: 69
Views: 9298

Re: 1861: "Quantum"

Speaking as one of the people who immediately knew what ICP was, this is an excellent example of why I hate this habit the Internet has gotten into of shortening every single goddamn proper name to its initials, regardless of who they're in the presence of. Google is useful for a lot of things, but...
by Steve the Pocket
Mon Jul 10, 2017 5:01 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1861: "Quantum"
Replies: 69
Views: 9298

Re: 1861: "Quantum"

Speaking as one of the people who immediately knew what ICP was, this is an excellent example of why I hate this habit the Internet has gotten into of shortening every single goddamn proper name to its initials, regardless of who they're in the presence of. Google is useful for a lot of things, but ...
by Steve the Pocket
Mon Jul 10, 2017 4:17 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1857: Emoji Movie
Replies: 48
Views: 11881

Re: 1857: Emoji Movie

My favorite beat combo is right, up, up, square. Mine is up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, A, B. They tell me they'll stop me from 'cheating', but I just taunt them back with "You and whose Konami..?" And then they point out that the canonical version ends "B, A"? Do...
by Steve the Pocket
Mon Jul 10, 2017 4:15 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1860: "Communicating"
Replies: 60
Views: 9884

Re: 1860: "Communicating"

Reka wrote:I AM GROOT!

STATION.

gmalivuk wrote:
cellocgw wrote:Strictly speaking, evolution does imply improvement

No, strictly speaking, it does not.

Does this mean the word "devolution" should not exist, since it is the antonym of a misdefinition?
by Steve the Pocket
Wed Jul 05, 2017 5:56 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1857: Emoji Movie
Replies: 48
Views: 11881

Re: 1857: Emoji Movie

Also, "Meine Lieblingsgruppe ist Motörhead." "Dein Lieblingssänger ist Yusuf Islam.". The gender reassignment was my bad, but I'm 99% sure it was "Lieblingsgruppe," and it definitely predated his changing his name ;-) I suspect that whoever wrote the book didn't realis...
by Steve the Pocket
Wed Jul 05, 2017 5:50 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1859: "Sports Knowledge"
Replies: 44
Views: 7276

Re: 1859: "Sports Knowledge"

I thought the LA Lakers were a women's team, because of the movie Bowfinger featuring the Laker Girls. I don't know if that's a joke or not, but for the record, the Laker Girls are their cheerleaders. Paula Abdul was one before she had a singing career, and that is basically all I know about them. ...
by Steve the Pocket
Sat Jul 01, 2017 1:07 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1857: Emoji Movie
Replies: 48
Views: 11881

Re: 1857: Emoji Movie

Fun fact: the German word "Umlaut" does not contain a single umlaut. And "eszett" or "scharfes S" as names for ß don't contain ß either. Well, from a nation with a mostly unadorned alphabet (a № of naïve encyclopædic fœcundities of archæa, aside), I shall add that &quo...
by Steve the Pocket
Wed Jun 28, 2017 9:18 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1856: "Existence Proof"
Replies: 38
Views: 6110

Re: 1856: "Existence Proof"

I like that "I think I'm in the wrong class" wasn't the last line in the comic. Once upon a time it might have been, but Randall knows his audience very well at this point, and knows that there would inevitably be someone like us in that class.
by Steve the Pocket
Mon Jun 26, 2017 5:16 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1855: "Telephoto"
Replies: 14
Views: 3305

Re: 1855: "Telephoto"

That's an awfully blasé bird.
by Steve the Pocket
Thu Jun 22, 2017 9:32 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1852: "Election Map"
Replies: 30
Views: 6930

Re: 1852: "Election Map"

Incidentally, for those outside the US who may not know, it's only been since disputed election of 2000 that the colors really got standardized. Since election coverage went on talking about "red states" and "blue states" for weeks, the terms really sunk in at that point. But ev...
by Steve the Pocket
Wed Jun 14, 2017 11:42 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1849: "Decades"
Replies: 89
Views: 14028

Re: 1849: "Decades"

Regular Car Reviews once offhandedly referred to the 2000s as "the New Dumb", which pretty well sums up my memories of that decade. An era marked by Shrek and its even worse successors, ungodly-huge trucks masquerading as passenger vehicles, obnoxious overprocessed music, the Star Wars pre...
by Steve the Pocket
Mon Jun 05, 2017 4:15 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1846: "Drone Problems"
Replies: 14
Views: 3837

Re: 1846: "Drone Problems"

I thought it was going to turn out that was her system. If you do your job well enough, etc.
by Steve the Pocket
Fri Jun 02, 2017 5:53 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1845: "State Word Map"
Replies: 53
Views: 10284

Re: 1845: "State Word Map"

HES wrote:Until you realise you're not in Kansas any more!

Heh, if someone wanted to just make an XKCD-esque fictionalized map of the most common searches by state, "how to get back home from Oz" would be a pretty good one for Kansas.
by Steve the Pocket
Mon May 22, 2017 5:50 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1838: "Machine Learning"
Replies: 22
Views: 6229

Re: 1838: "Machine Learning"

There's also a word-level rnn that generates clickbait: https://larseidnes.com/2015/10/13/auto-generating-clickbait-with-recurrent-neural-networks/ I'm fairly certain the infamous "Does Bruno Mars Is Gay?" article was produced by a computer of some kind. It sure as hell fails the Turing T...
by Steve the Pocket
Mon May 22, 2017 5:41 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1840: "Genetic Testing Results"
Replies: 37
Views: 5010

Re: 1840: "Genetic Testing Results"

Soupspoon wrote:That's very exciting! The bad news is that it's a risk factor for lots of things.

"Dying, for one thing. So far as we know, beings in that gene pool have a 100% mortality rate."
by Steve the Pocket
Thu May 11, 2017 12:52 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1834: "Lunch Order"
Replies: 37
Views: 8234

Re: 1834: Lunch Order

US usage makes sense, though - we've always been more insistent about the use of the doubled mark as default, which makes the quotation mark even more its own thing and less a variation of something else. Yeah, I've never understood what was up with British rules regarding the two different types. ...
by Steve the Pocket
Thu May 11, 2017 12:40 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1835: "Random Obsessions"
Replies: 90
Views: 13104

Re: 1835: "Random Obsessions"

And that's assuming memes in general aren't getting much shorter-lived these days than they used to be. Since so many people are on some form of social network where susceptibility to memes is about equal, it takes them much less time to propagate from their point of origin to the general populace, ...
by Steve the Pocket
Sat Apr 29, 2017 12:46 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1830: "ISS Solar Transit 2"
Replies: 25
Views: 5374

Re: 1830: "ISS Solar Transit 2"

Sure hope there was at least a really noisy rock concert going on at the same time. Actually, that brings up a good question: The point of Disaster Area's stuntship was to cause a huge solar flare that would be visible to the concert's audience. But would it really? I would imagine things the size o...
by Steve the Pocket
Fri Apr 21, 2017 11:17 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1827: "Survivorship Bias"
Replies: 43
Views: 9638

Re: 1827: "Survivorship Bias"

I remember Thas K. Dye of Newshounds fame had a good rant about this, how people in showbiz practically make a religion out of the reckless abandon it takes to even try to make it in the entertainment industry. Meanwhile he never quit his day job and continues to treat his successful webcomic as a h...
by Steve the Pocket
Wed Apr 12, 2017 6:52 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1823: "Hottest Editors"
Replies: 55
Views: 12759

Re: 1823: "Hottest Editors"

Back in college, most of my programming classes were in Ubuntu because it had all the compilers and interpreters built-in, as well as the ability to run fake websites via localhost, so I got accustomed to coding in gedit. My understanding is that Notepad++ is just a cross-platform version of that, p...
by Steve the Pocket
Sat Apr 08, 2017 11:17 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1821: "Incinerator"
Replies: 25
Views: 5764

Re: 1821: "Incinerator"

The one time I've had to throw out a trash can, it was banjaxed enough to not really qualify as a trash can anymore, so nobody would have mistaken it for not part of the trash.
by Steve the Pocket
Tue Mar 28, 2017 4:11 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1816: "Mispronunciation"
Replies: 155
Views: 25299

Re: 1816: "Mispronunciation"

Also, relevant.
by Steve the Pocket
Tue Mar 28, 2017 4:04 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1816: "Mispronunciation"
Replies: 155
Views: 25299

Re: 1816: "Mispronunciation"

In my experience the British pronunciation of "inventory" usually comes out as three syllables rather than four.

This robot hand in my invent'ry
Lets me build a mini-sentry.
by Steve the Pocket
Sun Mar 26, 2017 3:46 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1815: "Flag"
Replies: 49
Views: 9214

Re: 1815: "Flag"

dtilque wrote:1 Do moose and squirrel have emojis?

Nope! Two more for the "I can't believe they left this out" list, alongside raccoons and kangaroos.
by Steve the Pocket
Wed Mar 22, 2017 5:21 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1814: "Color Pattern"
Replies: 62
Views: 15838

Re: 1814: "Color Pattern"

I'm certain I've heard this joke before somewhere. I've gotten into the habit of Googling every one-liner puns I think of so I can see how many million times it's already been done, and keeping a list of the number of results for each. I've gotten lucky enough to find a few zeroes, but that wasn't o...
by Steve the Pocket
Tue Mar 21, 2017 5:46 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1813: "Vomiting Emoji"
Replies: 45
Views: 10930

Re: 1813: "Vomiting Emoji"

standard 96 dpi screens 72dpi is a standard screen 96dpi is some johnny come lately microsoft abomination I base my assessment on what anyone anywhere actually still uses, and I haven't seen anything below 96 since the pre-LCD days except on those deliberately oversized screens for people who need ...
by Steve the Pocket
Mon Mar 20, 2017 9:06 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1813: "Vomiting Emoji"
Replies: 45
Views: 10930

Re: 1813: "Vomiting Emoji"

One thing that's always bugged me about emoji is that there's no way to customize their colors beyond any built-in modifiers that might exist. I realize you wouldn't want them to always automatically take on the color assigned to the block of text they're in, but there are also a number of cases whe...
by Steve the Pocket
Mon Mar 06, 2017 10:26 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1807: "Listening"
Replies: 47
Views: 22948

Re: 1807: "Listening"

A reasonable person might deduce from the comic that Echo devices are constantly transmitting audio to Amazon's servers. It is straightforward to examine Echo traffic with Wireshark, or similar, and show that audio is only transmitted after a wake-word is detected. This should help reduce one's tin...
by Steve the Pocket
Sat Feb 18, 2017 5:14 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1799: "Bad Map Projection: Time Zones"
Replies: 70
Views: 13093

Re: 1799: "Bad Map Projection: Time Zones"

orthogon wrote:It's all there in the map. Southern Brazil is currently on DST whereas the northern coastal part is not.

But why would they be on DST now? It's only Feb.... ohhhhh, right, southern hemisphere. Wow, that adds a whole other layer to the clusterfuck that is Needlessly Changing Time.
by Steve the Pocket
Fri Feb 17, 2017 8:13 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1799: "Bad Map Projection: Time Zones"
Replies: 70
Views: 13093

Re: 1799: "Bad Map Projection: Time Zones"

I wonder what the political situation in southern South America led all those other countries to shift into UTC-3. Funnily enough, according to this map, southern Brazil ventures even further for some crazy reason, into UTC-2. I wonder if that's a mistake or if Wikipedia is wrong.
by Steve the Pocket
Tue Feb 07, 2017 9:00 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1792: "Bird/Plane/Superman"
Replies: 76
Views: 13640

Re: 1792: "Bird/Plane/Superman"

....Dafuq did I just read?
by Steve the Pocket
Mon Jan 30, 2017 6:54 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1792: "Bird/Plane/Superman"
Replies: 76
Views: 13640

Re: 1792: "Bird/Plane/Superman"

What I want to know about is the birds-sunbathing-to-regain-their-flight-ability thing. Are there some cold-blooded birds I'm not familiar with?
by Steve the Pocket
Sun Jan 29, 2017 5:32 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1790: "Sad"
Replies: 81
Views: 12874

Re: 1790: "Sad"

by Steve the Pocket
Fri Jan 27, 2017 12:19 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1790: "Sad"
Replies: 81
Views: 12874

Re: 1790: "Sad"

At this point maybe it would be better for everyone involved if we just made it an instant-ban to say anything positive about Trump; no productive conversation can be had with these cunts and most of them seem to just be randos registering specifically to drop in and argue with us.
by Steve the Pocket
Wed Jan 25, 2017 7:08 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1790: "Sad"
Replies: 81
Views: 12874

Re: 1790: "Sad"

I'm going to say the same thing to people who have been stuck in nothing-matters-anymore since the election that I say to soldiers who suffer from crippling PTSD: That just means you're still human. I'd worry more about anyone who's been through that and can still function.
by Steve the Pocket
Wed Jan 18, 2017 7:39 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1784: "Bad Map Projection: Liquid Resize"
Replies: 58
Views: 11273

Re: 1784: "Bad Map Projection: Liquid Resize"

i never could remember the capital of Bolegdeh...
by Steve the Pocket
Mon Jan 09, 2017 1:48 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1782: "Team Chat"
Replies: 84
Views: 14559

Re: 1782: "Team Chat"

Edit: And yeah, I'm aware that text formatting as implemented in Discord is just formatting interpreted from the text string, using tokens that already look like the formatting and can be human read without it. I like when Ctrl+I works instead of *asterisking manually*, but it's perfectly fine if t...

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