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Haha, holy crap. I just came back from an the most comically awkward date. After trying to get anything resembling a conversation starting for about half an hour, I ran out of topics and didn't get much in terms of help carrying the conversation from my partner, so then we just looked at each other ...

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On a completely unrelated matter, I've been taking dance classes. Never thought I'd say this, but dancing is quite a lot of fun :D Turns out that dancing is like a weird social parasite that latches onto your life, kills all your existing hobbies and relationships, and replaces them with dancing an...

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Still refining my selfie skills

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On a completely unrelated matter, I've been taking dance classes. Never thought I'd say this, but dancing is quite a lot of fun :D Turns out that dancing is like a weird social parasite that latches onto your life, kills all your existing hobbies and relationships, and replaces them with dancing an...

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The related content-suggestion type of functionality seems to frequently have the flaw that if you use it too often, you end up in a local minimum that is nearly impossible to escape from, basically rendering said functionality uselessly suggesting the same content. I'm looking at you Spotify and Yo...

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I don't think timed games work with turn based games. Whoever is in the lead can just stop making turns.

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Household fires can be really terrifying... We had one in the building I used to live in. It was pretty small, but still very distressing. Fires escalate quickly nowadays. It's mostly a materials thing . A senile neighbor a few floors downstairs started a fire a few years ago. They put it out befor...

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Approximately once every five years, I come to a point where I realize pretty much everything I held true five years ago was bullshit.

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Ok, what about the Rhino?

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Whatever happened to peak oil? Wasn't the sky supposed to start falling already?

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Holy crap. I changed my tinder pictures to the two I linked, having previously a few of the ones I posted earlier on this page. I've legit gotten more matches in 24 hours than I have in the last 4 months :shock: Not one, but two girls started a conversation out of the blue, and one of them even invi...

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So I've never been very good at taking selfies. In 99 cases out of 100, my pictures don't turn out very good. Which was frustrating because the pictures turned out so much worse than what I see in my mirror. So I've done a bunch of research, and practiced a ton, and I think I'm beginning to see prog...

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New User wrote:So, has Half-Life reached its half-life?

Only half of half-life lives...

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Yeah. It's a weird series like that.

I played Dark Souls 1 first. Took me 40 hours. I easily spent half those hours on the first 10% of the game, then another 10 hours on a hard boss toward the middle.

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Unrequited love sucks

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Only kinda of facetious suggestion: Try virtualizing it? Most VMs can run headless. Ended up doing that in order to speed up regression testing a system that tied into half the unix ecosystem (and consequently was a nightmare to up/downgrade), by creating a library of virtual system snapshots from b...

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I haven't tried doing any configuration with mine yet. Thought I've only used it on a few games. And they worked just fine without any intervention on my part. But I do really like it. The lack of a second thumbstick on the right side of the controller took me some getting used to, but once I adjus...

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You can use it with any game, although you have to launch the game through steam to be able to configure it, which is pretty important since the controller caters to so many different types of games. For example of a wonky but usable case, I've used the Steam Controller to play Fallout 1, which I go...

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More faces were requested.

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It's a list of comic book films released after the 90s that were worse than, or comparable to Suicide Squad. Some MCU, some DC.

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Counterpoints: Ant Man, Man of Steel, Iron Man, Any Spiderman film, Constantine, Daredevil, and Catwoman.

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Yeah. The first impressions I'd read were all super-negative, but then I went and watched the film with low expectations, and was positively surprised. Probably won't win any Oscars, but it wasn't bad, at least not by comic book adaptation standards.

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Seems weird to place such optimizations in the encoding though. Almost any sane compression scheme would blow it out of the water.

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Maybe look into Metal Gear Solid V...? Has more emphasis on stealth than gunplay though.

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I have a coin.

Sunscreen?

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Interesting design choice. Seems like you could pretty easily zerg down a strong gym.

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∪ Check mate, atheists. Does any of ∩, ¬, ∖ or <mathematical script capital u> counter it? "Your message contains the following unsupported characters: <mathematical script capital u>" What the hell, forum? It's just a unicode character https://duckduckgo.com/?q=%F0%9D%92%B0 Try as you mi...

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Check mate, atheists.

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Did they just stop looking for that girl who went missing at the pool or what? Doesn't feel like her family/friends got a whole lot of closure. Have you watched all the episodes? If so: Her friend kept looking for her, and had 11 try to find her in the upside down, which she found her dead. I s...

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The combination of Roadhog's and Ana's ult is some of the most disgusting shit I think I have ever witnessed :O

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Are the patch notes available anywhere? Doesn't seem to be any information in the launcher or on b.net...

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Why is sushi so filling? It does not look like a lot of food... but it is.

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Bring it! My grudge against lemons may derive from the fact that it's the only citrus fruit that does not fit my Unified Citrus Theory, that states that there is only one citrus fruit, and its different colors and sizes can be explained by the relativistic effects and distance in hidden dimensio...

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Why do lemons exist? I mean, take limes for example. They're a lot like lemons, except tastier. Lemons just seem like a dumb thing in comparison.

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3 ana 2 D.va 1 zenyatta new meta

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That is one poorly fitting shirt he's wearing in the rugby picture. I don't think he owns a single piece of well fitted clothing. Class signaling. You can use it to tell old money from new... I don't understand which class he's supposed to signal. While old money may be a bit reluctant to show off ...

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I keep hearing people Pokemon Go players "Goers". I can't help but think of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGrvQ1c5khU

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It felt sort of fast paced. You don't get the same sense of "oh crap" that you do at the beginning of the original. Maybe it's not something you can replicate, because it's expected, and making a bigger death star doesn't *actually* make it scarier, but I think it loses a lot of weight as...

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