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by eran_rathan
Sun Dec 18, 2016 12:51 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25222
Views: 1326088

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. Only in the cargo hold.

I wish my salary was twice its current value in dollars, and the dollar remains at its current purchasing power versus the pound, euro, and yen.
by eran_rathan
Sat Dec 17, 2016 5:47 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 33296
Views: 903754

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Also, ew. That's my daughter's age.
by eran_rathan
Sat Dec 17, 2016 3:06 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 33296
Views: 903754

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Well, its Sweden, bound to happen eventually.
by eran_rathan
Sat Dec 17, 2016 1:09 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 33296
Views: 903754

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

*tills ground. Ground is frozen, breaks plow*
by eran_rathan
Fri Dec 16, 2016 7:32 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 33296
Views: 903754

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

assumption makes an ass out of u and.... mption.
by eran_rathan
Fri Dec 16, 2016 6:28 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25222
Views: 1326088

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. Your muscles are ten times stronger than the average 26'year'old man. Your bones, on the other hand, are not.

I wish that my salary was twice its current value.
by eran_rathan
Fri Dec 16, 2016 4:17 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: xkcd Skyscraper
Replies: 1067
Views: 27913

Re: xkcd Skyscraper

Floor 1030 contains a marble factory, with three technicians running around looking for where all the marbles are going.
by eran_rathan
Fri Dec 16, 2016 4:15 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 33296
Views: 903754

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

PBCIL.

(posted by cold ice letter).
by eran_rathan
Fri Dec 16, 2016 11:52 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 33296
Views: 903754

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

It was. Currently -9F, sustained winds 15mph, gusts to 30, wind chill -34F. I think the previous wind chill was incorrect, this morning feels colder.
by eran_rathan
Thu Dec 15, 2016 10:23 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 33296
Views: 903754

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

flicky1991 wrote:Shiver me lorries!



well, if you insist...
by eran_rathan
Thu Dec 15, 2016 9:06 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 33296
Views: 903754

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Yep. My truck is shaking.
by eran_rathan
Thu Dec 15, 2016 9:02 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 33296
Views: 903754

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

:shock:

Just looked at the temperature outside my truck. -4 F, wind at 45 mph sustained. Wind chill is at -25 F. Glad I am not having to stand out there and can wait in here (relatively) warm.
by eran_rathan
Thu Dec 15, 2016 5:23 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Once a day, no more, no less
Replies: 140
Views: 3072

Re: Once a day, no more, no less

:arrow:
by eran_rathan
Thu Dec 15, 2016 1:39 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 33296
Views: 903754

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

"Am I a lion? I don't think of myself as a lion... you would do well to do, though, I have a mighty roar."
"I said, 'Alliance."
"Oh. That was weird."
by eran_rathan
Thu Dec 15, 2016 11:23 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 33296
Views: 903754

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Little man loved fire.
by eran_rathan
Thu Dec 15, 2016 12:06 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 33296
Views: 903754

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

It also reflects radar really well.
by eran_rathan
Wed Dec 14, 2016 7:31 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 33296
Views: 903754

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

I would, but I'm on my phone. Maybe this evening.
by eran_rathan
Wed Dec 14, 2016 6:16 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: xkcd Skyscraper
Replies: 1067
Views: 27913

Re: xkcd Skyscraper

Floor 1025 is disappointed it is not round, like 1024.
by eran_rathan
Wed Dec 14, 2016 6:06 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 33296
Views: 903754

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Sparkle pony alicorn, right?
by eran_rathan
Wed Dec 14, 2016 11:09 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 33296
Views: 903754

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Its still dark here. And snowing again.
by eran_rathan
Wed Dec 14, 2016 3:17 am UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: In other news... (humorous news items)
Replies: 13564
Views: 1580495

Re: In other news... (humorous news items)

Scientific progress is exponential, not linear. Please offer a rigorous definition of 'scientific progress' that has a clear metric that can be measured. Measure years between achieving one tech and the next! I've made 26 patents on a blood pressure pill. Each one improves results by 1%and extends ...
by eran_rathan
Tue Dec 13, 2016 7:06 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: In other news... (humorous news items)
Replies: 13564
Views: 1580495

Re: In other news... (humorous news items)

Scientific progress is exponential, not linear. Please offer a rigorous definition of 'scientific progress' that has a clear metric that can be measured. Measure years between achieving one tech and the next! I've made 26 patents on a blood pressure pill. Each one improves results by 1%and extends ...
by eran_rathan
Tue Dec 13, 2016 4:37 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Generic Game
Replies: 413
Views: 3993

Re: Generic Game

Ceci n'est pas une poste.
by eran_rathan
Tue Dec 13, 2016 4:36 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 33296
Views: 903754

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

When life gives you triangles, make tanagrams.
by eran_rathan
Tue Dec 13, 2016 3:12 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Where to Repair Coat
Replies: 4
Views: 901

Re: Where to Repair Coat

Try looking for clothes alterations. If that doesn't help, a tuxedo repair/alterations would be the place to go.

Alternately, go to a bridal shop, and ask them where their alterations are done. They might do it in house, and something as simple as that they might do for free or really cheap.
by eran_rathan
Tue Dec 13, 2016 3:09 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 33296
Views: 903754

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

when life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.
by eran_rathan
Tue Dec 13, 2016 1:50 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 33296
Views: 903754

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

I'm of average height, but I have short legs, so that just seems strange to me. Also, I am apparently not very flexible, especially right now, since I threw my back out from coughing because of the stupid pneumonia. seriously, its like my whole years worth of karma is hitting me in the face this mon...
by eran_rathan
Tue Dec 13, 2016 2:54 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 33296
Views: 903754

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Tillian wrote:Just had a near-death experience. I fell asleep on the toilet and nearly dropped my glasses in the bowl.


I'm trying to envision how you would be sitting that that could happen.
by eran_rathan
Tue Dec 13, 2016 12:01 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 33296
Views: 903754

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

P - p - posty face, Mac p-p-p-posty face, you can't read my post, you face.
by eran_rathan
Mon Dec 12, 2016 11:33 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 33296
Views: 903754

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

MacPostface? ach, me clan been fightin' wi' them since the time o' Bonny Prince Charlie!
by eran_rathan
Mon Dec 12, 2016 10:34 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 33296
Views: 903754

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

The American obsession with heritage past 3 generations-or-so always amused me. It's like you're a country of genealogists. I barely know anything about my great-grandparents on my mother's side, and practically nothing about my grandparents on my father's. And it's not like we aren't immigrants or...
by eran_rathan
Mon Dec 12, 2016 8:43 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 33296
Views: 903754

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

I suppose? Though half my family might take umbrage to that, we're Scots/Northern Irish and were kicked out of both countries...
by eran_rathan
Mon Dec 12, 2016 6:51 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 33296
Views: 903754

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

I wouldn't go that far. Most of the people around here are Mainahs, and forget theiah R's, whereas I am from New Hampshire, where we put extrer Rs where they don't belong, like on idear. (I like to think that all the Rs left off from Massholes and Mainahs migrate to NH). Ayuh.
by eran_rathan
Mon Dec 12, 2016 1:29 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 33296
Views: 903754

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

New Englander here, and quark rhymes with mark, and quart rhymes with sort.


English is weird.
by eran_rathan
Mon Dec 12, 2016 12:22 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 33296
Views: 903754

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Tillian wrote:
cyanyoshi wrote:Word of God says to use a soft g.
But is this "God" of yours pronounced with a hard or soft G?


Word of Ȝod.
by eran_rathan
Sun Dec 11, 2016 12:52 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 33296
Views: 903754

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

anyone else read SQL as SQUIRREL!

no, just me? hmmm...

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