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by .Salo.
Thu May 27, 2010 12:07 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Your Life Goals
Replies: 72
Views: 5353

Re: Your Life Goals

Join the Mile High Club the prevalence of the Mile High Club is an interesting commentary on our species. We figure out something as complicated as aviation, master it, commercialize it, and it's not long until people start fucking on it. I can't wait for space travel to become commonplace. Or hear...
by .Salo.
Wed May 26, 2010 11:56 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Lucky Ten Thousand (TIL)
Replies: 13198
Views: 1245563

Re: Today I Learned

Today I learned God is a diabolical bastard. **shakes fist at sky**
and Barnes & Noble series DVDs are horrendously overpriced. Madmen will have to wait.
by .Salo.
Wed May 26, 2010 11:43 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: One Word Story
Replies: 175
Views: 15238

Re: One Word Story

pedantic
by .Salo.
Wed May 26, 2010 11:42 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 89782
Views: 6531401

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (Random like the plague)

Exams getting you down? Girlfriend left you for a bearded fellow? Refresh yourself with an ice cold Summer Glau. Now in sale, next to the Nathan Fillion Isle. RT: (this isn't very palatable) what's up with genital piercings? and genital mutilation in general. Someone mentioned three different ty...
by .Salo.
Wed May 26, 2010 11:27 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Most excellent times
Replies: 5122
Views: 724925

Re: Awesome Thread (to balance Rant Thread)

Awesome: pistachio flavored Ciao Bella ice cream. Made my day. The gelato's great by itself and, as if that weren't enough, it's got frozen pistachio nuts in there! I need to get one of those ice cream taster gigs.
by .Salo.
Mon May 24, 2010 11:03 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: High and low point of your day
Replies: 3315
Views: 187248

Re: High and low point of your day

High: queuing up the new episode of Breaking Bad

Low: Being peculiarly disappointed with the new episode of Breaking Bad.
Otherwise I'm flat-lining.
by .Salo.
Mon May 24, 2010 10:55 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Your Life Goals
Replies: 72
Views: 5353

Re: Your Life Goals

Many claim they want to be the first person to do something great, but not me. I want to be the last person to do something mediocre like eat a twinkie, play with a yo yo, or fire a magnum at a bear. The goal I'm working towards now is getting into a career I enjoy.
by .Salo.
Mon May 24, 2010 10:37 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Lucky Ten Thousand (TIL)
Replies: 13198
Views: 1245563

Re: Today I Learned

Today I learned: I'm not the only person with a thought out system in place for inevitable sock malfunction and rotation. I wonder when I get to learn about underwear.

TIL: Botox can be used to stop heavy sweating. Some people get it on their foreheads but I need it on my ass and fast.
by .Salo.
Mon May 24, 2010 10:19 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: I Shouldn't Have To Say This
Replies: 2609
Views: 330492

Re: I Shouldn't Have To Say This

that's why I don't wear valuables on my head. Nothing better than a rousing game of grand theft beret
by .Salo.
Mon May 24, 2010 10:06 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: The Ovens
Replies: 43
Views: 3731

Re: The Ovens

I'd put the entire universe in there, save the warranty. Paradox included. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xMeijFJKEc
by .Salo.
Mon May 24, 2010 9:05 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Something on Youtube
Replies: 2031
Views: 578661

Re: Something on Youtube

that psa was gay
by .Salo.
Mon May 24, 2010 9:03 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Non-Sequitur Showdown.
Replies: 3869
Views: 416958

Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

I haven't heard the phrase, "You better recognize!" in way too long. Also, "Check yourself before you wreck yourself" is waning fast
by .Salo.
Mon May 24, 2010 9:01 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: One Word Story
Replies: 175
Views: 15238

Re: One Word Story

mister
by .Salo.
Sun May 23, 2010 11:37 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ban the person above you
Replies: 20149
Views: 870972

Re: Ban the person above you

banned for getting spunk drunk
by .Salo.
Sat May 22, 2010 1:43 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Most excellent times
Replies: 5122
Views: 724925

Re: Awesome Thread (to balance Rant Thread)

interestingly, that's the only reason why I became a valedictorian

Edit: Also congratulations :D
by .Salo.
Fri May 21, 2010 9:14 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Born at 23 weeks, graduates at 19 (I admit, made me cry)
Replies: 9
Views: 2248

Re: Born at 23 weeks, graduates at 19 (I admit, made me cry)

because 5 hefty turds would have sounded much worse.

It was strange. I suppose they wanted something relatable and figured most people have handled a stick of butter. I use tubs of margarine myself. So he weighed what? 2.5 tubs?
by .Salo.
Fri May 21, 2010 8:45 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Born at 23 weeks, graduates at 19 (I admit, made me cry)
Replies: 9
Views: 2248

Re: Born at 23 weeks, graduates at 19 (I admit, made me cry)

community college is no great accomplishment. I guess I failed the Turing test too
by .Salo.
Fri May 21, 2010 1:15 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: REALLY Annoying Misconceptions
Replies: 4059
Views: 293005

Re: REALLY Annoying Misconceptions

First there's the core of Buddhism: The teachings of the Buddha. These are not a religion, but a philosophy (with similarities to classic stoicism). Then theres Buddhist culture, what the hundreds of millions of practicing Buddhists believe and do. This is a religion. Well, sure. But how is that an...
by .Salo.
Fri May 21, 2010 1:01 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25532
Views: 1771418

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

But I filled out the W-1337.8008 wishing form. I had to pay a notary. I wish for a refund.
by .Salo.
Fri May 21, 2010 12:57 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Non-Sequitur Showdown.
Replies: 3869
Views: 416958

Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

I'm freaky styley and I'm proud of it
by .Salo.
Thu May 20, 2010 3:25 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25532
Views: 1771418

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

granted. you get gang raped by my 72 horny goats and discover you really quite enjoy it. You now have to tell your parents
by .Salo.
Thu May 20, 2010 3:10 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ban the person above you
Replies: 20149
Views: 870972

Re: Ban the person above you

banned for not recognizing the connection between belly buttons and umbilical cords
by .Salo.
Thu May 20, 2010 2:49 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Non-Sequitur Showdown.
Replies: 3869
Views: 416958

Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Bill Nye the science guy demonstrates what happens when one sits on a mag-light
by .Salo.
Thu May 20, 2010 2:45 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: You Laugh, You lose
Replies: 1094
Views: 182044

Re: You Laugh, You lose

Yeah, it's a classic. But there's one thing that always bothers me about it. What kind of depraved culture is that where there is only one song? In case you didn't get it, " the song of my people" implies that his people as a culture only have one song. Perhaps I don't get it but...Am...
by .Salo.
Thu May 20, 2010 2:31 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Boy Thread: put a hat on ur butt
Replies: 14353
Views: 1125350

Re: Boy Thread: All Roads Got Back

What of secret vagina?
by .Salo.
Thu May 20, 2010 2:20 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25532
Views: 1771418

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. You suffer from hypertrophy of the pituitary gland and become so tall you can't ride any roller coasters.Ever

I wish for 72 virgins
by .Salo.
Thu May 20, 2010 1:12 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Omegle doom
Replies: 164
Views: 127857

Re: Omegle doom

My first time and I get cybersexed You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Im 17, M, Horny, looking for a Quick Cyber Sex Chat You: hey buckaroo You: oh yea You: so game. what are you wearing Stranger: u startt Stranger: i meann youre the chick ;) You: I'm wearing a...
by .Salo.
Thu May 20, 2010 1:02 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?
Replies: 7111
Views: 519146

Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Yes! Holding together a deck of cards.

A jar of peanut butter (Skippy?)

Edit: And a pencil as well. a whole box as a matter of fact. unsharpened though.
by .Salo.
Wed May 19, 2010 11:21 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Muggers defeated by ninjas. No, seriously.
Replies: 31
Views: 3731

Re: Muggers defeated by ninjas. No, seriously.

Stop Crime-Support your local dojo
by .Salo.
Wed May 19, 2010 11:01 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: One Word Story
Replies: 175
Views: 15238

Re: One Word Story

grew
by .Salo.
Wed May 19, 2010 5:01 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Boy Thread: put a hat on ur butt
Replies: 14353
Views: 1125350

Re: Boy Thread: All Roads Got Back

It's comforting to know we can now preserve our genetic material as a species. When can we start launching the stuff to far away planets?
by .Salo.
Wed May 19, 2010 2:05 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 89782
Views: 6531401

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (Random like the plague)

Yesterday I saw a car about to be towed. It was facing the curb and noticed it's front wheels were turned very far. (An unusual finishing move after parking in a lot but sometimes done in a small city lot because turning the wheel all the way back is too laborious for the lazy..such as myself) Later...
by .Salo.
Wed May 19, 2010 2:16 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: You Laugh, You lose
Replies: 1094
Views: 182044

Re: You Laugh, You lose

Yeah, it's a classic. But there's one thing that always bothers me about it. What kind of depraved culture is that where there is only one song? In case you didn't get it, " the song of my people" implies that his people as a culture only have one song. Perhaps I don't get it but...Am...
by .Salo.
Wed May 19, 2010 2:08 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Non-Sequitur Showdown.
Replies: 3869
Views: 416958

Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Cut your head off ! It's possessed !!!
by .Salo.
Tue May 18, 2010 11:40 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 89782
Views: 6531401

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (Random like the plague)

The worst part of summer next to the the heat and bugs is losing the extra jacket pockets. You can't fit much into a pants pocket. And when you do you look and feel like a tard. Cargo shorts seem like an appropriate solution.
by .Salo.
Tue May 18, 2010 4:07 am UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: 6-year-old Girl Gets Shaolin Monk As Bodyguard
Replies: 23
Views: 3781

Re: 6-year-old Girl Gets Shaolin Monk As Bodyguard

And arm the actors with cheap pistols. As unfortunate as it is that a cheap pistol is more dangerous than a Shaolin Monk...
by .Salo.
Tue May 18, 2010 12:01 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Lucky Ten Thousand (TIL)
Replies: 13198
Views: 1245563

Re: Today I Learned

Today I learned that the best way to test an aircraft's ability to withstand bird strikes is with a Chicken Cannon

Image

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicken_Cannon
by .Salo.
Mon May 17, 2010 7:50 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: 6-year-old Girl Gets Shaolin Monk As Bodyguard
Replies: 23
Views: 3781

Re: 6-year-old Girl Gets Shaolin Monk As Bodyguard

According to last weeks Time Magazine there are now something like 65 deaths from 5 attacks. I think it's 5...Oh China.
by .Salo.
Mon May 17, 2010 2:59 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Lucky Ten Thousand (TIL)
Replies: 13198
Views: 1245563

Re: Today I Learned

I learned that a robust squirt of hot sauce (and a little blue cheese) in the eye socket isn't as bad as I previously imagined
by .Salo.
Sat May 15, 2010 1:15 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Mother Jailed For Prostituting 12-Year-Old Daughter
Replies: 112
Views: 10365

Re: A case for capital punishment.

As a society we have different expectations for people with severe mental retardation. Despite all we say about how the most seriously ill people are as human as the rest of us are we still give them a different standard to live up to, as we should. So when someone is proven to be a violent psychopa...

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